Kitzophrenic
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Joined 05-15-02, id: 214282, Profile Updated: 03-19-14
Author has written 5 stories for Manga, Life, and Love.

March 19, 2014 - Long time no see! So, a broken leg has afforded me a great deal of free time. On a whim, I went through and updated/rewrote Project Goddess. I was going through an old hard drive and recovered all these bits and pieces of chapters that never got published, so I plan on weaving them together and finally, ten years later, giving PG the grande finale it deserves. Traffic stats say people are still reading, which blows my mind, so maybe someone out there will appreciate it. If not, well, I'm really enjoying revisiting the characters anyway. :D

A Vague Biography

Age: I’m old compared to the life span of leg-warmers as a fashion trend, but young when put beside the ones that wore them.

Appearance: It has been said that if Jessica Rabbit and Ellen Degeneres could procreate, I would be their red-headed love child. This both flatters and worries me tremendously. I am 177.8 cm tall and 58 kilograms. I wear glasses and contacts, although rarely at the same time. I am right-handed, left-minded, and ambidextrously souled. Or so says my last fortune cookie.

Handicaps: My mouth is too fast for my head and too slow for my words. I suffer from chronic oppression, and as a result I often have a wishbone where a backbone ought to be. I am forever at the mercy of clever people, because being clever is always easier than being honest, or being right.

Religion: I don't believe in it. I don't think God does either.

Love Life: You bet I do. In fact, I have a very strong attachment to life, and-- even after watching Last Samurai and being wooed by the temptation of ritual suicide (they make it look so bloody honourable; it’s like a promotional ad for offing yourself)--we continue to enjoy an open and casual relationship.

Political stance: Simultaneously enraged and apathetic, THC-filled, with a wide lean to the left and a slice of lemon.

Things I Am Amused By: The texture of rice pudding. Cynicism. Bearded men with odd glasses. Ups and downs, lefts and rights, odds and ends, nooks and crannies. I love artificial in every flavour but people. Old great horror movies, old bad horror movies, and the occasional off-key chick flick. Good books, the kinds that affect me like a disaster. Photography, although I doubt I’ll ever stop being rubbish at it. Cartoons that remain 2D. I happen to enjoy a good question mark, as well as the nifty small things found only in odd places. I indulge in a cliché every other Tuesday.

Banes of My Existence: High heels, nail polish. People who grow up too fast and those who don’t grow up at all. Spiders, although I know they don’t do it on purpose. Muzak. Sweat pants with elastics around the ankles. Telemarketers. Littering. Dryers that always manage to eat one sock out of every pair. Biographies. Fake cheer, 'niceties', and women over 60 who wear too much perfume. Also, I think if teen angst is going to commit suicide, it should just hurry up and get on with it (I know a nice film that would help).

To sum myself up, I’m a simple girl with many a delusion who’s only desire is simply to walk through life instead of being dragged through it.

