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Joined 05-28-02, id: 220682, Profile Updated: 03-23-09
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Essay, and General.

"Drop out of life with bong in hand,
follow the smoke towards the riff-filled land."

- Sleep Holy Mountain


Real Name: Sarah.

Aliases: Der Fisch. Frau Fischlein. Priestess of Mars. Medicinewoman from the Future.

Age: 18.

Height/Weight: 5'9"; 145 lbs.

Hair & Eye Color: Red. Brown.

Job/Occupation: I'm a broom-monkey/popcorn wench at Wehrenberg Theatres, a family-owned Midwestern theatre chain.

Education: Freshman in college.

Nationality/Ethnicity: American with a German background.

Religion: None.

Location: Missouri. Which is cooler than you think.


General Interests: Anthropology, linguistics, humor, cannabis, music of all genres, pastoral existences, and nature.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Al Green, Andrew W.K., A.R. Rahman, Arlo Guthrie, The Beatles, Boston, Carlos Santana, Cat Stevens, Charlie Daniels, cKy, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Daft Punk, DeVotchKa, Die Toten Hosen, Disturbed, The Doors, Dropkick Murphys, Eagles, Electric Wizard, Elton John, The Expendables, Flogging Molly, Frou Frou, Funkadelic, George Harrison, Gnarls Barkley, Gogol Bordello, Gorillaz, Grand Funk Railroad, Green Day, Jefferson Airplane, John Lennon, Kansas, Killswitch Engage, Les Claypool, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Mamas & The Papas, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Moody Blues, Mother Grove, Nightwish, The Offspring, ohGr, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Primus, Queen, Rancid, Rammstein, The Real McKenzies, The Red Army Chorus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Residents, Rob Zombie, The Schwag, Sleep, Static X, Stevie Ray Vaughn, System of a Down, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Three Dog Night, Tom Waits, Turisas.

Books:

The Dark Tower series. Silent in the Sanctuary. Silent in the Grave. American Gods. Neverwhere. Anansi Boys. Good Omens. Fragile Things. Lamb. The Hounds of the Morrigan. The Harry Potter series. The Alienist. The Angel of Death. I am America (And So Can You)!. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. The Dragonlance books.


"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."

- Hunter S. Thompson

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Diary of a Mad Black Man by Terence the Terrible reviews
A series of rants spoken from MY perspective. MINE. Issues will range from things like music, race relations, clothing, and the dumbing down of America. Controversial? You tell me! Hate it or love it, it's straight from the heart! R&R. CHAPTER 40 is up!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,454 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 7/13/2005
Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of by John Ink reviews
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 2/15/2003
She Kissed the Boy by servatis-a-pereculum reviews
This was definitely not meant to be serious; it's a spoof on those who try to write a hardcore romance novel, but failed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 10/28/2004
Over the Intercom by Remo Con reviews
Morning announcments at Bastion Realtee High School for the biggest upcoming event of the day. Today the Drug Inspection, Tomorrow, Midterms...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006
The Misadventures of the City Punx by Rikki Robot reviews
First of a collection of stories about my awesome crew, the (Queen) City Punx
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2006
The Adventures of Bipolarman by Isamare B. Waswerebeen reviews
To be sequeled...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 27,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 8/14/2004
All My Weirdness by sarah is old reviews
Now playing: weirdness that amuses me and maybe you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 5/8/2004
Poprocks & Coke by t h e m u s h r o o m reviews
IN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten, only I like this one so read it as is for now. RRR. T for language, some kissing, some premarital sex, the works.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,541 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
Once We Were Funny by this time reviews
yes once we were funny ... quotes from my family, friends, and i. hysterical. get ready to laugh so hard you cry.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 3/14/2003
The Kilt Shop by Tesekian reviews
Seven friends (sort of) have started a kilt shop. The only things standing between them and making a profit are a complete lack of business skills, a shortage of work being done and the inability to actually make any kilts.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004
all aboard the short bus by littlest clouds reviews
More funny quotes up. Rating kicked up for some...disturbing imagery. R & R please, and, hopefully, laugh yer arse off!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
A Drama Freak's Guide to the Auditorium by Debster's Dictionary reviews
Basically, a humorous look at the drama club
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
The Adventures of Maven and Claven II by pennamessuck reviews
The Search for the Drummer. Well, folks it's finally here. The long awaited sequel to Maven and Claven. In this story, Maven and Claven start a local thrash band but there's a problem. They don't have a drummer! So, it's there mission to find one!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003
The 5 Minute Titanic by nat915 reviews
Many of you have seen the very popular (and very long) movie Titanic. Instead of three and half hours, it could've been done in five minutes! If only James Cameron had had this script...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/31/2003
The Adventures of Maven and Claven by pennamessuck reviews
This is a story of a dynamic duo who must fight to protect the east coast against an army of KILLER RODENTS... Rated PG for nudity and gay humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2003
Mo Shuil Ad Dheidh by Silvertine reviews
Enter Max Mackay, your fairly typical Scottish adolescent, who also happens to be a student in the Royal Glasgow School of Piping; and is trying to come to terms with his sexuality. Meet his friends, foes, and the many problems that emerge in his life...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003
The Mall Sucks by Beautifully Oblivious reviews
Well, it really does. Get inside an 18 y/o girls mind as she and her sister wander aimlessly around the mall, tackling horrors such as herds of 7th graders, retn-a-cops, and the dreaded... pop-istic world...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2003
Mohawks, Vikings, Skateboards and Anarchy by Virtex reviews
Three anarchist punks in the town of Springfield have nothing to do after escaping a massive bar brawl...So what do they do? Cause havoc of course!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2001
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Missourian Youth: A Quote Collection reviews
CH. 30 up! Quotes said by my friends and family that'll inspire generations to come! ...Or not! R&R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 7/19/2003
Like, Oh My God! reviews
A sort of mock nature documentary explaining the Prep subculture. A revamped version of the original essay. R&R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Goin' For a Smoke reviews
This is the simple story of a teenaged girl on a hellish quest to enjoy a cigarette on her front porch. Better than it sounds. R&R.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Whadda Bunch'a Sellouts reviews
What causes a band to become a sellout? Are people deeming bands sellouts for unfair reasons? These are my thoughts. R&R.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Complete
Cheer Up, Emo Kid reviews
Another label that I'm going to dissect. I hope you enjoy it. R&R.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Complete
To Be Punk or Not To Be Punk? reviews
What's punk? What defines a punk rocker? Here's what I think. R&R.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Complete
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