Author has written 12 stories for General.~~~tick~~~~tock~~~~THIS IS A BRAINWASHING HYPNOSIS SESSION~~~~~
~~~tick~~~~tock~~~YOU WILL FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ME~~~~
Right, now let's start from the beginning, I write poetry. I have tried writing in other fandoms, all attempts have ended in failure, because of this, I'm just sticking to poetry.
LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL OF YOU: I get NO reviews and I'm sick of it. I review everything I read, I refuse to believe that my poetry is so shit no one wants to read it. SO, if I don't get reviews, I SUICIDE!!!!!!! Would you feel guilty then??? WOULD YOU????
right, calm down Paula* (that's me name by the way, Paula. My parents are both doctors. Paula Watson was a nursing sister at the hospital they worked at before becoming GP's. That's why they called me Paula. Oh, me last names Watson too. Ha ha, aren't my parents funny? I'm named after a nurse! Great!)
Hmmm, more about me:
-I'm an Aussie (and I don't talk like a ritard, I think beer tastes like dog piss, and "mate" may as well be a swear word)
-I'm so abnormal you can't stereotype me
-I don't care what people think, I do what I want (my parents say I have an authority problem: AUTHORITY IS THE PROBLEM)
-I'm old-and-wise yet trapped in a 12-turning-13-this-Christmas' body and I hate age discrimination, be warned, I will sue
-I am a human rights activist, and I hate America for screwing around in Afghanistan. I support RAWA, Amnesty International, Caritas Australia and I doorknock for the Salvation Army every year
I'll leave you with my NEW motto: