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Joined 06-07-02, id: 225843, Profile Updated: 10-09-11
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Life, Religion, Nature, Love, General, Spiritual, Biography, Romance, and Fantasy.

10.9.11

Yo yo yo, I am back! I posted a new story called In the Roots of the Sun. I suggest that you take a look at it! I haven't written fantasy for a long time, but it's definitely my favorite genre to write in. I will be actively drawing some of the characters in the story, and any requests are welcome. My avatar is actually one of the eyes of the main male character in the story, the "Lion Boy". Anywho, check that story out, foo!

Stories that are in the Works:

Fox Flute Story (Still can't think of a good title for this one :/ )

Fantasy/Action/Romance

Eva is a young farm girl plagued with dreams with a mysterious melody. Her life is normal until her sprite-blooded mother unexpectedly falls ill. When she and her sister find that they have nowhere to turn, salvation comes in the form of a small elf, a tall warrior man, and a fox. The elf tells them that she knows where the cure is, but she urges them to come with her. After much reluctance on Eva's part, the two sisters embark on an adventure that neither one could have ever foretold.

BIO TIME.

Age: 22

Likes: writing, art, violin, BIKINGGGG, running, chocolate, honey, doing cartwheels and handstands, outdoors, really huge feilds that you can frolic in, little kids. Btw, if you like weird webcomics, check out Achewood. That stuff is fabulous.

I loves the Jesus. He's my daddy.

