I've come to the conclution to finally update.

Looks at camera man* Is this thing on?

camera man gives him the thumbs up*

Okay. Hi! *waves to the readers* My name is Tonitrus. It means thunder in latin. This is my bio for ... er...yeah.

takes a deep breath.*

Audience: Moan*

I'm a 16 year old guy in high school. I have four sisters (in order by age) Rachael, Carisssa, ALANNA, and Tyler. I have two cats, Nikki and Mrs. B. I have a dog, Jasmine (sp?). I have a rat named Spastic Fire Mouse, and a two birds, Lua
and Bonka. I live in the U.S.A., was born and lived in Alaska until I was five and hate snow. *glares at the Cytosine for throwning a internet snowball* I have a mother and a step-dad, Karen and Greg. My favorite colour is orange, I always were black, I'm dating a syco I've known since I moved from Alaska. Her name is Scoprion, she kills preps, reads books, and is trying to make me get a Darwin Award. I like swimming (I do NOT wear a speedo!) fencing and dagger fighting (which I can do thank you very much!) I go hunting with my uncle every once and a while.

All the animal lovers pick up their revolvers*

Hey! He acually lives off of what he kills and uses the furs and all that stuff. I've held a fishes beating heart, licked a sea annenomie, and read the entire 'A' section of the dictionary. I don't like eating pork or lamb but love moose.

I have never: broken anything, smoked, or gotten straight A's.

I want to, at some time in my life: Move to Eastern Oregon, drive a bus, bungy jump, take tap dance, sing on key, and make a teleportation device so I don't have to walk to school.

Is purple from not breathing* *Gasps*

I will be a beta reader for anyone and try to make you laugh.

Welcome folks! You've entered the pit of Tonitrus: First Council Member of the Moonlight Council.
*Audience: wakes up*

And if you can get a copy of Dar William's CD, the Christians and the Pagans!

Blessed Be and only two more days 'til solstice!