Demonic-Kiwi
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Joined 05-31-02, id: 221947
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My 'obsession' is ELIJAH WOOD!!! The eyes... ... oh the CHEEKBONES!! His new movies are; Try 17, Ash Wednesday, Chain of Fools. Also, there's Thumbsucker? (Sounds messed!) And the rumours of Mort: The Dead Teenager, where the boy gets decapitated in a train crash but comes to haunt people? IT'S GONNA BE MY FAVOURITE!!!

Also, Chris Masterson and Orlando Bloom. Especially Rentboy. Don't you know who he is?! He's RENTBOY! (From Wilde) BUt he has a horrible job. Which I certainly discourage.

But I am extremely anti-Heath Ledger.

DON'T WATCH BLUE'S CLUES! I WAS FORCED TO! And Joe can't sing for CRAP! DON'T LET IT CORRUPT YOUR MIIIIINDS!

CUTE POEM-
Frodo and Sam,
Frodo and Sam,
Do what ever a hobbit can!
Wield a sword any size,
Even though they're just small fries!
Just look out-
Here come the hobbit men!

I have a dead journal har har. View it at http:///users/demonic_kiwi

TWEAK TWEAK!!! YOU LIKE TWEAKIN'! I LOVE TWEAKIN'! EVERYONE TWEAK!!! TWEAK TWEAK TWEAK!!!

My news/messages-

10-21 Aloha!!! Ooh-de-lally!!! First up- not good news (darn it darn it). I found that my birthday is not ONLY on a school day, it is also on a MONDAY!!! (screech to death). Anyway, TBF has FINALLY been updated, along with Middle Earth: The Faculty. Wrote a poem called 'Sometimes...' but unfortunately here in England it is 11:03pm and I have school tomorrow and I was grounded for a week for supporting Slovakia instead of England (Did you watch that football match?). Is it MY fault my parents are obsessive anglophiles? MY fault the fact that they were drunk at the time? Anyway, off that subject. I'll see you later.

08-29 Evening! (Bow) Yvenna, I am in the midst of writing your 'What Could Possibly Happen' challenge, just to let you know! Also, U Is For Umbrella and What's Up With Weedkiller will also be added in my WCPH series. There will also be something new, called A Party Disturbed. It's mega-Frodo angst (Every Frdo fan has to write one SOMETIME!!!) and an outbreak of a virus runs around the Shire. All For A Poisoned Blade, yes, a today, I will be added two more poems, and maybe put the first chapter/one of the fanfics mentioned above. It depends how much time I have. I am currently beta-reading, so I took a little time off. And a chapter of Taken By Force has been added, if you didn't already notice! A couple more mentions-

AJ Quendil: Keep Stolen Lives up! I'm dying to read some more, doncha know! (From your very own personal Distressed Grapefruit). And how did the exams go, I wonder? I'm sooo waiting to read the chapter after 'Treachery', and I really thought your writing was to take a turn for the worst after that anonymous review scenario with 'More is required', I believe? See ya!

Tathar: You're on a roll with 'Always A Silver Lining', I think? Yeah, I thought I was going to shrivel up when you said you were bringing 'What Could Possibly Happen' to an end! And thankyou so much for adding my namesake in there! I'm really looking forward to reading!

08-14- I have a little message.

Tiggivon: Hi! Love the name, yes? Thanks for all your wonderful reviews. Do you write fanfics? I would LOVE to read one of them when you do! Your reviews are inspiring!

Thankyou. Magic Mushrooms in Moria: What You Didn't See. And I will have a new 'What You Didn't See' posted. And I've been meaning to update Middle Earth: The Faculty and Taken By Force. Sorry, the Chapter wasn't uploaded properly and the file has been taken off my computer (What the...?) so I will have to rewrite it. Lately I've been a little lazy with my fanfics, so very sorry about that. 'Lord of the Bagels' will have to be delayed for now. But to take my mind off of my long-suffering angst fanfics (Taken By Force) or people getting impatient because I haven't updated things etc... I've written some short ones which SHOULD be uploaded soon...

Thankyou!

And a little joke for ya'll...

"I used to hate weddings. My aunts, great aunts and other general grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle 'You're next!’ They only stopped the crap after I began to do the same thing to them at funerals."

Haha! See ya!

08-08 HELLO HELLO HOORAY! Heehee! Guess what: I have LotR! I'm watching it now! Ha! And according to 'The Sun' , LotR DVD/Video sales have THRASHED records! 1.25 million Harry Potter DVD/Videos were sold on the first day of release- and 1.27 were sold with LotR! Hehe! Ha!

Added Taken By Force Chapter. And I am very soon going to write 'Lord of the Bagels'. Hope ya enjoy!

07-19 Hi! Nothing added, but I've sorted a couple of things out on my username- and keep writing Stolen Lives and What Could Possible Happen? please authors!

An odd Conversation by A White Rose Petal reviews
This is a VERY odd conversation between me and one of my friend's Kayla...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **hack! hack!**
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2001
Smoke reviews
A poem that portrays the hurt caused by a cigarette. Dedicated to those who have lost loved ones due to smoking.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/29/2002