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Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,598 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/2/2004
Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Vertigo by Carmel March reviews
Life was complicated enough. Her job required a clearance, several passports, and lying to her boyfriend. When she gets mixed up with the CIA's fifth most-wanted, she has to go undercover with her partner as his fiancée. It doesn't help that he's overprotective, that they have to sleep in the same bed, or that he manages to get into that little compartment behind her heart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,108 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/8/2012
Romeo by LeKat reviews
Jules prefers the cyber world to the real one, until she meets someone who could flip her perspective upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,511 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Haptic Jungle and Sunshine Synchronicity by fairies and snapple reviews
Pinot is just a fashionably awkward idealist who thinks she can save the whole world in one summer. North is just the cynical, sarcastic son of her father’s mistress who wants a skate-park where she wants a tree. Together they just set the world on fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,347 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009
Knowing Audrey by Wallflower.x reviews
She runs her black nails through her blonde hair and rests her arms over her head for a moment. She could tell him the truth, she could blurt out that she's really only three years older than he is. She sighs, "How old do you want me to be?" / Featured on aDoR /
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,202 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2009
The Dead Man's Tale by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
“And just so you know, love, my words are not the only pretty things in this room.” “I am sure you are referring to yourself?” Oh, pirates and their pick-up lines.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Sea Shells and the Forget Me Nots by D.M. Ralte reviews
The teen rebel with a catch, Chelsea lives the uncharmed life. A stranger within her own family, estranged from her former best friend, (Mr. Off-To-Change-The-World), she finds the strangest solace in a crippled young man with the strangest ideals...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,691 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2006
Maybe by CuriousContradiction reviews
The story of a girl who hid behind words, a boy who believed in art, and secondhand dreams in a world spinning too quickly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Deadly Flower by Carmel March reviews
She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,828 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Apocalypse by Weeping Duck reviews
Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,497 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
It Was Only a Kiss by jammi reviews
What not to do when trying to show you can be independent: 1. Go to a party with the girl who wants to stomp your best friend. 2. Accept Jello from said girl 3. Kiss the cutie with the anger issues and no concept of personal space. It will not end well.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 312,640 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2008
Behind Locked Minds by Imminent Paradox reviews
An international project - the truth about what happens to everyday teenagers. It's raw, it's real, it's life. Sort of like a universal pillowbook. Try it out?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 58,953 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 4/30/2009
Celestia of the Thorns by Ravina reviews
Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
A Life Guide to Prolonging the Inevitable by EruptingFender9 reviews
Video games and comic books are not cool. Charlie Moyer knows this. She doesn't need a constant reminder—especially from her worst enemy. But when she comes back five years later without the glasses and braces, Shane Griffith is first on her list.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,089 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Misdial by StormDancer reviews
It was going to be the cliche, jock and popular girl meet and live happily ever after. But a different boy picked up the phone and changed everything. Now he's making her doubt everything she knew about herself, and she's showing him a new kind of love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,633 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010
Changing Madeline by Armith-Greenleaf reviews
REMOVED / Madeline Stewart has a list of things to carry out: Do something about the office bullying, feed the cat, deal with her best friend and stop crushing on Vincent Perry. It's high time she starts ticking those away! / First in the Montreal Series.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Crazy Love by schradez007 reviews
"Because I love you, Cin, alright? I freaking fell for you the moment you threatened to light me on fire with a Bunsen burner if I didn't quit flirting with the TA." [UPDATED: 7/29/13. Several pages of new content!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Sovereign by Lea Ai reviews
Jeremy had a mysterious past; Sovryn simply wanted to know what it was. Brought into a world where red hair is a death sentence--and she is number one on the list--Sovryn must summon the courage to fight. Only she can save the Kenets from genocide. FINI
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Sweet Ireland Air by Kristina Suko reviews
She ran to Ireland to escape from it all- the old flame, family drama, the social pressure of being single again. Under no circumstances whatsoever was she even thinking about romance. She just wanted peace. And then Rhys Gallagher staggered into her life
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,107 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
I Blame the Llamas by Venus Smurf1 reviews
I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if it is real, Christian is SO gonna be some type of fungus in the next life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,957 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/13/2007
Broken Telephone by Penelope P reviews
She didn't know him, and he didn't know her. A coincidence of cosmic proportions had brought them together, over the phone. Nothing personal that was the rule. “So our siblings are getting married.” He said thoughtfully.“Obviously not to each other.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
