Author has written 15 stories for Song, General, Humor, and Life.Hiya, I'm orchidDreams. I'm 18 and I've been writing since I could pick up a pen. I love the band Skunk Anansie, despite the fact that they split up three years ago, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (particularly Spike), cookie dough ice cream and reading fantasy novels. I've been a pagan for five years and I'm pretty open about it. I'm what psychiatrists call "subclinically neurotic" and what the rest of the world calls "nuts." Still, makes life interesting, n'est-ce pas?
As Blackadder said, "Sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty" which is very true. Sometimes I love everybody and everything and the world's all sunshine lollipops and rainbows. Other times, my idol is Stewie the evil baby from Family Guy and I have mad urges to wipe out everyone who gets in my way. (Scared? Then please try to be a little more insane in the future. When you see the pink elephant, you'll know you've made it.)
Mind Games and Shattered are currently on hold while I suffer a temporary case of writer's block. I will return to them at some point, honest.
Below My Standard and Tara's Wedding are my current works in progress. They're both rather cheesy, but hey, they amuse me.
The Evil Elf... stories are all short, all full of black humour and all extremely weird. Just a warning.
Any reviews will be much appreciated.
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