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Joined 06-09-02, id: 226550
I am who I am. Somewhat dry, somewhat quirky and sometimes the ladies say cute. I deny everything.

I've been saying for a while that I'd update this little bio, and I have finally gotten around to it.

Born and bred in the rainbow nation of sunny South Africa, I spend a great deal of time fighting lions in my backyard and riding elephants around the kraal. At 6'3" with light brown hair and blue eyes I think I look pretty good in my loin cloth.

Otherwise I'm either practicing my karate or
swimming --breaststroke naturally ;) The rest of the time I spend being assaulted by crazy women that I swear I didn't do anything to!

I am evil. I am evil!