NovaKayne
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Joined 07-19-02, id: 236947
Author has written 45 stories for General, Fantasy, School, Nature, Life, Biography, Mythology, Love, Humor, and Family.
OOOOOOOOKAY!! Hi all you fiction/poetry loving peoples! I'm BACK!! And now I've FINALLY uploaded some FICTION!! *happy dance, twirly-twirl, power bounce...* I hope you'll all take the time to read it...them...whatever.
I have two current obsessions: Slam Poetry, and Francesca Lia Block books (mainly the Weetzie Bat series). Thus my new nickname. I'm sure some people will understand, if you've read it. Well, sadly, I'll be going back to school August 11. But I will be in a Creative Writing Class this year, so I hope to be producing more upload-worthy poetry and prose for all the lovely peeps out there. Anywho, ciao for now!
Your favorite psychopath,
Alicia

Funky chunky personal quotie-things

Hide your ears!! ~Sebastian
What kind of idiot throws tea at people??! ~also Sebastian
I..am the twin of God. ~Jamesy
I now present you with the fairy stick. ~Me to Becbet
Fuck brain cells I got BOOBIES! ~Me mocking my ex-friend Alli
Noona Noona! Nani Nani! ~Me and Bec
Aaah! Severed feet! Aaah! Shredded legs!! ~Bec
Don't kill myyyyy beeeeeeeeear!!! ~Jamers *the odd one*
Who are you and why are you wearing my underwear? ~Randomness from moi
Say no to Twood. ~Becky
I'm gonna put it in my pants!! I'm gonna put it in my pants!! ~Jamers...again...big surprise
Loogie on the bear!! He's a marijuana brownie!! He looks like a poop with fuzz! ~Becbet...big surprise again...
*In a distinguished voice* He's not a homo and neither am I. ~James
I'm not saying you'd be gay, I'm just saying you'd have to live in a bed with three other men and speak queerly. ~Becbet
She held it ransom so I put her memory card in my pants. ~James
I wish I had a flying pig. I'd throw it at people... ~Bec

Everything from "don't kill my bear" to "i wish i had a flying pig" happened in one day at the ever-amusing Becky and James house. I just love my family...the bring out the freakiness in me. :-D

Additional quotey things:
"You can't ride two horses with one ass, butterbean."~Father from SWEET HOME ALABAMA
--"Unless you have reeeeeaaallly big butt cheeks."~Lorena (a friend of mine)
"Get away from my house, crazy man!!"~my GEO teacher
"Maybe YOUR dreams are not as significant as the clown's, for who are YOU to laugh at a clown's dreams?" ~Elizabeth (not Betzi) (another friend of mine)
"Macaroni Kitchen-shoe and Toe slide!" ~Me making fun of Ruroni Kenchen (sp?) and some man-slayer on there.

That's all fer now but I'll be adding more soon. Enjoy..

I luv darkness yes I do...hehehe...ok no cuz that's just wrong but I felt like letting my inner gothic freakazoid dance in the limelight for just a bit. Please review stttuuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffff...