BAM by Pinkamoo reviews
He was from another time, quite literally. The stone age to be more specific. He wasn't a ghost, he didn't travel through time. Bam just came into my life, and not in the most sophisticated of ways might I add.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,729 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
Happy Endings by jennycraig10 reviews
“It doesn’t work that way. Sometimes you just don’t get the happy ending,” she said. He looked at her, then with a small smile, he said,“You always get the happy ending. It always comes eventually. You just have to have faith.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Trick DRAFT by Skylar Alexander reviews
REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Shadowed Intentions by TurtleGoddess reviews
All is well in Setena, until the princess Quisa receives a tip that not all is as it seems. Now, she must enlist the help of bookish scholars, rowdy pirates, and spoiled nobles to save the kingdom. But exposing dark secrets comes at a heavy price...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 189,644 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
Alpha's Dance by Fair Winds reviews
Eris’ life is relatively simple until the Elders discover that she's been the acting Alpha of her tiny pack for years: a role forbidden to females. And then there's that half-dead male in the cellar... so much for simple. Werewolves, gore, sexual themes
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,652 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
Welcome to Heartbreak by Nereids reviews
He was arrogant and heartless, had everything and wanted nothing. Just like his bitter father. She was just an 18-year-old girl, who had just lost everything and now had the job to work for them as a maid. The only rule? Don't fall for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,664 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Dreaming of Billie Winters by lennon coben reviews
- "I’m happy with the girlfriend I’ve got, thank you very much." Meet Nerys Powell. Never had a boyfriend, never been kissed, never been at the center of attention before in her whole entire life. And then she meets Billie Winters. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 105,467 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
I'm a good girl.I get A's.I don't give my mom problems.So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office?And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring?Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos?COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Willa by Fair Winds reviews
Discontinued.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008
It All Started With A Bet by SavRm4MiLuv reviews
Her best friend fell in love with an ice queen. But that wasn't a part of the bet. Neither was the backstabbing, love triangles, or putting up with a hot headed jerk. Classic 'bet' story seen through the eyes of the popular cheerleader.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,051 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,144 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Chocolate Cheesecake by Broken Typewriter reviews
Chocolate cheesecake plays cupid and it's just as effective - just more delicious. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Of Cabbages and Kings by Jane P reviews
I suppose that whole 'last person on Earth' thing made some sense. Trekking across Australia with three gorgeous guys - Who thought I'd be still thinking about boys after the zombie apocalypse?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,558 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: In the Absence of Light by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
With the time of my impending doom fast approaching, there is little left to do but become the most beloved in the lands. But nobody ever said it would be easy. And it's still unclear whether I really will be awakened...or sleep for an eternity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,981 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Anywhere But Here by RockFan reviews
Temporarily Removed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Secret Pillow Book of a Random Mind by TheEntertainer26 reviews
Random thoughts often pop into my head, so I decided to write them all down. I literally write about anything I feel like, and this is what I am like as a person, an ordinary person. A compilation of lists, and random bits of text...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Tales of the Sun Sin by Zozma reviews
There's nothing special about my story. I'm just your average, omnipotent wizard employed weekly to save the worlds. I'm also a snappy dresser.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 399,863 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Teenage Rebellion For The Socially Impaired by K.B. Hanna reviews
Adelaide Walker wasn't prepared for life. Growing up wasn't part of the plan. Learning to accept a father that walked out on her when she was seven, even harder. And socialising with two university boys shouldn't have been part of the mix. So what now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,377 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Unfading Beauty by CassandraRose526 reviews
Tanya’s friends decide thirty is too old to be a virgin, so for her birthday they hire her an escort. But this isn’t the typical good girl meets male prostitute tale. Through Tanya’s faith this escort rediscovers an entirely different love story.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Salt and Sweat and Freshly Mowed Grass by CassandraRose526 reviews
As long as I'm here, you will never have to mow again." Samantha is a secret romantic who despises mowing. When a stranger offers to mow her lawn, she never suspects that her love story is about to be written. But not all love stories have happy endings.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
For Your Sake by Danielle Night reviews
Once Rosalind and Vincent had been very good friends, but now it seems as if he despises her. Well no matter, Rosalind's friend fancies him and she is determined to see Christina get her wish. Now if only the girl would cease running off!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008
Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
Lucky by Holliday1081 reviews
Will a lady's past interfere when she goes after a future with a pirate? Sequel to "The Captain's Prayer."
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,606 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 9/9/2005
Shades of Fire by lovely-lonely reviews
