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Joined 05-29-02, id: 221160
Author has written 16 stories for Fantasy, School, Historical, General, Humor, Nature, Thriller, Friendship, Love, Fantasy, and Life.
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How to Write a Fantasy Cliche by RoseMcCann reviews
Write original fantasy cliches that will turn your neighbors blue with envy! Evil Archmages, princesses and dragons galore in this simple, easy-to-use reference guide for all things cliche. Write your very own trite novella in the blink of an eye!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
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This Weeping Willow reviews
A poem I wrote when I was ten. I was rather surprised by its apparent quality. It's about being sad and sitting under a weeping willow to mope.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Needles reviews
A prose poem about vampiric drug tests and the fear of needles. Revenge!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Childish Thoughts
A response to a lovely painting of a young girl reading a book, with a slight blush to her cheeks.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
How does Count Bludlust get up in the morning?
Well, how does he?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Romance reviews
A brief impression of dating.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Sing Sweetly
I saw some deaf kids watching American Idol. It was fascinating.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Published: 6/14/2009
The Magic Mists
A poem about riding the bus to school through the fog.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
The Homeless Woman's Bible
A short story about a strange occurrence in the jungle of the city.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
To the Death of a Glacier
A prose-poem. Someone who fancies themselves a geologist goes for a stroll one wintry day in a glacier's deathbed.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Lay of the Lady Hen Lace Silver reviews
A mocking of the heroic epic, staring chickens.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Teacher's Bane reviews
You ought to feel sorry for all of the teachers with hundreds of papers to correct.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Dwimor reviews
A short story about a town that gets attacked by Vikings, the myth behind them, and the boy that lived there.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Fantasticallidismulia reviews
The fate of the magical land, Fantasticallidismulia, depends on one young man, his beautiful love interest, his really big sword, his annoying sidekick, and most of all, his mentor.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
The Making of a Masterpiece reviews
A Fay-craftsman completes his masterpiece in the hour of doom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Doll reviews
A prose-poem about a girl who is sitting at a desk.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Complete
Four Chests of Fine Ronas Silk reviews
Lada is a sailor under the rule of the corrupt leaders of Lantas Iamor. They take half of the profits collected, so many sailors smuggle at great risk. Lada has taken that risk, and has stolen from his cargo, 1 of 4 chests of fine Ronas Silk...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Complete