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Fall in Line by Crymson Rhapsody reviews
...meh. just a thing.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003
Gutter of Dreams by Crymson Rhapsody reviews
just read it... i hate summaries...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2003
Stalemate by jainanicole reviews
Memories still linger here...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2003
China Doll by Aftertaste of a Razorblade reviews
Even when my friends are smiling, I can't help but wonder what they're really thinking.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2003
Plastic Smiles by Angelic Hooligan reviews
just a weird stream of conciousness i wrote a while ago...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2003
Dreamscapes by Angelic Hooligan reviews
a poem by me for you
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2003
A Poem for St Valentine's Day by Aftertaste of a Razorblade reviews
Let's face it: Valentine's Day just isn't as romantic as we like to pretend!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/12/2003
Smoke in the Wind by Angelic Hooligan reviews
a poem
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2003
Perhaps by Elektra1 reviews
It's the little things that count...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2003
Death's Monologue by Angelic Hooligan reviews
the title is also functional as a summary
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002
Stripped by Black Tangled Heart reviews
'you have broken the skeleton of feminism' - reflections on Christina Aguilera's new image
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2002
On Goes the Night by Eternal Dreamer reviews
When you die, the world goes on; it doesn't stop, and sometimes your death may have no effect on anything whatsoever.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2002
Shatters Again by Eternal Dreamer reviews
How everything has a tendency to come crashing down on you when you least expect it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2002
Fangs Sharp As Briars by Elektra1 reviews
"Sleeping Beauty" with a twist. Wherein fairy tales have fangs, and the wicked fairy is just as wicked as they say... or is she?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002
Freak by GothicRogue reviews
I'm sure some fo us have felt this way once or twice. Mine was mostly from school, always the odd-ball, never fit in. When have you felt this way? Lets face it though, we're all freaks.R/R Please
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002
Pardon Me by ClassicFlaw reviews
Stolen Lives...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2002
Fading by ClassicFlaw reviews
Like old denim, faded memories feel the best
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2002
An Ugly Girl by ClassicFlaw reviews
Ah... to be a beautiful person
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2002
I Don't Care About FairyWinged Mushrooms by Elektra1 reviews
On writing, life, and... um, molasses.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2002
Baby by Angelic Hooligan reviews
this one is just weird and slightly dark
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2002
Oh, the Bitter Agony of It All by Elektra1 reviews
In which I shamelessly lampoon angsty teenage poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2002
Shall I Compare Thee To A Heartless by Elektra1 reviews
Reposted with my sincerest apologies to William Shakespeare... although I think he'd probably approve. ^_^ Rating for one swear.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2002
Kitty Ears by Wolfychann reviews
Eventually the ears had to go; I was becoming them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2002
Therapy by Elektra1 reviews
A twisted little piece about love, hate, and the more eclectic forms of communication.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
Tears by Crystalline Shadow reviews
Ever had a moment where you wanted to die, or cry, because everything was so awful and wonderful all at once? Yeah. It's kinda like that.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
Acting Out by Angelic Hooligan reviews
It's a poem, obviously. Another one of my 'I'm so tortured' ones. Enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2002
Lonely Little Girls and Boys by Crystalline Shadow reviews
A song I wrote about, and from the point of view of, psychopaths and killers...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2002
Cold Ones by Crystalline Shadow reviews
People turned against the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2002
Perfection by Aftertaste of a Razorblade reviews
What is that which we call perfection?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2002
fluffy by Specifically Anonymous reviews
i posted this for my cousin, who wrote the poem. she had to raise a tadpole for her science class, and it died. she wrote this poem and i told her i would post it for her. its kind of cute
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2001
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Vandalized DollBabies reviews
I think this is funny anyway. It's a true story. I wrote it after staring at a picture of the incident. Like it if you wish, hate it if you must.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2003
Orange Orange reviews
Written after the close inspection of the act of peeling an orange. Shut up. I'm not insane.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003
Midnight Madness reviews
Another Rocky Horror poem. This one, thanks in large part, to the effects the Farley Flavors 5 cast has on me. Go to www.farleyflavors5.com. You won't regret it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003
5 Seconds Too Late reviews
I was remembering a "spanking" I got when I was younger. Thus, this poem emerged.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003
Ode to Rocky reviews
This is also on FanFiction.net. It is my, thus the name, Ode to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. My summary of the twisted tale.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003
Granddaughter for Lunch reviews
At the beginning, you think it's gonna be so sad; ya know the poor old guy wasting away in a nursing home. But it has a humorous twist, I think.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003
The Beautiful Things reviews
Some of the truly beautiful things in the world, are the things people really hate. WUIS.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2003
What I Want reviews
There are things a girl who's never had a boyfriend dreams of. If you're one of those chicks who's always hopping from guy to guy, here's a look at the other side of the tracks. WUIS.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/18/2003
My Dream reviews
This is my dream. This will all happen someday. WUIS.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2003
