orchidDreams
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Joined 05-26-02, id: 219366
Author has written 15 stories for Song, General, Humor, and Life.
Hiya, I'm orchidDreams. I'm 18 and I've been writing since I could pick up a pen. I love the band Skunk Anansie, despite the fact that they split up three years ago, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (particularly Spike), cookie dough ice cream and reading fantasy novels. I've been a pagan for five years and I'm pretty open about it. I'm what psychiatrists call "subclinically neurotic" and what the rest of the world calls "nuts." Still, makes life interesting, n'est-ce pas?

As Blackadder said, "Sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty" which is very true. Sometimes I love everybody and everything and the world's all sunshine lollipops and rainbows. Other times, my idol is Stewie the evil baby from Family Guy and I have mad urges to wipe out everyone who gets in my way. (Scared? Then please try to be a little more insane in the future. When you see the pink elephant, you'll know you've made it.)

Mind Games and Shattered are currently on hold while I suffer a temporary case of writer's block. I will return to them at some point, honest.

Below My Standard and Tara's Wedding are my current works in progress. They're both rather cheesy, but hey, they amuse me.

The Evil Elf... stories are all short, all full of black humour and all extremely weird. Just a warning.

Any reviews will be much appreciated.

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A Leaf Out Of Destiny's Book by LimelightOfDawn reviews
Ever had a broken heart under a blanket of stars? Wishing with the leaves, and praying that one day the wind will lead you to true love. XxX
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2003
Too Soon by Tara Cools reviews
FORMAT UNDER REPAIR. DON'T BOTHER READING Clementine Warner is Jay Steven's girlfriend. But if Clementine is so in love with Jay why is she falling for Evan,the boy with all the dark secrets?Then to complicate things more,Evan's goth step-bro comes along!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,948 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002
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The Evil Elf and the Man With No Arms reviews
The fourth story in the Evil Elf series...hopefully should amuse the disturbed among you
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2003
Eternal SleepyHead reviews
Just a poem I wrote during one of my bored fits...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/13/2003
Tara's Wedding reviews
Quick-witted Catrin is amazed to find out that her cousin is getting married and expects it all to end in disaster...I suck at summaries...please r/r
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002
Urbania reviews
A reflection on life in the city as I see it. Not one of my more cheerful pieces.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/3/2003
Below My Standard reviews
Beth finds her love life severely constricted by her overprotective cousin Seth, who thinks no man is good enough for her...this is a really daft summary, but R/R anyway
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,465 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 11/17/2002
The Evil Elf And The Xmas Chocolate Conspiracy reviews
Yet another adventure with Tee the evil elf...this time he discovers Santa's great secret... Still comes with a Bizarre warning.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/20/2002
The Evil Elf And The Deadbeat Gypsy reviews
The sequel to my first evil elf story. This time, Tee's chance meeting with a rubbish gypsy gets ugly very quickly... This one's just as bizarre but the humour's a little blacker.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/16/2002
The Evil Elf And The Plot For World Domination reviews
Tee, the world's most evil elf, has a confrontation with a band of leprechauns. Warning: I am bizarre. So is this story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2002
Attack Of The Bunnies reviews
Captain Pratt believes that all the bunnies in Magic Fluffy Bunny Land are planning to kill all humans...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2002
Argh! She's A Townie! reviews
Short story taking the mick out of townies - if you don't know what a townie is, I doubt you'll get it.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/22/2002
Can't Give In
Short story about manipulation that I knocked out due to extreme boredom the other night. R/R if you like
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Published: 11/17/2002
Shattered reviews
*on hold* Jasmine has to come to terms with her father's brain damage. Rated PG for hospital scenes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 5/28/2002
Tell Me Your Story reviews
Short piece about a girl looking at how she's changed and her place in the world. This is a bad summary.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2002
Mind Games reviews
*on hold* A group with an uncomplicated friendship is thrown into disarray by the advent of Ariadne's sister Miranda...it's hard to explain, easier to just read it. Please?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/26/2002
Ode to Ketchup reviews
This is a song about, well, ketchup.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/27/2002