So I ended up choosing the mysterious boy from the bookstore as my writing subject. He has no clue I’m observing him. But for the record, I am not stalking him, I swear – even if he thinks differently. I mean, jeez, what a jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,705 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
The Man on the Side of the Freeway by its.Nothing.Special reviews
Mason always agrees with me and Jacob nearly kills me and I want to build a lemonade stand out of our memories. The man on the side of the freeway had a lemonade stand once, too, I think. It's just that whenever I see him, I kind of want to cry. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Heart on the Fang by Arianna Wings reviews
When his only companion goes missing, Raul sets out to find him, leaving behind the relative safety of the Midnight Forest. The past he's tried so hard to forget, however, only follows him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006
A Bit Touched in the Mind by CassandraRose526 reviews
Think you had senior issues? Try being forced to read the minds of everybody you touch. Being ordinary had never been an option until I met a guy who wasn’t quite as normal as I thought. Life was looking up... until somebody had to go and commit a murder.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,595 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Forrester's Fool Proof Guide To Teenage Rebellion by K.B. Hanna reviews
So what? Who cares if I steal pamphlets, mailboxes, and dentures. Nobody. But what they do care about is the fact that I ended up with Track Cambridge’s jockstrap. I mean, some girl offered me fifty bucks if she could smell it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,077 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/22/2006
Basket Case by judevanderhall reviews
Christian likes Melinda; but Melinda isn't so keen. So, Christian enlists Angie to help him woo her. Simple, right? Well, the thing is, people think Angie's kind of crazy, and Christian's beginning to think that perhaps 'crazy' might be exactly his type.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
How To Save A Life by Margot Tenenbaum reviews
This is about growing up and breaking down. This is about falling for the wrong person at the right time. This is about giving up and holding on. This is about a boy, a girl, and why it isn't that simple.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,496 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007
Illusoire by Kendal reviews
Teagan Calder doesn't believe in soulmates. They're just a myth propagated by the Council, another way to pretend humans aren't inferior. And if hers finds out what she is, it's more than just a headache -- it's a death sentence. DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
The Executioners by TheDarkScribe reviews
Olivia always knew the difference between good and bad: Humans were good, and vampires were bad. But when her friends start disappearing, she's forced to accept help from those she's vowed to kill.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,013 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
Unlikely Villains, Hopeless Heroes by Enigmatic Night reviews
A vampire who hates blood and a vegetarian werewolf. Our last hopes for survival. We're doomed. Unless Declan can find the seductive vampire within himself and seduce Death's Mistress. Nah, we're doomed. Perhaps the most random thing you'll ever read.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Least Successful Human Cannonball by invisible.writer reviews
Lindy Lee Jones is a socially retarded, destructive adolescent staving off teenage angst by avoiding soap opera drama. It figures she'd meet a pog warrior who's so well-adjusted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008
Abide With Me by Myrika reviews
Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Finish Me Off by Larentia reviews
Scarlett's wicked stepmother sent her to a finishing school, in Ireland! The principal's devilish son wasn't helping either. And Ireland truly is magical.. Can they fight the past, present & future together?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,080 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/16/2005
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Biting my Tongue by Renfields Syndrome reviews
Luke smiled wistfully. "Remember when you were little and you were afraid of all of the things that go bump in the night?" I stared at him for a moment. "I guess," I mumbled. "Well," I could swear two teeth caught the light. "Now you're one of them."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Shift by TheDarkScribe reviews
Casey has a special talent that she never knew she had. Unfortunately, she's not the only one that knows about it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,102 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Legend of the Laundromat Queen by invisible.writer reviews
The Laundromat Queen was rumored to know everything. Well, at least how to woo the girl of ones dreams. Instead he found himself chasing the wrong girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005
Life of the Atypical Asian Girl by null.account reviews
Yuri's in love with her best friend Roger. He's fallen for the all-American blonde girl. She refuses to interfere with his happiness but can't stand to watch him with someone else. Will she get him as her own, or just give up? Rated T.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008
Chasing Silence by write-the-world reviews
When the sound of music drives you insane; when your very mirror image gives you nightmares, that's when you need to find it. Silence. Peace. This a story of a murderess, a family, a fire or a few , a girl who can't remember, and a boy who never forgot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,032 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Sonnet to SL by Laura Schiller reviews
My own modern, gender reversed, very personal twist on Shakespeare's "My mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun".
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
I forgot what it's like to Swing by aerielfuture reviews
I forgot what it was like to swing To feel the rush of wind as you reach the sky And the falling grace that pulls you back... can't describe describes itself... comments please! comments are loved
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
What I Always Knew I Never Wanted by HurlyBurlyTintamar reviews
