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Joined 04-23-02, id: 203673
Author has written 8 stories for General, and General.
Update:From now on I am going to only post my work on my website http:// I will not longer use fanfiction, so go to my website!

Update: 9/9/02 Ok so i added a story again called: Adam's One True Unloving Love. It is not very good in fact is sucks but read it anyway. Not very good writing but you might be able to relate with the theme. -Jon/Boris

Update: 8/20/02 Hehe just checking in. Putting this update *up* for no real reason inparticular...BOO! damn*...

Update: 5/14/02 Chapter 2 to the adventures of Jim and his television have been added -"In which the young man begins his journey"

Update: 5/3/02 Due to popular demand I will release the following chapters of the adventures of Jim and his TV. I will first release the last chapter i wrote and upload the other ones later. So I suggest you not read the last chapter until you have read the others.

Update: 5/1/02 Hmmmmm /me is bored today. I will release some more of my stories and less poems. Its hard posting my stories online after going to other sites and seeing somebody else's name on my work. But, what the hell? So stay tuned, and welcome to the wild and wacky world of Jon -a myth and a legend. By the way people:

Personal stuff about me at the bottom.

Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...

Damn kids. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?

I am a hacker, enter my world...

Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...

Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."

Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me... Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass.. Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...

Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found. "This is it... this is where I belong..." I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...

Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

My name is Boris Elsid Gavonivich *not really so deal* I'm an aspiring screenwriter and computer junkie. Be sure to check out my favorite authors almost completed site at http://
14/m/USA, and i might post a few of my somewhat good stories here but then some of you inhuman little beasts would plagarize. As for you other cats out there lets move on to bigger and better business:

For all those interested in sending me hate mail, let me make my job easier by given you some pre-written responses. Wow Jon! You are just too helpful!
For those of you: Who want to write how I'm not really evil and that I suck and how you're really evil because you're in the tenth grade and wear Slayer shirts and know all the lyrics to "Satan Spawn".
My response: Enjoy your career at Mcdonalds. For those of you: Who want to write how lame my page is because there's no porn on it.
My response: Look! A blimp! For those of you: Who want to write that you are an occult magician and that my page really sucks and that you are going to cast an evil magick spell on me because you are all-powerful and really, really evil, bwah-ha-ha-ha!
My response: Thanks for the input! Good luck on all your future endeavors! For those of you: Who want to inform me about the wonders of long distance savings.
My response: No.
All (well, some) mispellings and improper uses of grammar are intentional and well thought out. The use of error to grab attention keeps the reader alert. Questioning.
You may contact me regarding improper uses of our language, reckless or even unreadable prose. I may or may not do something about it.

I cannot work without feedback. Words of reaction, disgust, praise, critique, all interest me. If something you read affects you, let it affect me too.

Or ya could E-mail me if ya'd really like to. Just because you're bored. Or maybe you're a stalker, or you just think I'm an idiot and deserve to be called one. Do you have a sugestion? Is it a waste of my time and yours? Whatever the reason, feel free to mail it to me. I will then release the cyber hounds, and send them after you. Have a nice day.

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The Short, Long Story by Ilyana Takatori reviews
A young author finds revelation on writing one Sunday morning with the help of a friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2003
Hannah's Dance by Ilyana Takatori reviews
A girl who desperately loves dance finally opens up on stage.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2002
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Adam's One True Unloving Love
Adam loves one more than anything in the world. He does not see her love in return. This is how he goes mad.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Published: 9/9/2002
The History Of My Future reviews
People on jolt cola write the funniest things...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/27/2002
Television is real - but we're not reviews
The obvious paradoxical nature of the television...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2002 - Published: 4/28/2002
Untitled reviews
Hence the
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2002
Inidividual Injustice reviews
Hence the title...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/27/2002
Again...hence the title and you interpret it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 4/27/2002
Damn Robert Frost reviews
Hence the title...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/27/2002
My Search for My Answer
About inner turmoil. I wrote it about something specific but can be stretched to fit readers as well.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Published: 4/27/2002