I'm 17 years old and living in Florida. I'm here for the Harry Potter fanfiction, be it reading, writing or beta-ing.
I have a very strict "if you review my story than I'll review yours" policy, because I think it's only fair.
That's about all.

"I am an evil herbivore. I will eat more leaves than I should so that other animals may die. Muahahahaha!"

"Toasters are good. I like them, I like toast. But toasters have a turney dial knob on them...and they lie to us. They do not tell the truth! For they have numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie!"

Both of those were Eddie Izzard. Check him out, he rocks my rocktron.