Chapter Three! My name is Tess Oldowsky. I live in a trailer, I have almost one friend at school, and to the rest I am pariah, scapegoat, and laughing stock. Add to that my attraction for my arch enemy's stepbrother and you've got a recipe for disaster.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Just by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To Theo it was just another night alone. Just another tie. Just another day. Just another week, month, year. Just this, just that. It was just life, after all. So when he met Avery, of course his first inclination was to believe she was just another girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Just Full of Bad Ideas by its.Nothing.Special reviews
It wasn't my fault he looked like Paul Walker. And so you must understand, dear reader, that the succeeding events were also completely out of my hands. And that includes my sitting right next to him and naming him Bing. Well. He called me a loser first.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Talented at Denial by Dot Cubed reviews
-"And it’s not even a date, like I’m sure you’re probably thinking. It’s just...dinner, between two friends, that looks like a date for personal purposes.” -TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Modern day Senorita by romanticidiot reviews
The rhumba, the dance of love; the salsa, the dance of sex, this story, the dance of Will and Jess - when so much happens and yet nothing at all... Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 184,810 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Doing the Doodie Work by Loly Darko reviews
Bevin's brother is schizophrenic and her neighbor's a...what?...what the hell is that? Life gets tough when the Paranormal Police stalk her, she hangs out with the school freaks and has a haircut that makes her identical to her whackjob brother.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,847 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
You Should've Just Kissed Me by EruptingFender9 reviews
He refused to refer to me as his best friend, and I told him I only kept him around for his cooking. But the truth was, we cared about each other more than anything. No matter how much we got on each other’s nerves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Losing Isn't All That Bad by EruptingFender9 reviews
So that’s how it happened. I lost the bet, and now he had to know. The guy I had never ever talked to a day in my life had to find out that I liked him. This was bound to be awkward.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Witch Realm by watergoddessac reviews
Almost completed story with an original spin on mythical witch craft in the modern world. The Witch Realm is where witches, for the most part, are good, and demons, for the most part, are bad, and men are still undecided.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,577 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005
Life is Better in Paperback by LadyOfLiterature reviews
COMPLETE! Meet Emilia Black, a shy brunette who is wise to everything about romance - but nothing about men. By chance, she recieves an opportunity to learn everything she'd ever need to know... Includes a side story about Roxanne Harvey.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,294 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Kiss of Twilight: Prelude to an Evening by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 164,726 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Heart on Ice by Laura Schiller reviews
Cherry loved figure skating more than anything, and was always too busy to socialize. However once she meets Sky, the psychic poet in the black coat, she realizes what she's been missing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Catch You by Kendal reviews
The first time she met him, she wondered if it was possible to die of embarrassment. The second time, shame quickly turned into amusement. After that, what was left to worry about? Oh, right. Figuring out what the heck he wanted. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
You Are Excused by its.Nothing.Special reviews
He wanted to take her to prom. Oh, but she'd be, uhh, peeing that whole night. Marry him? Erm, her dog ate her homework . . . maybe next time. One amused, determined hottie, one girl with her lame excuses, and one clumsy road to romance. On hiatus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Matthew Haley by The Breakdancing Ninja reviews
Matthew spends most of his day being aloof, hanging out with Luke, Mark, and John at Bubba Burger Butt's, and reading comic books. He's sworn off girls, but he seems to be spending too much of his time helping a nerd with her geometry homework. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
A Love of Lines by Blazing-moon reviews
It was probably a love of lines that drew her to him. The way his body connected, wrist to neck, hip through shoulder, encased him slim patterns that were mathematical when he sat and near alien when he moved.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Ode to Procrastination by Respect Is Sexy reviews
the title says it all. this poem is rated for teenagers not because there's any mature content, but because only teenagers will GET it
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
The Price of a Skirt by Anne Ominous reviews
So I'm walking along and this girl is wearing a truly offensive skirt... which gets me thinking for the next week while I write this poem. Debuted at the Bowery Poetry Club pre-Urbana open mic 2/19/08, and Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz said she liked it!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
WIT Witch in Training by Clavel reviews
Hazel's life changed forever the day she encountered Greg... just because he let her know that she was a WITCH. Sucky summary, better story, I swear
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,809 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
The Omnipotence Draught by Respect Is Sexy reviews
A hero wannabe, a poetically inclined faerie, a witch in denial, and a con artist set out to rescue the daughter of a famous witch-hunter. (limited space for summary)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 100,025 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
You Say Stubborn Like It's A Bad Thing by Sally Can Wait reviews
Oneshot. When a trip to the movies goes wrong, and Leah, a stubborn, firey redhead is stuck alone with her arrogantly levelheaded friend Simon for four hours, what will happen? My Christmas brain fart. And first oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
City 2006 by pixy-dizzy reviews
And here she found something more than what she knew. Based ish on real life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
My Diane by estrellabella reviews
