Petty Gods is officially dead at this time. I'm going to be redoing it all - but until then, I'm just going to leave it up, because I'm lazy that way. March 10th, 2000: Have declared my personal estates a small country, by the name of Bunisia (BOO - nee- jyah). Soon, all shall fall to me.

April 13th, 2000: Have sent out call for help. Nation attacked by giant weasels. Recieved 10 billion in foreign aid funds - not too shabby, considering Bunisia is located outside the Wal-Mart Empire.

June 22nd, 2001: Using foreign aid funds, have constructed an almost-invincible Magical Ultimate Weapon Mark V - note to self: clearly mark self-destruct button to avoid further mishaps.

June 22nd, 2001: Bunisia destroyed from within by enemy hero, buxom tavern girl and plucky sidekick. Note to self: In retrospect, having a self-destruct button was probably not so smart an idea.