Spider-Matt
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Joined 10-13-00, id: 22071
Author has written 51 stories for Fantasy, General, General, Humor, Romance, Horror, Young Adult, Love, Essay, Life, Politics, Action, and Friendship.
Well, I'm in the navy now. God only knows what kind of effect this will have on my writing, but it'll be nice to have a new dynamic to work with. I write some interesting things in my blog (given under homepage), so those of you who care to check it out can... check it out.

Shout out:
Kalopsia - Best online friend ever. ^_^ NOTE: Kalopsia recently had her account hacked by some dipshit. So unfortunately all her stories were removed, which is saddening. Hopefully she'll start restoring her stuff soon soyou all can enjoy it once again.


Some things just need to be addressed, know what I mean? People must understand that I've had this account for a few years and I will continue to have this account for many more years. My writing style and just writing in general is constanty getting better. Look at the date I posted a story and you should get a good idea of when it was written and how my writing has evolved. But even then, there are going to be some stories I put up despite the fact they were written much earlier. Just remeber that before reviewing the story. When it was written definately plays a big part. Oh well. Thanks for those who support me, those who don't deserve nothing!
To get to know me slightly better check out my website given above.

If you're the type who also likes a little fanfics in his/her life, then I offer some of that as well at:
http://fanfiction.net/~spidermatt

WARNING: The views and opinions expressed in the works below may or may not be held by the author. Do not judge the author based on a site made for FICTION. Let me say that again. FICTION! Yeah, I like that. Furthermore, the author cannot be held responsible for the severe mental break down that these works may contribute to the reader. Thank you, and have a nice life. :-)

