Ruth Park
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Joined 04-20-02, id: 202210, Profile Updated: 08-28-13
Author has written 20 stories for Humor, Western, Humor, Fantasy, Essay, General, and Spiritual.


Hoping to get back into writing and using this account.

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Ruatha's Grammar Review by RuathaWehrling reviews
A collection of the grammar and editting suggestions that various writers have asked me for over the years. If you have a grammar question, give me a holler!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 9/18/2004
Fractured Fairytale by DarkBlysse reviews
Oneshot fairytale rewrite done for my Psych class. Goldilocks finds new challenges in her fairytale as she battles Obsessive Compulsive Disorder as well as the big, bad bears in the woods. Enjoy and let me know what you think.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Advice on Making Characters by Black and Silver Dreamer reviews
Just some advice on making a character
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 11/10/2003
Journies of Sarcasm by Black and Silver Dreamer reviews
An elf is caught up in a battle of good and evil, but all she wants is a muffin and some ale! Yup, for anyone who remembers this story. It's back! Please R n R
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 2/12/2004
Hell Found Me by Phoenix Cry reviews
A story I wrote for a contest that I discovered I could not enter.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
The Swordsman and the Cell Phone by Sykes reviews
Why underage fantasy heroes never seem to have involved parents...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2004
yA LoLz AIM sux0rz:P by leadlesspencil reviews
Although I respect everyone's right to type as they please, some things are just too vomit-inducing for me to remain silent about.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/1/2004
The Purpose of Calculus by B Eskew reviews
You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
How To Take Over the World in Ten Easy Steps by Apphish reviews
It's an over used idea, but don't let that stop you taking a little peek.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/19/2003
Odes to Mathematics by nukerliu reviews
A bucnh of math haikus ranging from counting to integral calculus. Nerdy poems
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2003
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Fifty Two Dragons reviews
Fifty two dragons, fifty two weeks, fifty two words each. Why? Because I can.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 9/21/2007
God's Umbrella reviews
The umbrella came out of nowhere and the rain's about to fall.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
My Roommate the Penguin reviews
A poem about my penguin roommate.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Heart Transplant reviews
My heart was put up for adoption. Short story written from an interesting prompt.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Alarm Clock reviews
Will hates his roommate's alarm clock. But what he hates more is when his roommate isn't there to turn it off in the morning.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Cheating reviews
Gloria knows what she's doing is wrong, but she just can't help herself. Her only worry is that her husband will find out.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Complete
Fool Me Once reviews
It's a bar scene. Written for creative writing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
The Wedginator reviews
It's about a water slide
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Lattes and Biscotti reviews
A pupil goes to his master with a questions on his mind but finds his master's answer very strange. Short Story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
I Want to Love You Madly reviews
Manly, man of questionable adventures, finds himself with a summons to the queen’s chambers after getting back from is most recent exploit.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Just Another Tuesday reviews
Arthur P. Wensley is looking for your typical magical item in your typical dragonguarded cave when he finds himself thrust head first into a fairy tale that can't end well for him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
How to Catch a Warble Snoogle reviews
Process and definition paper for English. Title explains it all.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Complete
The Emerald Banana reviews
Tis the story of the Emerald Banana, it's guardian, a sinister sorcerer, the Captain of the Guard, and Nameless Guard 1
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
Time Travel reviews
Ninth grade research paper on time travel. Put up here for your enjoyment. Enjoy!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
Guide to Writing Reviews reviews
Do you have problems writing reviews? Do the words just not come to you? Well, with my Guide to Writing Reviews in just three easy steps you can be writing great reviews that make you sound smart. Disclaimer: I am not an expert
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Complete
The Little People reviews
I am Swin, peasant girl. Doesn't that sound exciting. Well, even if I am a peasant girl, I have done great things. Helped someone overthrow our evil king once. But, of course, nobody knows. Once he reached he top he forgot all about the little people
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
Waste of Beauty reviews
Princess Pantarikaranet is a spoiled brat, though she thinks otherwise. To prove she isn't, the princess goes on a quest. But as to how a quest will prove anything, no one knows. short story, this is it, there is no more
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/7/2004 - Complete
Dragon Slaying 101 reviews
My own personal account of when I slayed a dragon. I assure you it's all true. an entertainment speech for speech class. reviews would be very much appreciated.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Complete
The Adventures of Jack Bunyun and Flamin' Pete reviews
A tall tale about Paul Bunyun's third cousin twice removed, Jack Bunyun and the red fire breathing ox, Flamin' Pete.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
Ode to Chocolate Pudding reviews
My ode to chocolate pudding
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Complete