Hello. My name's Eli (and I am a girl, not a boy), and I'm a freshman in college. I live in the perfect city of Boston, Mass. and to be perfectly honest, I don't really write that often anymore. I suggest you avoid reading my stories from 2002 and focus on the ones from 2006 and 2007. If you want to know why, look at the summaries of my two oldest stories and then look at the summaries of my most recent two. As embarrassing as some of my old ones are, I don't like to delete things that once came from my heart. I wish I was blessed with the ability to write down all my thoughts easily and eloquently, but alas, I was not. So like everyone else, I just do the best I can.

I am a big fan of tea, hot cider, music, photography, incense, guitars, poetry, abstract art, and living. I am serious in a funny way but am not funny in a serious way. I major in television production and minor in photography. When I get sick of college food, I usually eat Italian wedding soup. I like to take pictures of things people don't usually take pictures of. My favorite song in the world will always be Hey Jude by the Beatles, but my current favorite songs are The Purple Bottle by Animal Collective and three songs by Tegan and Sara called Walking With a Ghost, Living Room, and The Con. I don't really sleep very much, but it doesn't really bother me until I start falling asleep in class, and when that happens, I chew Cinnamint Orbit Gum. Because I am a night owl, my muse likes to visit me around 3 or 4 in the morning, and sometimes we have slumber parties and write poetry together.