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TimeBomb reviews
My first work of art inspired by writers block. "These words/so confounding/so frustrating/so conniving/THESE WORDS"
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006
WHORE reviews
The third poem I wrote in U.S. Navy boot camp. There's nothing quite like a spoiled love. Some people are so quick to throw it away.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2006
SpinStepStop reviews
The second poem I wrote in U.S. Navy boot camp. This focuses on a frienship that grew a lot over the previous summer and our last meeting (at a dance class) before I left.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2006
Cigarette Kisses reviews
The first poem I wrote in U.S. Navy boot camp (nothing better to do). I went in after my summer vacation preceding my senior year of high school. This was reminiscence of the good and bad and the shades in between.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2006
Lost Layla reviews
Shrouded by shadows when life doesn't care. "Sweet petite morena sits at the foot of her bed/By sanguine stains from blood that’s been shed"
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2005
Fading Photographs reviews
Photographs are great reminders of situations in the past, but they should never be the sole means of rememberance. So much of the experience is lost... so many feelings forgotten.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005
Fantasía reviews
About someone coming to grips with the fact that he might be living in a fantasy when it comes to how he feels about another person but despite the different paths taken in life, he'll always remember her.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005
The Nature of All Greatness reviews
This is a speech I wrote in an attempt to speak at graduation. It wasn't picked; but I didn't write it for them, I wrote it for myself. If you can understand why it didn't get picked, then you will have reaped the most out of what I have to say.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005
A Practice in Metaphor reviews
Jack doesn't know where he's going. He's constantly moving because he can't stay still. In meeting various eccentric people (the only kind he ever comes to know) he searches for a sense of purpose without realizing he all ready has one.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2005
Natural reviews
Part of this poem is done in the form of Brooke's "The Great Lover" in order to practice descriptive language in a "laundry list" type format. It came out nice and I descovered something about myself along the way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
Socialist Security reviews
The time as come, the President said, to dream of many things. Of freedom and individualism and no more Social Security. Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2/10/2005
Smooth Acceleration reviews
Life is full of regrettable decisions but you're not at the end of the road yet.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2005
Passing By reviews
Enjoying life, and the beauty of nature on a rainy night in the city, with the one person who makes things that more excitingly unique.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005
Black Veil reviews
This poem is about a guy realizing that the woman he loves is no longer a virgin and discovering that the trivialities of social norms and "innocence" doesn't really matter.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005
roots reviews
I forgot who I was but now I think I've finally found myself again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/12/2004
Identity reviews
Mankind's identity is evolving, yet dissipating. This poem analyzes the nature of man and the coming era of a more liberal/adaptable generation and what it means for society and life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/6/2004
The Amazing Adventures of the Astonishing Greco reviews
Greco is back! And now he must deal with an evil, despotic teacher in a tale titled "C is for Commie." This is evil on a whole new level. Rating raised because of bad words like f...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
The LegendMakers reviews
We are the recorders, the writers. We make them great.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004
Question reviews
Why is it that many people blindly vote or don't vote at all? Or vote for the cutest or the one with more appealing personal interests? Why is it that people don't question?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/11/2004
Of Demons and Angels reviews
A couple slowly come to grips with the restrictions their vastly different beliefs put on them. Kind of a feel good yet melencholy story. Does anyone even read this section? I should put this under action and see the reviews I get.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/16/2004
Stop reviews
This goes out to all the emos out there. Stop complaining people. If you're reading this your life probably doesn't suck.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004
An Anthology of a Lost Loved One reviews
My mother died in 1992 and her writings are mostly all I have left to see the kind of person she was. I never new she wrote poetry until I found an old binder that had these in there. The poems reflect the world throught the eyes of a perceptive high sc
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/26/2003
Obsession at Fictionpress com reviews
When I write a parody it is done with the utmost respect. Those of you paying attention around here might now what this is a parody of (it's another fic on here). If you don't know, perhaps the original author will say something in a review.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11/18/2003
Male Genocide reviews
Women are taking over the world! It will happen. You doubt me? Well, I've done a brienf essay explaining a few points on why women will eventually dominate the planet and eradicate the other gender.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2003
Hidden reviews
I've often said the only real love is making it. But even I hope to have some of the feeling everyone seems so obsessed with, despite the fact I'm cursed to be alone forever. A hopeless romantic? I pray not.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/9/2003
Bad Girls reviews
Have you ever wonder what goes through a slut's mind? Yeah, me neither, but you'll love it when this guy tries to find out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10/4/2003
Grave Poets reviews
Two teens who go to high school together seem very contrasting, yet they find they have much in common at night. The meet in a graveyard, swap poetry, and together they learn that opening up doesn't have to be a negative thing.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2003
The Plagerist reviews
This is just an ordinary tale about wanting to become a great plagerist. Nothing wrong with that, is there?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/8/2003
Best Friend's Wedding reviews
Not really horrifying. It just a disturbing story about... Well, don't want to give too much away. It's short so just read.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2003
Annie reviews
A little story about young love. Greatly inspired by my hero, E.A. Poe
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2003
Nulyrtumbhurdlesquitlywag reviews
I wrote this in Ireland. I don't know where this came from. It just popped up. It's about some weird new creature that's about to rip the poet's head off. The poet has time to write on last poem, and it's about this creature.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/18/2002
High School Crush reviews
It's a poem about a highschool crush and how it effects a person (male point of veiw, obviosly). It's basically meant to revive old feelings not felt in a while.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/18/2002
Just a Hero reviews
A poem about how a person is able to help people with their problems but isn't good a accepting and giving love.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/20/2002
Depressing Poems reviews
I haven't titled any of these three poems. I was very depressed when I wrote them, though, hence the title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/20/2002
I Want To Go Insane reviews
A little poem explaining why I want to go insane. What else?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/8/2002
Stolen Soul reviews
This is a monologue poem I wrote for school. The title essentially tells what it is about.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2001
Spider-Matt's Poems reviews
This is just a bunch of poems I've written in the past few months. They show several different mixed feelings I've been feeling the past few months. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2001
She Is reviews
These are a few poems I wrote to a girl. Something I don't do too often. Thought I'd share them with the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2001
I've Been So Blind reviews
A poem I wrote for school. It deals with Sep. 11.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2001
Alone and Wasted reviews
This is a short little story I wrote while feeling depressed. If you read, you might find it a bit ironic that it was written three days before Sep. 11.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2001
Life & Teen reviews
Two poems I wrote about life and beeing a teenager. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote these. It's not like me to write these types of poems. Hmmmm...... Oh well. I'm sure someone out there will like them. Right? Right?!?!?!?!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2001
Odd Poems reviews
These are a couple of odd poems I wrote. I don't know what they mean. I just wrote them. Read and review if you like very odd poems. I think you'll find them odd.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/6/2001
A Bard Tale reviews
This is a very interesting story about a me bumping into a bard. Like a lot of my stories, you just have to read them to find out about them It's rated PG because ass is said a few times.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/29/2001
Sides-A Struggle Between Good and Evil reviews
This is a spoof on the Edgar Allen Poe story Silence-A Fable. It's still really funny if even if you haven't read the Poe story. You just catch more jokes if you've read a lot of Poe. So please, this is for any humor lover, so come read the story of go
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/30/2001
Fairy World reviews
This is an odd story about a boy. Yes, a boy who wants to go into the Fairy World. It's very short. I thought I'd try something different from my normal ludicrous stories. Well, this is a short one. Enjoy while you can!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/30/2001
TLOTHDEHWEWAHSCFTR reviews
The Legend Of The Half Dark Elf, Half Wood Elf, With A Human Sixth Cousin truly is a wonderful tale. It's also very funny and weird. I can't really explain what it's about. But I think you'd like it if you read it. Second chapter up!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3/11/2001 - Published: 2/23/2001
Fantasy Like You've Never Seen It Before reviews
Hmmm... Well, It's a funny story. I can't really tell you what it's about. You just have to read it yourself. Come on, you know you wanna.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/6/2001
One perfect Boob reviews
I think the title tells why it's PG13. But this is for mostly guys. Mostly! Any girl who wants to look and see what guys really dream about at night, go ahead and read it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1/6/2001
Evil Santa reviews
Well, the title tells, pretty much, what it's all about. I wrote it when I got home from seeing the Grinch. Weird things pop into my head at the strangest times.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/6/2001
Gore the Bore reviews
If you don't like Al Gore, read this! If you like Gore, you should read this anyway! You'll still have to admit some of the stuff in this poem is true. This is my take on what Gore is doing with this election! have fun!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2000
Insert title here) reviews
As you can tell I couldn't come up with a title. This story is about elves, and waht it would be like if they lived in today's world!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2000