Swimmingly Yours
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Joined 06-08-02, id: 225990
Author has written 9 stories for General, General, Essay, Romance, and Young Adult.

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So Damn Smug: In an ideal world, Alex would have fame, riches and Jared Mitchell. However, in order to make it all come true, she must first deal with boarding school, maths tutoring and having her arch nemesis live at her house for two whole weeks... It's just a little bit of fun, cheesy, teenage romance that deals with a character that has all my flaws, magnified. Which doesn't sound so enticing but when you throw in 1 cute fluffy-eared dog, 2 hectares of school's land and 3 incredibly hot guys, it makes this story a must-read. I'm just experimenting with characterisation and writing in the present tense, trying to make it sound somewhat like Catherine Jinks' Pagan quartet (Excellent books!) with some of the absurdity from Nick Earls' novels (48 Shades of Brown, World of Chickens (Two To Go in America), Making Laws for Clouds.

I got pictures!!!! Well I didn't look all that hard for them, they're all just celebrities and a friend helped me think of them and I google image searched them and found the best one SO. Here they are:

Alexis Rachel McAdams, though without the blonde bitch look. She's really pretty here, and yeah, Alex thinks she's good looking so I worry about giving her too much credit.

Jaredis... ERIK VON DETTEN!!! Hahaha!!! I absolutely LOVE this picture. He's holding some... weird creature that looks like a cross between Yoda and an elephant... which is really supposed to be a dinosaur... but you can imagine it to be Reid the dog. Erik's got this arrogant, stupid pretty-boy look... and that's Jared.

Tomis Hayden Christensen. Very cute. Very nice. Gotta love him.

Charlotteis Bec Cartwright, Australian soapie star who's married to Lleyton Hewitt. This is the only photo I could find where she looks pre-famous. And very Charlotte-y.

Evanhas to be affiliated in some way with Ryan Phillipe. It's just one of those things that has to be, you know? Well, here we are... enjoy.

Jamie can be Kristen Bell from Veronica Mars, especially in this photo... you can so imagine her going bubbly and jumpy here, and that's the effect I want with Jamie.

Reid has not been done because I can't think of what sort of dog he is... could you help me? Judging by the description?

Sebastianis Alex's new car. Well, she didn't have an old one to begin with but you know what I mean.

The Famous Five: When Jimmy died, the rest of the friends fell apart. Seven years later, Kate, tangled in the teenage mess of school, family and love, finds Jimmy's last wish, the one that will bring them together again... This is my newest writing project, stimulated somewhat by a story my sister told me. Totally different from So Damn Smug aside from the fact that it's set in high school and in Australia, this one is darker, more serious and with a much more likeable main character. I know where I want it to go, but sometimes, I just have trouble getting there...

PLEASE read and review Unintentional. I like it and you might too!
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To Fight or Fall by pixy-dizzy reviews
When rivalry takes action, students at Westfield School of Boarding--fondly known as SOB--must choose sides. The ringleaders are thrilled, until their war becomes a war to protect the very school they hate. A bit of a satire; Sort of complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,934 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
The World at My Feet by Calcifersgrl reviews
She’s neurotic, type-A, Ivy League, he’s - well, not. AND she's in love with his twin. They're SO not meant to be, but what with Pervs, Creeps, and absolute Bastards on the fringe, maybe they're meant for each other, after all! Oh HELL no...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,931 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
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So Damn Smug reviews
In an ideal world, Alex would have fame, riches and Jared Mitchell. However, in order to make it all come true, she must first deal with boarding school, maths tutoring and having her arch nemesis live at her house for two whole weeks...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,025 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 11/10/2004
Girl, Boy and the World reviews
Alison's the girl who's on her way to saving the world, and Matt is the boy who's not nearly as idealistic and determined as she is, except for one thing: he's not going to let her out of his life just yet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007
The Famous Five reviews
When Jimmy died, the rest of the friends fell apart. Seven years later, Kate, tangled in the teenage mess of school, family and love, finds Jimmy's last wish, the one that will bring them together again...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006
Into the Forrest reviews
All she wants to do is gohome and watch Forrest Gump. But along the way, many things interrupt her, including bad weather, a pole and one who is very old.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2004
Open Hearts reviews
"Suddenly Nick felt cold all over. This wasn't what he had expected. Well, he didn't know what he was expecting, but it certainly wasn't this." Nick and Tori are getting married in less than a week when Nick discovers something about Tori that torments hi
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/29/2004
Dear Mister Harry Potter reviews
A parent delighted with Acid Pops, bedspreads and Hogwarts Lego stes writes a letter to his children's hero, Harry Potter. This 'essay' satarises over-merchandising. My English teach though I plagarised!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2004
2 Stories reviews
just two short stories by me. I¡¡OWN EVERYTHING
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/23/2002
The Wind reviews
Original Poetry on the Wind. I know it doesn't sound very interesting but oh well, it's there.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/19/2002
How to be a ghost reviews
*Complete!!* You can only be a ghost when you die, right?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/16/2002