TheatrePhunk
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Joined 04-30-02, id: 207080
Author has written 17 stories for General, Romance, General, Essay, Kids, Humor, Song, Nature, and Life.

Hello. My name's Eli (and I am a girl, not a boy), and I'm a freshman in college. I live in the perfect city of Boston, Mass. and to be perfectly honest, I don't really write that often anymore. I suggest you avoid reading my stories from 2002 and focus on the ones from 2006 and 2007. If you want to know why, look at the summaries of my two oldest stories and then look at the summaries of my most recent two. As embarrassing as some of my old ones are, I don't like to delete things that once came from my heart. I wish I was blessed with the ability to write down all my thoughts easily and eloquently, but alas, I was not. So like everyone else, I just do the best I can.

I am a big fan of tea, hot cider, music, photography, incense, guitars, poetry, abstract art, and living. I am serious in a funny way but am not funny in a serious way. I major in television production and minor in photography. When I get sick of college food, I usually eat Italian wedding soup. I like to take pictures of things people don't usually take pictures of. My favorite song in the world will always be Hey Jude by the Beatles, but my current favorite songs are The Purple Bottle by Animal Collective and three songs by Tegan and Sara called Walking With a Ghost, Living Room, and The Con. I don't really sleep very much, but it doesn't really bother me until I start falling asleep in class, and when that happens, I chew Cinnamint Orbit Gum. Because I am a night owl, my muse likes to visit me around 3 or 4 in the morning, and sometimes we have slumber parties and write poetry together.

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Therapy Sessions by Ishtani reviews
Matt and Luke are sent to therapy for their 'unhealthy rivalry'. But little does anyone know, Luke's just a little crazy and Matt's just a little crazy about Luke. MM StepBro's
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,787 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Jude by gummybaby reviews
SLASH. A special ops agent, working undercover as a college freshman, gets more than he expected as he tackles an illegal fight club, english 101, and a nosy roomate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,977 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007
MitchxRyan OneShots by TUS reviews
All MitchRyan oneshots shall be found here...Slash, MM. Discontinued.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005
Call Number by Sabe reviews
Luke Casten thinks the library is just a quiet place to get his summer homework done and escape his loud little cousins until he meets Alexander, a cute volunteer who soon becomes Luke's friend and obsession. [slash] [complete!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,475 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Autumn Came by kaika switched reviews
'Though I had never met him before in my entire life, I felt like I had known him forever. Like I had a debt to him, to keep him alive. Like we were destined to make it out together'
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,806 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 1/30/2004
Summers Gone by Ariel-chan reviews
SLASH Luke dreads his family vacation every year. Between his parents, who can't decide whether to live his life for him or ignore him completely and his possibly homicidal sister, he's sure this year will set new standards of hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,872 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Amour Absolu by Jamie Bollenbacher reviews
WARNING: THIS IS RATED R BECAUSE IT DEPICTS A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TO BOYS. WARNING. Miles was just an average kid with a girfriend until a mysterious boy enters his life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 5/15/2003
Map of your Head by dum-penguin reviews
'“This is what happens when you try to explain the mess in your head!” He was late. Again. She was going to kill him.' title ripped from a Muse song but hey, R&R please!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2004
The Beauty of Darkness by Spiky Hair Kid reviews
Life can be a whirlwind at age 14, but Matt LeRoy learns through the wisdom of his friends and own experiences what the real world is really about.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,104 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 10/11/2002
Lovin It by NotEnough reviews
Matt gets a special birthday surprise. Male/Male.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2003
A Single Tear by Banuffin reviews
COMPLETE Rated PG-13 for violence and abuse. Megan's boyfriend abuses her and won't let her go. Can Miles save her?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 9/3/2003
Shades of Grey by ikancya reviews
[boyxboy relationship] Aiden has always tried to blend into the crowd but happens when someone makes an effort to notice him? Brought together under strange circumstances Aiden's life may be changed for the better...or the worse
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 9/4/2003
Hives by Anakerie reviews
Now adults, Kit and Ryan Waters' worlds are about to collide violently. Patrick drifts further into madness, a charismatic activist tries to lead the Tervs and Hivers to war, and the lives to two children hang in the balance. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,396 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
The Story Of Matthew Firan by FarisDeLuna reviews
Matt's dad has died and he's broken out. Almost to the point of killing himself. He runs away and his friends try to help. A police officer is after him too. Two romances come together, and one life breaks apart.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003
New Beginnings by b4zooka jules reviews
Aidan Lynch is forced to pack up and leave from his home, and he's not best pleased about it. After some unfortunate meetings with the local gang, life steadily gets harder and harder for him and he is forced outside of everybody elses lives.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2003
Confessions and Fireworks by Kiara reviews
Two teenage boys meet out on Cape Cod one summer and discover things about themselves and each other. It's cutesy slash, just so you all know :)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2002
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Screaming Whispers reviews
I lost a bunch of people in a car crash a few months ago, and this is pretty much an abstract description of how I feel when I think about it sometimes. Not explicit.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Paddy McKween reviews
Everyone has common fears, such as height, the dark, or being alone. Paddy McKween has an usual one, and it's rapidly taking control of his life. [Satire]
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Voices reviews
It's about realization, but I think it could be interpreted in many different ways. I don't know if this poem will make sense to anyone except me, but it would be cool if it does.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
The World reviews
A short, metaphorical poem that tells about my view on people in the world through a head of hair.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/17/2004
Wondrous Nature reviews
No one ever seems to notice the beauty of a leaf falling from a tree...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/17/2004
Dedication reviews
A second grader in my town died on Wednesday. This is a short story about him, dedicated to him.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/28/2004
The Broken Mirror reviews
Behind every chosen mirror, there are creatures ready to crack circles to kill every last person. Will anyone believe the surviving and retrospecting victims' stories, or will the mirrors in chosen households around the world continue to crack?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/18/2004
The Rock 'n' Roll Murder Show reviews
A band needs to deal with a member's death, but will the lead singer, his boyfriend, cope? Male/male [Chapter 2 up]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004
Life as a Puddle reviews
"My hiking boots splash the dirty, opaque water of the small puddle beneath me. This is a metaphor of my life." Short one shot, please r/r.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/18/2004
Mr Gangsta reviews
A song about a gang member who longs to play hopscotch with kids at the park. Please r/r!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/14/2003
Mr Gangsta reviews
PG for mention of weapons. Just about a gangster who wants to play hopscotch with some 4th graders... Please r/r!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2003
My Brother Was Stolen By an Alien! reviews
Collaborative story written in writing class. The title explains it all, but it's more interesting than it sounds. Trust me.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/27/2003
Goals reviews
Oh, I bet everyone wants to read this essay, especially because of the title... (sarcasm) It's not horrible, but I had to make it somewhat cheesy for English class. Please review!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/13/2003
Depressed reviews
PG because it's really sad!!! :( It's about my relationship with my ex-boyfriend, and the reason we were forced to break up. :( Please r/r! It really would mean a lot to me! Chapter 2 finally up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002
Taking the Good With the Bad reviews
Another free verse I wrote to get my feelings out... a bit similar to "Damaged For Life".
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/13/2002
Damaged For Life reviews
Just a free verse I wrote to get out some of my feelings...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/13/2002
The Stars of Darkness reviews
Seven kids that are obsessed with space meet up on a spaceship, and before they know it, it blasts off. They meet a few creatures while on their journey, some good, some bad. Please r/r! *Characters are based on real people*
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/12/2002