Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Essay, and General.
"Drop out of life with bong in hand,
follow the smoke towards the riff-filled land."
- Sleep Holy Mountain
Real Name: Sarah.
Aliases: Der Fisch. Frau Fischlein. Priestess of Mars. Medicinewoman from the Future.
Height/Weight: 5'9"; 145 lbs.
Hair & Eye Color: Red. Brown.
Job/Occupation: I'm a broom-monkey/popcorn wench at Wehrenberg Theatres, a family-owned Midwestern theatre chain.
Education: Freshman in college.
Nationality/Ethnicity: American with a German background.
Location: Missouri. Which is cooler than you think.
General Interests: Anthropology, linguistics, humor, cannabis, music of all genres, pastoral existences, and nature.
A Perfect Circle, Al Green, Andrew W.K., A.R. Rahman, Arlo Guthrie, The Beatles, Boston, Carlos Santana, Cat Stevens, Charlie Daniels, cKy, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Daft Punk, DeVotchKa, Die Toten Hosen, Disturbed, The Doors, Dropkick Murphys, Eagles, Electric Wizard, Elton John, The Expendables, Flogging Molly, Frou Frou, Funkadelic, George Harrison, Gnarls Barkley, Gogol Bordello, Gorillaz, Grand Funk Railroad, Green Day, Jefferson Airplane, John Lennon, Kansas, Killswitch Engage, Les Claypool, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Mamas & The Papas, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Moody Blues, Mother Grove, Nightwish, The Offspring, ohGr, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Primus, Queen, Rancid, Rammstein, The Real McKenzies, The Red Army Chorus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Residents, Rob Zombie, The Schwag, Sleep, Static X, Stevie Ray Vaughn, System of a Down, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Three Dog Night, Tom Waits, Turisas.
The Dark Tower series. Silent in the Sanctuary. Silent in the Grave. American Gods. Neverwhere. Anansi Boys. Good Omens. Fragile Things. Lamb. The Hounds of the Morrigan. The Harry Potter series. The Alienist. The Angel of Death. I am America (And So Can You)!. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. The Dragonlance books.
"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."
- Hunter S. Thompson