Author has written 8 stories for General, and General.Update:From now on I am going to only post my work on my website http:// I will not longer use fanfiction, so go to my website!
Update: 9/9/02 Ok so i added a story again called: Adam's One True Unloving Love. It is not very good in fact is sucks but read it anyway. Not very good writing but you might be able to relate with the theme. -Jon/Boris
Update: 8/20/02 Hehe just checking in. Putting this update *up* for no real reason inparticular...BOO! damn*...
Update: 5/14/02 Chapter 2 to the adventures of Jim and his television have been added -"In which the young man begins his journey"
Update: 5/3/02 Due to popular demand I will release the following chapters of the adventures of Jim and his TV. I will first release the last chapter i wrote and upload the other ones later. So I suggest you not read the last chapter until you have read the others.
Update: 5/1/02 Hmmmmm /me is bored today. I will release some more of my stories and less poems. Its hard posting my stories online after going to other sites and seeing somebody else's name on my work. But, what the hell? So stay tuned, and welcome to the wild and wacky world of Jon -a myth and a legend. By the way people:
Personal stuff about me at the bottom.
Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
Damn kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
Damn underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me... Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass.. Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found. "This is it... this is where I belong..." I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
My name is Boris Elsid Gavonivich *not really so deal* I'm an aspiring screenwriter and computer junkie. Be sure to check out my favorite authors almost completed site at http://
For all those interested in sending me hate mail, let me make my job easier by given you some pre-written responses. Wow Jon! You are just too helpful!
I cannot work without feedback. Words of reaction, disgust, praise, critique, all interest me. If something you read affects you, let it affect me too.
Or ya could E-mail me if ya'd really like to. Just because you're bored. Or maybe you're a stalker, or you just think I'm an idiot and deserve to be called one. Do you have a sugestion? Is it a waste of my time and yours? Whatever the reason, feel free to mail it to me. I will then release the cyber hounds, and send them after you. Have a nice day.
Ilyana Takatori (3)