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Take Me Home by Carina Pir reviews
Can Lucifer be redeemed? Lucifer, fallen angel and Lord of Hell, has taken a lover and he finds that their relationship is an unorthodox one. Mature sexual themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/2/2009
Living and Breathing, Etc by step.softly reviews
Tegan Smith, born and raised a city girl, volunteers to spend the summer at her aunt's house the summer after her senior year. Tegan is curious, though- a little too curious. Who is more dangerous? The dead or the living?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,184 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2008
Unfinished Business by Maeven reviews
Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,574 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2003
Land of Red II by Queen Anabella reviews
A Duke, a King, a Queen, mistaken identities, and love affairs--you're not in Deshret anymore. Welcome to Mait.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
THE UNDEAD CIRCUIT: Dying to be Dead by pinkuz reviews
Overnight, I Bernadette Elizabeth Brown, Lizzie or there will be consequences, of not so legal age, born and bred in Holy Mount County died tragically and became the next media sensation. Yeah so life's pretty much gone down the tubes and into the sewer.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007
Land of Red by Queen Anabella reviews
Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,415 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
The Demon That Loves Me by Miss Katherine reviews
Kenmei was just a young woman who was paranoid beyond moral help. Then she met Kyou, a dangerously seductive Demon who pledges his eternal love to her. Now she takes twice the medication.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,401 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/5/2003
Ilia by Queen Anabella reviews
She was so breathtakingly beautiful in his eyes that he could forget she was his daughter to share a moment with her. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2006
Pretending to Love by Tsurai Sana reviews
Ken sends 4 a girl 2 PRETEND 2 be his wife since that's the only way2inheirt his dad's company.1 simple lie became more than they can handle when the mayor stays @ his house. He has 2 pretend he's'n'luv w/his wife..but is he really pretending?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,582 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 2/22/2003
A Cliché Waiting To Happen by springish reviews
Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,692 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 6/17/2003
Court Spy by Tessandra reviews
Chapter Nine Kiyra could either stay and inheirit her fief - or give it up to deliver imformation of the enemy to the king. She choses to go to the king - A story of war, spys, and a certain handsome prince . . .
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,488 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 9/14/2002
Cat Eyes by Going Somewhere Slowly reviews
A teenage girl has a gift. An incredible gift. But, like most gifts, it's also a curse. For there are some who would find her gift... useful.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
Old Maid's Lament by Marzipans11 reviews
Just a bit of my cynicism... anyone without a love life currently would probably understand this poem. :P
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2005
Advent Clandestine by Advent Clandestine reviews
(Full summary on profile) Chapter 3 up! Even Gods make mistakes- and for these two, it ain't getting any better. (Chapter one and two are thanks and etc.)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 2/18/2004
Becoming the Brandon Bride by springish reviews
When the Brandons, fed up of their disgrace of a son, decide to wed him to a respectable girl who can take him down a peg or two, its unlucky for Leticia Ramone, that Dear Grandmama believes she's just the girl to do it. [being edited - hiatus]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
Divine Inflection by oni-baka reviews
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,082 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 36 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003
Little bit of Snow, Little bit of Spring by retsu-nori reviews
Its Hazumi Kusabana's birthday. A co-worker gives her a crystal charm and tells her to make a wish on a snow god. She gets a lot more then what she wanted.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004
Across Time and Oceans by Tessandra reviews
She lives two lives; Lissa in 21st century America, and Nahbia in ancient Egypt. As Nahbia she meets a boy doomed to be murdered. A boy she falls in love with; yet to save his life, she will completely change the future; for he is Pharaoh Tutankhamen.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 11/24/2002
My Bizarre Verve by Hoshii reviews
GIRLS just don't attend ALL BOYS SCHOOLS, It's not in the natural order of things, It's not normal! But wait! WHAT IF A GIRL DOES ATTEND ONE? The mind boggles! RnR people! Rating 4 language!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 109,175 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002
Spring's Blossoms by aerial sprite reviews
She's the scholarship kid with a broken family and drunken father. He's the heir to the greatest corporate empire the world has ever known. The only thing they have in common? Neither believes in love.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002
Puppy Luv by pinkuz reviews
Things aren't always what they seem. Join Anonymity Jane as she takes on the job of a lifetime-taking care of her boss' dog?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,207 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003
This, You, Me, Everything by lulz reviews
*RE-WRITE* For once in his life, everything was going right for Ben. That is until his best friend told him he loved and turned his whole world upside down. m/m slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
Unheavenly Escapades: 365 Days of Normalcy by Hoshii reviews
Romance between the most unlikely pair, insane secrets, insane people and adorable bouts of insanity - YOU CALL THAT NORMAL? The mind boggles! R n R is appreciated!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2003
Doubts by godawful teen-angst poetry reviews
My first piece of fiction, rather than poetry-please don't flame this. It's completely true. Lately, I've been having doubts...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2003
Bin no Ai by pinkuz reviews
A story about an ordinary girl, an ordinary life and a not so ordinary 2,000 year old guardian.. MISSING CHAPTERS SUMMARY available
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,344 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001
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Project Goddess reviews
"It'd be funny, really, if not for the fact that they're all trying to kill me." Mirei makes her own brand of blissful ignorance, while Maiku prefers to steal the souls of the ignorantly blissful. They meet. Psychosis, violence, and a certain undesirable desire ensue, and now they can't go their separate ways, even if they wanted to.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,100 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/4/2003
A Compartmentilization of You reviews
I was hoping to put you on paper, file you away. But words are so exquisitely useless sometimes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Bone Dry reviews
Our comatose state keeps us sane // To pull the plug is to stop the rain...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006
The Big Picture reviews
Our lives are frittered away by detail / The big picture lost somewhere in the mail...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
These Bloody Fangs of Mine reviews
HIATUS. Some vampires are simply big, walking, club-hopping mosquitoes. Others are bent on destroying mankind. There are even a few who are dedicated entirely to seeking their revenge against the one that sired them... As for me, I work at a tofu hut.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 5/14/2004