Carmilla
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Joined 10-29-00, id: 23760
Author has written 55 stories for General, General, Sci-Fi, War, Love, Religion, Life, Fantasy, and Song.
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Things various people have called me:

Weirdo

Well, yes.

Witch

I prefer 'Wiccan', but witch will do.

Queer

Duh.

Dyke

Double duh. And I have the spikey new haircut to proove it.

Freak

Depends on your definition. I know a lot of people like me.

Faghag

And damn proud of it.

Clever

Please do not go there. It makes me uncomfortable.

Insane

Not to the best of my knowledge.

Slut

Umm... no.

Bitch

And proud.

Bitchy

Very rarely.

Doomed to hell

We shall see...

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tupilak by valpincon reviews
I submitted this piece for my uni unit this term...apparently they're going to teach me how to write...the idea came from a meeting, a present, and a warped mind :p Like anything I write based in reality, it diverged a very long way by the second sentence
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2004
The Reading by valpincon reviews
I decline to comment on the grounds it may incriminate me :P no really, its just fleeting infatuation in free verse. well, free-ish. I can't resist the patterns and half-rhymes... please review, best thing I ever did.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2003
Dear Dolly by Scarr C reviews
Litttle hands make little fingers.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/19/2002
Eurydice by valpincon reviews
a person watching their lover fall into drug addiction. please please please R+R, is kind.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2001
for she graces by Scarr C reviews
the forbidden fruit is twice as sweet
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2001
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Self Expression reviews
Words are dangerous things.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2004
Connection reviews
About a relationship that, no matter how hard I pretend otherwise, will always be based on touch.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2004
The Morning After reviews
Ack. The title sucks, but I hate just calling things 'Untitled'. Pretty much what it says.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/28/2004
Various Songs reviews
See title. Various types on varying subject matter. Some of them have been around a while; I was going to wait until I had enough for an album, but I decided that would be pretentious even for me.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2004
Curved Space reviews
He pulls me like a magnet and I haven't a hope of resisting... and yet he's barely more than a boy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2003
A Visit to the Nursing Home
I have less reason for depression than I thought.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Published: 9/4/2003
Coming to my Senses reviews
Relearning what it feels like to stop thinking for a little while.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2003
Worship Service reviews
Why I don't feel hypocritical being a pagan in a Christian church.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/31/2003
Breaking Up the Girl reviews
Prose for a change. About repression, and the odd little ways it expresses itself. Rated for some sexual content - nothing graphic, but proceed no further if this bothers you.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2003
The Dreamer reviews
No real point to this one, just seeing what I can do with the pretty, pretty images Ovid has put in my head.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2003
Aeneas reviews
Sometimes, the best advice I can give is 'Don't ask me.'
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/5/2003
Cyrano de Bergerac reviews
Unrequited and adoring, I make love to her with words because it's all I can do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
The Lives of Angels reviews
Blame Dogma. It got me thinking about angels again. Oh, and this isn't meant to be blasphemous, but I guess some people could find it offensive, so caution is recommended.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
Alien reviews
This goes under 'love', but it isn't romance. Being buried inside your skin, and liking it that way. Some sexual content, although there's nothing too explicit.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2003
Parisian reviews
I've just come back from a choir tour to Paris. This is the result. Dedicated to David, with more love than I can ever express.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2003
Noli Me Tangere reviews
Learning how not to taste the forbidden fruit.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2003
Rosaries reviews
It's an interesting way to pray.....
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2003
Cherry Blossom reviews
The words don't mean anything any more, and only the undertone is real.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2003
Dali's Christ of Saint John of the Cross reviews
That first breathless feeling.....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2003
Samson reviews
A song of mourning. Rated for some strong language.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/10/2002
Only What It Is reviews
A moment between friends. NOT WRITTEN BY ME (see disclaimer).
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2002
I Am reviews
I am.... what? A god, a lunatic, a child playing or the saviour of humanity? Decide for yourself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/22/2002
Crowd Control reviews
The control of a performer over the audience. Written with Terry Abbott and Ville Valo in mind, but works well with most singers.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/11/2002
Lucretia reviews
Violated, indignant and afraid, she waits..... and he rides out. Dark themes.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/16/2002
Hymn to a False Lover reviews
For once, the title really does say it all.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2002
The Pledge reviews
An uncharacteristically sweet love poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2002
The Sleeper reviews
Not one of my usual poems. Sweet and simple.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2002
Midas and the Music Contest reviews
The story of King Midas. Epic poem, originally written as A level coursework.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2002
The Sin Eater reviews
A life lived in the service of others. Explicit content.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2002
Salome reviews
He watches, but he does not see........
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2002
Early Morning Thoughts reviews
......after a longed-for night.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2002
A Dozen Red Roses reviews
Isn't it nice when they bring you flowers?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19/2002
The Doctrine of Eternal Recurrence reviews
When you can take a concept from Nietzsche and turn it into a love sonnet, you know something's screwed up somewhere.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/9/2002
Hurt Me reviews
Don't ask me about this one, I've no idea where it came from. Despite the title, it's less depressing than most of my poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/21/2001
Unknown Soldier reviews
Not about love for a change. Just some odd thoughts I had.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/15/2001
Watching reviews
It's another bitter love poem. *sigh*
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2001
Conflict of Interests reviews
Final proof that I AM schizophrenic. Not as depressing as most of my stuff.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/9/2001
The Eaters reviews
VERY disturbing. And I mean that. It's not actually meant to be taken literally, it's more a metaphorical thing, but however you want to see it, if you're not feeling sick by the end of it, I haven't done my job right.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2001
Fading Dusk reviews
Short, but growing, an original novel about a world whose light is dying.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2001 - Published: 1/10/2001
Infinity reviews
Slightly less depressing than most of my poetry. Also first try at sonnet form.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2001
Shades of You reviews
A weird rhyme sceme and an even weirder rythym. Please r/r, I've never done something quite like this before.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/24/2000
One Night Only reviews
It's the season of good cheer! Can Carmilla write something that's not all angsty and depressing? Umm.....no. Read it anyway.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/24/2000
Love is Blind reviews
Yet another depressing poem by Carmilla.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/3/2000
De Veritabus reviews
Another depressing poem by Carmilla.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/3/2000
A Withered Rose reviews
A depressing poem by Carmilla.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/3/2000
Lady on a Hilltop reviews
I guess this is a kind of ballad-thingy. See what you think.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2000
Sonya the Brave reviews
Semi-autobiographical story about a girl with an overactive imagination.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2000
The Warrior reviews
Written purely for the fun of the twist at the end. PLease r/r.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2000
An Unexpected Greeting reviews
Anyone recognise this situation?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/25/2000
The Superbrain reviews
A peek into a human society run by a giant computer.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/25/2000
Garden at Midnight reviews
Very short, but very sweet. May end up as part of a bigger story. Please r/r.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2000
The Fire Girl reviews
Just something that invaded my head. VERY loosely based on a scene from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame', (the book, not the Disney movie).
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2000
Phantom Lover reviews
Forgive me my errors, I was half asleep as I wrote this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/25/2000
Labels reviews
Just my little rant. Please r/r. Flames give me something to laught about with my mates.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/25/2000
The Sidney Street Siege
A spy story based on real life events in 1911
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Published: 11/25/2000