FreaksofNature reviews
You just can't make fun of people. God made all of us diff. WUIS
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2003
The Other Opinion reviews
A normal girl; a guy who thinks he has the right to belittle a person. Crushes suck. WUIS
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2003
PostVacation reviews
I wrote this on the way back from Myrtle Beach. Everything really happened. It just seemed like a happy time. WUIS
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2003
Night Walker reviews
She walks alone, unaware of the world around her. WUIS
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2003
I Am reviews
I am a lot of things. In this poem I compare myself to various earthly beings. WUIS
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2003
Fly reviews
An odd lil piece...could be taken as the loss of innocence. Could be taken as leaving home after high school, setting out in the world. Take it how you will. I know; cliche title. I sorry. WUIS.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/18/2003
Same Difference reviews
The world is a twisted place. Though all people are the same species, with the same feelings and thoughts, there is much diversity. *WUIS* (written under influence of slam)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2003
He reviews
Written under the influence of SLAM poetry. Laugh not at the dreams of an unloved-by-boys girl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003
Greed and Envy reviews
This was a school assignment; to write a myth of how a feeling or moral was created or learned. Two sisters, one beautiful, one slightly less so, face off.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/16/2003
Yellow Aliens and a Chinese Water Garden reviews
We went to Disney World for New Years one year. This was my experience. All events mentioned are 100% true.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2003
Paranoia reviews
Insanity has so many amusing quirks to the onlooker; but for the victim, the effect is quite strange...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/11/2003
Cry Me a River reviews
No, not in relation to the Justin Timberlake song, I promise. *GAG* This was something randomly scribbled on a doodle paper in Geography class that I kinda liked so I added to it and...here it is.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/11/2003
Sleeping Angels reviews
My mom was going through a very depressing time and I just sat up and watched her sleep. Some of you may have been through this; some of you probably haven't. But those that have have learned something very special about life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2003
The Night Only Knows reviews
Written one particularly horrible night. I was crying and no one knew it; I sat up in bed and thought of the first few stanzas, then went into the bathroom and wrote the whole thing. It may not be one of my more expressive pieces but it's probably the on
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2003
There Are No Rainbows Here reviews
Not really a nature poem. In a drab world, there is no color.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/6/2003
Porcelain Guardians reviews
Rated because it might scare children to think that their trusted playthings are stalking them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/6/2003
Intercom reviews
Rated for the brainwashing references. Yeah...just read the stupid thing.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/6/2003
Fire and Ice reviews
Somewhat of a broken heart poem. But it can be taken as heart pains of other kinds too.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/6/2003
Daydream reviews
Written in Spanish class. The most boring class in the world.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2003
The Birds reviews
Written after September 11. Inspired by the title "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2003
Shine reviews
An older woman gives advice to a spry young woman.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2003
Roadtrip Rain reviews
Written as I was waiting for my mother to come back into the car when she had gone inside to get us drinks from a gas station.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2003
Punishment reviews
There is so much to do in life; so much to accomplish. However, all is lost in suicide. *A rather short poem.*
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2003
Facade reviews
This was actually written before "Rage is a Disease" and I thought I lost this one, so I wrote "Rage is a Disease" with what I could remember of this one. Forgive me if they are somewhat similar. I, personally, like this one better.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2003
Loss of Innocence reviews
A very confused poem about the contradictions you're fed when you're growing up and how much it sucks when you don't follow the one the "adults" are obsessing over at the moment.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/31/2003
A Wounded Soldier Am I reviews
"'neath an uncaring sky...a wounded soldier am I."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/30/2003
Masochist Holiday reviews
Yet another picture frame leading to my dark demented mind. I'm not really a sadist, but...it's fun to pretend, aint it???
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2002
Blood on the Highway reviews
A loveless man seeks release on a "deserted" highway which leads his hands to be stained by an innocent man's blood.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2002
Nightlife reviews
A rather dark work done from a disturbed mind. A thinker. Rated only for if you understand its meaning.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/18/2002
Live Thoughts reviews
Ya know that saying: Shut up brain or I'll stab u with a Q-tip? This is what it feels like; when u just can't get your brain to shut the hell up.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/19/2002
Teenage Girl reviews
The person in the mirror isn't always the person you're trying to project from the inside; the story of one girl's journey to accept herself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/17/2002
My Walls reviews
The metaphor of the walls around your soul and tearing them down.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2002
Somedays reviews
Somedays, you just wanna cry. :'(
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/12/2002
Raining reviews
A dramatic take on the world and life as compared to nursery rhymes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/12/2002
Rage is a Disease reviews
The frustration encircling hiding half of your true identity from the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/12/2002
Alone reviews
A 13-year-old girl's explanation of love in high school: it SUCKS!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8/12/2002