Lee Harvey Kennedy
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Joined 04-26-02, id: 204984, Profile Updated: 04-06-08
Author has written 7 stories for Essay, Humor, Romance, and General.

Updates (04-06-08) - So a lot of people seem to have been reading me lately. I have no idea why such a sudden flood, but it's appreciated nonetheless, and maybe it'll get me posting here again.

Uh, finally coming out of the creative miasma that was my last relationship, so maybe more writings, more frequently? I'd like to do that. In the meantime, thanks for reading, and I hope to give you something more to read soon.

~LHK

Projects in the works:

Scenes From a Memory: A collection of nonfiction stories from my life and those of my friends. Also, a potentially damning document should I ever enter a courtroom or run for public office.

Exercises in Style: One short story, retold in as many different ways as I can think of. Wackiness ensues.

Upcoming projects:

Kings of Rockwell: Jimmy's moving away, so as a goodbye, he and his three best friends spend one last night on the town.

Ares and the Forgotten Stars: In a glittering, mechanical world suitable only for those willing to trade in their souls for fleeting pleasures, one outcast fights against the horror of the government's absolute control over the lives of its citizens in a futile effort to save the one person he loves.

Various short stories

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Without Honor or Humanity by Another BeatPunk reviews
In order to quell a rebellious youth, the Goverment creates a sick and twisted Re-Education Program- a game of musical chairs, if you will, where the losers pay with their lives. Heavily inspired by Koshun Takami's Battle Royale.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Fireworks by ThomasCMay reviews
Two men gather to watch the annual fireworks display in their hometown. Instead of watching the sky though, the two spend the evening watching the internal fireworks. This was a "what if" type scenerio my best friend once presented to me.
Fiction: Play - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005
Read this or I'll kill myself, a poem by jevn reviews
A response to bad love poetry
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2005
Dogs of a Revolution by Mirotori reviews
What happens when you start asking questions? A sci-fi adventure of drama, action, philosophy, and a kick-ass cast of characters.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,602 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 8/9/2004
The Clandestine Life by Cardinal Chuck reviews
Young Billy knows someone is after him. What he doesn't know is how close they are to finding him. [Finished now! Condensed into a one shot]
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
The Evil Overlord Story by Simeon The Conqueror reviews
When an evil madman leaves his humble New York settings to take over the world, what would you do? Well this is leading up to your actions, and it's the story of a not-so-smart overlord and his followers. Funny.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
Untitled Document by Seph D reviews
Introduction through chapter ten revised. Chapters eleven and twelve on the way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003
Eleven by lucid-psyche reviews
The cleansing is over; one girl survives ... for now. Warning: very disturbing. Thanks to Chagan for help with beta reading. K-plus for minimal violence. Short story.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Complete
Politically Correct by Forgotten Pegasus reviews
When political correctness goes to far...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2003
The Dark Stranger by Vincent Grauss reviews
A story centered around the terrifying manifestation of absolute evil in one person.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2003
Eradicate the Unknown! by delphian reviews
60% of American high-school students can't find Iraq on a map... so why should it even exist? Make the world the land of the free, home of the red, white, and blue. God Bless America.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2003
Requiem for an Author by Drucilla reviews
One evening as I was dozing on NyQuil it occurred to me... what happens to characters when the author dies? This is the result. Dedicated for all you fanfic writers out there. Sequel novel coming soon!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Published: 2/20/2003
Gingerborg by Libbydia reviews
A spaceship full of hive-minded gingerbread-person cyborgs lands in Nathaniel Oxwood's backyard...chaos ensues.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2003
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Exercises in Style reviews
I start off with a simple short story. I then proceed to tell it in as many different ways as possible. Newly added: 20 Years Old and First Person perspective.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 85 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
Rap Intellectualized reviews
Many people claim that rap is unintelligible garbage filled with nonsense words, such as bling-bling or shizzle. However, I say hip-hop can be just as intelligent as other musical genres. It just needs bigger words.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 7/17/2003
My Girlfriend's Dead reviews
It's hard having to get over the love of your life leaving you for another guy, which is why Tyler just tells every girl he meets of his mysteriously dead ex-girlfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2006
Afternoon Shadows reviews
Everyone needs a hobby after a hard day at the office. What's yours?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006
Celestial Cemetery reviews
A descriptive short about a boy's first real experience with the night sky.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2004
The Discomfort of Love reviews
One shot. Ever wake up next to someone in a less-than-comfortable position? How low would you go to preserve your own comfort? Read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2004
A Modest Proposal reviews
My humble plan for an end to hatred, racism, wars, terrorism, genocide, despotic madmen, and threats of nuclear and chemical warfare
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2003