Meet Ryan, a somewhat intense young man who falls in love with a girl through her Blocbuster rentals. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2006
The Demon That Loves Me by Miss Katherine reviews
Kenmei was just a young woman who was paranoid beyond moral help. Then she met Kyou, a dangerously seductive Demon who pledges his eternal love to her. Now she takes twice the medication.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,401 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 1/5/2003
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
This Storm by Jazzy Kitty reviews
Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,049 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Glasses and Garters by Rhunt reviews
Complete Western Romance Nicolette Beldin was considered a tomboy, as she worked with her father on his ranch. Everything changed one dark night, and now she is looking for revenge... but may find love in an outlaw.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,416 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
The Catalyst by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
A girl, named Ann, is suddenly ripped from her life by the prospect of death. Only thing is, is that she's attracted to the man who is supposed to kill her. Of course, then things get crazy, and he doesn't kill her. What will she do now?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,182 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 2/15/2002
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Jack by Seraen reviews
Nicole was sure that her best friend Jack was real. No one could see him, but she knew it in her heart. On the day of her graduation, he disappears. Years later, he returns, only his name isn't Jack and people can see him...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,012 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 8/17/2003
The Captain's Prayer by Holliday1081 reviews
When a proper English lady comes face to face with a pirate, will she find that there's more to the man than meets the eye?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,568 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 8/11/2004
Tables Turned by babydoll-007 reviews
Maura and Patrick. They've always been best friends. She's always hated to love him. He's always loved to hate her. So what do you do when you realize the one you never knew you wanted...is the only one you'd ever need? Chapter 10 now up!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 8/13/2003
Princes are Evil by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Meet Rhian, a self-proclaimed comedian whose thoughts are completely erratic. She lives in a kingdom where the prince has no emotions, and she is supposed to break the curse placed on him. Of course, she doesn't want to do this. Told in her POV.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,490 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
THE MAGICAL LAST OF THE ANGELDEMON PRINCESSES by B3774-7-4-u-r-5ux reviews
this is our story I wont continue unless i get 5678766 reveiws! JSUTR EAD IT OK? it ry real ahrd on next chapter so you read a lot then then i is writing mroe i decidicate my book you tou is about last of angel princess demons angels
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
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Coraline's Big Ass Adventure reviews
"What the crap? No! I- I was… I wasn't propositioning you, stupid! LARP stands for Live Action Role-Playing!" I sputtered awkwardly, irritated as I felt a blush coming on. "That still sounds like a proposition to me." The guy murmured. ugh. men.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012
Chasing Her Muse: A Girl With ADD's Thoughts reviews
I think that sometimes we forget that while we have a set idea of who we are, there will always be a dark mass of confusion and mystery inside of us. There's a universe inside each person, and it's constantly expanding and changing. Pillowbook.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009
In the Roots of the Sun reviews
All of those fairy tales where a damsel in distress is rescued by the brave hero? They lied. It's not all that great. In reality, there's a hell of a lot more dirt and pain, and the hero may not like the fact that you're a human. Wonderful.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011
My Odyssey
I am not Juliet, I am Odysseus/ I am the war-worn man who must wander for ten years/I must battle the churning seas/ Fight with desperate fear against the monstrous Hydra/I must dodge the Cyclops and his bellowing rage
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Published: 10/10/2011
Daughter of Eve reviews
A self-portrait of sorts. Dealing with past insecurities and present affirmations.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Musings
Don’t you ever feel it? That weird, beautiful, infinite space out there? I feel it sometimes, in the deep night when I’ve been alone for awhile and I’ve been thinking far too much. A reflection on many things.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Published: 3/22/2009
Reflections on Love reviews
This is just a general reflection on my love life or lack thereof , on all the different guys who have shaped me in their own little stupid ways.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009
Not Love reviews
I've never really been touched by that powerful, romantic love. This is a poem about that.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
You made me smile just once reviews
Just a poem about how those who matter most in our lives.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007
Lame Jokes reviews
A poem about being awkward around somebody who you like.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
His Eyes reviews
A poem about The 'Look at him, look away' game that I, and I suspect many other girls, play sometimes. Very light and slightly humorous tone.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Autumn's winds
A poem I wrote simply about autumn and the one who controls its winds.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Reality reviews
A poem about the process of dealing with pain and the essence of my relationship with the Lord.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
November reviews
A poem about love in youth with a sweet, light tone. More of a focus on rhythm and rhyme than anything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Don't use them verbs like they was nouns! reviews
Huey, a Monkey, has an URGE to leave his five-story mansion. Where will his British butler take him?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003