I can best decribe myself with five simple words: Fifteen Year Old Caucasian Male. What, were you expecting something deeper? I write a lot of songs and some poetry. Mr. T is my hero. I own more than a single pair of socks, and I alternate between pairs regularly. Never in my life have I seen an episode of "Golden Girls", nor do I wish to. I am currently wearing headphones, dispite the fact that I turned off the sound. I dial 1-800-COLLECT because Mr. T told me too. I have never in my life used the term "Jiggy" to describe anything, and God so help me, I hope I never will. Now that you know almost everything about my life, read some of my stuff and/or send me an instant message.