ittybittytreefrog
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Joined 04-27-02, id: 205615
Author has written 38 stories for Song, War, General, Humor, Life, Family, Politics, Friendship, Haiku, Nature, Fantasy, Religion, and Love.
Something that should probably be known to all of my reviewees is that I only leave long reviews if I think a fic needs improvement. I make few exceptions. If I think a fic sucks and cannot be saved, I don't bother reviewing it as I don't believe in flames. So constructive criticism is a complement, especially as I'm lazy. If I think a fic is good and I really like it, then my review will be very short and most likely not consist of sentences. This is a big complement.

I don't let the english language restrict my vocabulary. I make my own words!
Words of the Day: maniacly, daper, crikey!, goodly, appalled, endoplasmic, distasteful, horrendous, spiffy, indubitably, nuculer, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis, antidisestablishmentarianism, torange, peachy, perdition, skwirrel, splendiferous, kipper, accord, germified, loamy, kumquat, phantasmagorically

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"Hi, I'm Natalie. You can call me crazy. That's what everyone else calls me."
-Another of my bizarre introductions

First they came for the Jews and I did not speak up because I was not a Jew,
Then they came for the Catholics and I did not speak up because I was not a Catholic,
Then they came for the Blacks and I did not speak up because I was not a Black,
Then they came for me and by that time there was no one left to speak up.

"Listen: do you smell that?"
"If someone asks if you're a god you say YES!"
-Ghostbusters

It's funny, but the more poems I read and review on this website, the more I feel like an advice columnist. No one writes happy poetry anymore, do they? I give people reviews, but what I really want to give them is a hug. A nice big one. I need some ice cream.

heehee, I do art, now. Check out my "talent" at: http://tree_frogg.tripod.com/atypicalart/ :)

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Spirit of Light by The Vampire Pandora reviews
Me, pitiful ghostling of the Sun
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2006
Les Esprits Maritimes by keltica reviews
Un poème sur la beauté de la nature et sur le fait que l'homme doit l'aimer ...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - French - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2004
Our Face Our Foe by A Phantom Stranger reviews
Along the lines of we are our own worst enemy written after a dream I had I like it hope you do to
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2004
Epistle to Reverend Phelps: A Response by Seshira reviews
Five years ago, Matthew Shepard died, victim of a hate crime. On October 3, 2003, Reverend Fred Phelps has a proposal...to twist Shepard's memory into anti-gay propaganda. My Response.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2003
Falling Rain by Nightmare Girl reviews
What is hell (not the Biblical one? True loneliness? True Pain? Everyone’s got their own hell. Here is mine. Please R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003
What Problems? by Aurora Barrett reviews
OK, so it's a bit... oh what's the word? Angsty perhaps? Anywho... Rated for implications, that's all. If this makes any sense at all, it means my brain must be working again... r&r?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Night Faerie by Joan Milligan reviews
Filk. Of darkness, beauty and magic.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2002
Coffee Philosophy by Discord reviews
Coffee in the morning is good for the soul. Especially when it helps you figure the meaning of life, or something.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2002
The Peach by Lierre Mortel reviews
Upon this smooth, high floor I sit, my stomach sinking like a pit. At my side sits good friend Apple, fine red skin shows ne’er a dapple.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2001
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On Eggshells reviews
This poem started as an attempt to see if I could write in blank verse and became... this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Majestic One reviews
Who can guess what animal this poem is about? Hint: it isn't an orang utan. This is not my greatest poem but I felt like writing something.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/20/2004
When You Love Someone reviews
Short and sweet. Kind of.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/9/2004
Hindsight reviews
A poem about trying to grow up too quickly.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/9/2004
Entropy reviews
en·tro·py - 1. The tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity 2. Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society (An acrostic poem about entropy)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/25/2004
Stray But In Darkness reviews
An action unseen still makes a spot unclean
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2004
Someday, The Strength reviews
Today is Martin Luthor King Jr. Day. I wrote this in honor of him.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2004
Shining Seas reviews
This is a song I wrote about the Manifest Destiny doctrine. It's how I feel about my country (the USA).
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/24/2003
The Outsider reviews
A little girl stands/ All alone in the rain/ Her spirit a stallion/ That no one could train. There are different ways of looking at things.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2003
I Believe In Lemons reviews
The world would be better if we all believed in lemons! This isn't really supposed to make that much sense. I was just having fun.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2003
How We Make Our World Bright reviews
We only get what we give. So make the world brighter!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/10/2003
The Truth Exists reviews
This poem was inspired by 1984 by George Orwell. I think that there is such thing as an ultimate truth that nothing can change.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/10/2003
Saturn reviews
If any of you have been doubting my sanity, your doubts are confirmed. This poem is not meant to be logical.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/10/2003
The Midnight Rain reviews
Wouldn't it be wonderful to fly in the rain?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8/13/2003
How Rust Looks Like Blood reviews
My observations one night. I've written yet another free-form poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/1/2003
Alone, But Not Lonely reviews
Just because someone is alone doesn't mean that they're lonely. This is my story.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003
True Poems reviews
My attempt to describe how a poem is really created.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2003
Haiku About A Can Opener reviews
Also known as Negotiations Ceased. I actually wrote a haiku! This poem is... odd.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/24/2003
A Sinner's End reviews
To have lived one's whole life only to realize too late that that life had no purpose, this is the fate of one who chooses evil. This poem is based on the idea that evil deeds are their own punishment. Did anyone else get deja vu?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/21/2003
When You Give Someone A Smile reviews
...you get something in return. This poem is based on the idea that good deeds are their own reward.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/29/2003
Read Me, You Idiot reviews
For I am a poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2003
When Environmentalists Go Crazy reviews
Believe it or not, I'm an avid environmentalist. No one seems to note the sarcasm. Shame you can't hear the tune.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/30/2003
A Once Unnoticed Color reviews
Once there was a color....
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003
Take Me For What I Am reviews
I can't sing, nor do I usually right songs. This is pretty much what the title says. It's about being true to yourself no matter what others think.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2003
Mirror Mirror reviews
This poem pretty much describes how much I care about looks. It also describes some fun activites. (I was feeling cynical when I wrote it.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003
Destined to Die reviews
We're all going to die someday. So we worry...... but why?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/27/2003
A Destined Wheel reviews
And cannot one stone skip a wheel? I believe we make our own destinies. This poem is why.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/27/2003
Shadow reviews
Meant to be creepy. I've been reading way too much Poe.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2002
La Poème Folle reviews
Tu aimes les lapins chauves, vrais? C'est très marrant!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/27/2002
Perfect reviews
My family thinks I should be perfect...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/9/2002
Pondering War reviews
This is just something I wrote while pondering the purpose of war and killing.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/2/2002
The Vulture and the Dove reviews
I wrote this poem at like midnight last night. It's not my best but I like it. Hopefully you get the symbolism behind it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/7/2002
Don't Cry, Dear reviews
It's giving advice to people who are sad. Originally written as a response to Ada's peom.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/18/2002
On Speling reviews
Maybe it should be called On Hypocracy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/17/2002
Natacat in a nuttshell reviews
Just a dumb little poem I wrote.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/29/2002
Remember, 6th grade bully? reviews
A message to a 6th grade bully. Be warned it's sad. Rated for suicidal themes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2002
War's End reviews
Just a sad little poem I wrote. Short but not very sweet.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/25/2002
Message to the Children reviews
This is a message to the children of today telling them to make the right choices.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/23/2002