Author has written 45 stories for General, Fantasy, School, Nature, Life, Biography, Mythology, Love, Humor, and Family.
OOOOOOOOKAY!! Hi all you fiction/poetry loving peoples! I'm BACK!! And now I've FINALLY uploaded some FICTION!! *happy dance, twirly-twirl, power bounce...* I hope you'll all take the time to read it...them...whatever.
I have two current obsessions: Slam Poetry, and Francesca Lia Block books (mainly the Weetzie Bat series). Thus my new nickname. I'm sure some people will understand, if you've read it. Well, sadly, I'll be going back to school August 11. But I will be in a Creative Writing Class this year, so I hope to be producing more upload-worthy poetry and prose for all the lovely peeps out there. Anywho, ciao for now!
Your favorite psychopath,
Funky chunky personal quotie-things
Hide your ears!! ~Sebastian
What kind of idiot throws tea at people??! ~also Sebastian
I..am the twin of God. ~Jamesy
I now present you with the fairy stick. ~Me to Becbet
Fuck brain cells I got BOOBIES! ~Me mocking my ex-friend Alli
Noona Noona! Nani Nani! ~Me and Bec
Aaah! Severed feet! Aaah! Shredded legs!! ~Bec
Don't kill myyyyy beeeeeeeeear!!! ~Jamers *the odd one*
Who are you and why are you wearing my underwear? ~Randomness from moi
Say no to Twood. ~Becky
I'm gonna put it in my pants!! I'm gonna put it in my pants!! ~Jamers...again...big surprise
Loogie on the bear!! He's a marijuana brownie!! He looks like a poop with fuzz! ~Becbet...big surprise again...
*In a distinguished voice* He's not a homo and neither am I. ~James
I'm not saying you'd be gay, I'm just saying you'd have to live in a bed with three other men and speak queerly. ~Becbet
She held it ransom so I put her memory card in my pants. ~James
I wish I had a flying pig. I'd throw it at people... ~Bec
Everything from "don't kill my bear" to "i wish i had a flying pig" happened in one day at the ever-amusing Becky and James house. I just love my family...the bring out the freakiness in me. :-D
Additional quotey things:
"You can't ride two horses with one ass, butterbean."~Father from SWEET HOME ALABAMA
--"Unless you have reeeeeaaallly big butt cheeks."~Lorena (a friend of mine)
"Get away from my house, crazy man!!"~my GEO teacher
"Maybe YOUR dreams are not as significant as the clown's, for who are YOU to laugh at a clown's dreams?" ~Elizabeth (not Betzi) (another friend of mine)
"Macaroni Kitchen-shoe and Toe slide!" ~Me making fun of Ruroni Kenchen (sp?) and some man-slayer on there.
That's all fer now but I'll be adding more soon. Enjoy..
I luv darkness yes I do...hehehe...ok no cuz that's just wrong but I felt like letting my inner gothic freakazoid dance in the limelight for just a bit. Please review stttuuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffff...