Missing person who nobody misses at all. Slightly sadistic, even slightlier non-sequitur... completely and wholly insane. One of _those_ people. Ten Things I'm Not: Neville, squirrel, mullet, cheese puff, entity, deranged monkey robot, eye patch, ladybug, Roly Poly Ollie, tall. I enjoy cars and legal affairs... but I don't.

When in doubt, remember the Golden Rule: Nobody needs a unibrow.