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Joined 07-12-02, id: 232013
Author has written 1 story for Historical.
Update: Have deleted all of my LOTR stories, as they made me retch upon re-reading. Will be updating soonish with Amadeus fanfic, possibly Mozart/Salieri slash.

Name(s): Many!
Date Of Birth: September 5th, 1990.
Ethnicity: Irish
Writing Websites: Apart from here;


Favourite Story Written by Self: Urgh. I hate everything I write.
Least Favourite Story Written by Self: The horrid Too Dark for Night.
Least Favourite Story Written by Other Author: Any Legolas romance is always awful.
Favourite Books: Lord Of The Flies, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Breakfast At Tiffany's, 1984, Lolita, The Catcher In The Rye, Gone With The Wind.

Favourite Movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange, Amadeus, Gone With The Wind, Chinatown, The Shining, Easy Rider, High Society, Lord Of The Flies, Eraserhead, Lolita.
Least Favourite Movies: Any Rings film is bound to be awful. I believe it’s in the contract.
Favourite Actor: Jack Nicholson, Malcolm McDowell.
Least Favourite Actor: Orlando Bloom, Jack Black.
Favourite Actress: Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe.
Least Favourite Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow.
Favourite Director: Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, David Lynch, Roman Polanksi.
Least Favourite Director: Peter Jackson, Peter Weir, Rob Reiner.

Favourite Band The Rat Pack, the Monkees, the Cure, Queen, the Rolling Stones.
Favourite Singer Bing Crosby, Sinatra.
Favourite Song Frank Sinatra's "These Foolish Things" the Monkees' "Daydream Believer" Queen's "Somebody To Love" and the Cure's "The Lovecats".
Favourite Album Frank Sinatra's "Come Fly With Me."

I find it ridiculous how many author’s handles start with “Lord” or “Lady” when they are not at all so. For instance, a Lord or Lady would always use proper diction, a notable deficiency in many of the authors of this website. Nobility would always be polite, which, again, is lacking in several authors of this website, all of which I could name and none of which I could respect.
It is also idiotic to name yourself after the lifelong partner of a character in a fandom; it is quite unattractive to read a story who believes herself (or himself) to be the soul-mate of Legolas Greenleaf or Obi-Wan Kenobi, as it serves little point other than proclaiming yourself mad.

I fear you may have caught on, now, dear reader, that I have little to say of myself. Indeed, if you are thinking this, you would be right. I was born some years ago, in a hospital somewhere, and have since grown up in a house, and have gone to two different schools. It is quite sad to say that I am still in the second school. The most interesting part of my life would be my preference of Bing Crosby over Frank Sinatra. For many excellent reasons, I may add.

I also seem to destroy the lives of all around me, which is quite regrettable, as I usually surround myself with interesting people whom I admire and trust; therefore, I would like their lives to flourish while I take time to observe their interesting personalities as I perfect the art of doing absolutely nothing.

In fanfiction, I really only support these pairings;
Lord of the Flies: Simon/Jack. And I’m not too fond of it, but it’s better than Ralph/Jack, in my opinion. Somehow, Ralph/Jack harms the characters fairly easy, but extremely soft Simon/Jack is truly beautiful. (Read “Definitely Maybe” for the perfect Simon/Jack. Or, you know, just read it.)
Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/No-one (Sorry, but I abhor Harry) and Draco/Ginny. I don’t like Draco/Harry, funnily enough.

I press you to pay attention to the authors on my favourites list, they really are frighteningly fantastic. Certainly much, much better than I am.

If you are vaguely interested by this uninteresting profile, and would like to learn more about "me" in my "natural habitat", try these;

http:/// (Earlier)
http:///users/nicelynumb/ (Later)
http:///users/sleepyjean/ (Exactly the same as the LJ, I have absolutely no idea why I keep it since I scarcely have enough of a life for even one journal.)

And if you have Yahoo! Messenger and wish to accuse me of something/"chat", my ID is HollyGolightly1990.

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Absolutely Nothing by Nails For Your Crucifix reviews
About how life changes as you grow up. Follows the life of one girl from simplicity to complications. The world is not a simple place. Please R/R
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2003
Lost and Found by dolphin1 reviews
A pinch of werewolf romance and a dash of confusion. Pre-slash, pre-mpreg. Complete!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,331 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/28/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002
Fat Guy by Poink101 reviews
A song about a particularly fat guy doing totally random and pointless things.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2001
The Fat Little Elf by Mr. E reviews
All was well... until the Fat Little Elf stole my hat.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2001
The Wayfarer reviews
Set during the 1916 Easter Rising. Padraig Pearse's last night in Kilmainham Jail, and the circumstances in which he wrote his last poem.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004