Enchanted Bohemian
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Joined 05-30-02, id: 221384
Author has written 7 stories for General, General, Fantasy, Song, Humor, and Life.
It's an odd thing. In person, I'm a boring babbling twat. But put a pen in my hand or sit me at a keyboard, and I become a not-so boring babbling twat fuelled to the eyeballs on my own psychologically produced Prozac and caffeine and become unnaturally inspired. Suddenly, a toenail clipping can become very interesting...

And hence you may find my collection of odds and sods listed below are, um, a bit ... unusual.

Anyway, I'm live in a southern corner of England, which is mostly a bit like the set of the teletubbies (without the random spoutings of telephone poles); green and humpy with a few vomits of small dirty towns. Hmmm... nice.

I was going to go to Uni and perhaps try and pluck out what little actual English Literature skills I have and make a degree of it, but I kind of chose a route a little different... well, when I say a little... I'm actually at a full time Musical theatre course (meaning I do drama, singing and dance - ballet, tap, jazz and contemporary) at a performing Arts college in London. I will not disclose which one so don't ask! This is not for my own protection, but mostly for you. You see, my ever faithful and muscular bodyguard: Percy - *snort* - has the deadliest bowler-hat throwing action I've witnessed this side of Milan.

UPDATE

I'm going back to some of my old stuff. Everything I have listed here (even the newest entry) is old by a year or two, so, naturally, I think it's all pants. But I'm going to go back and continue with "Fugitives...", because I believe, oh yes my brothers, I believe that it can be saved! Though thought to be as dead as the metaphorically regamortis-stricken and therefore aquatically challenged Duck, I believe a bit of effort in actually trying to make-sense might help. But I could be wrong...

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A Drow Raid by Isto Rosa reviews
A young girl's village is raided by marauding Drow! Brought to the Underdark, Cora is sold as a slave. Now terrified and desperate to escape she faces a new world with uncountable dangers. Co-authored by a friend and edited by me!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 2/1/2003
The Vampire's tale by Kurai098 reviews
My name is madeline, and i am a vampire. I don't honestly expect you to believe me at first, but why not listen to what I have to say about what happens when a 10-year-old girl is made into a vampire in the outskirts of paris, in the 1800s? You might lik
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2002
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Dirty Feathers reviews
Although it seems quite a sad little rhyme, it is infact about hope. I wrote this on one of my daily two-hour coach journeys home to stop me from falling asleep and missing my stop! Odd how I write the only things I really like when I'm half-asleep...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2003
Why Fingers Don't Have Mouths reviews
Of Fingers and Thumbs and Me! The brain-child of too much caffeine, chocolate and insomnia...I really don't know what hit me when I wrote this... and I don't think I even wanna know!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/1/2003
Irresolution reviews
If you're not one thing, you're the other...which is usually the same as the thing before anyway... Basically a song about whether the proverbial glass is half full or empty...written in a many different ways as my caffeine-frenzied mind can conjure!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/15/2003
Fugitives of Sanity,Reality and the Bits Inbetween reviews
Toopin is an Imp who thinks he’s a Elfin sorcerer, Catlin IS an Elfin sorcerer but is allergic to magic, Beagle has 5 different people living in his head and Big-Toed-Ed…well, the name says it all...And they’re all on the run…but from who? And why
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002
Spider small reviews
How can a spider bring hope? When I was a small lonely child, this one did. (Inspired from my true-short story "The Language of Goldfish" on this site)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2002
The Language of Goldfish reviews
The thoughts and philosophies of a 6 year old me. I was such a weird little thing... (I also have a poem that was derived from this called "Spider Small" on this site)
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2002
Where our dreams began reviews
I wrote this during one of my insomnia-sessions. All rhyming, all just plain weird...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/30/2002