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Author has written 2 stories for Romance.



I'm so, so close. And totally on schedule. Which means I need that half a month to finish up the last couple of chapters and then do that editing thing. But it looks like I will be posting the rest of this story in April. When I post it, I plan to upload everything rather than do it chapter by chapter. So if you've been waiting, the end is nigh!


Wonder of all wonders... I am not, in fact, dead. I am, in fact, still working on Universal Choking Sign. Sad, but true. I've done an extensive outline recently and I figured out that I only need to write about 5 more chapters and then I can wrap it up. So... I am going to do my best this month to actually write them and then get to that editing thing and post them for you guys. If there is anyone out there still jonesing for the ending, I'll see what I can do to make that happen for you. So um... yeah. Give me a month and a half? Hopefully I don't make a liar out of myself!


I have a few things simmering in the back of my mind that I have started to do a little bit of research and character building for, that might be worth looking for in the next few months. Vague update is vague, I know. However, UCS seems to be mostly on track and I'm pleased with its progress. It seems more than likely that I will finish it this time around (YAY) so no one worry or panic about that. Thanks again to everyone who reads/reviews/messages. I always appreciate it. However, I'd like to say that I'm not sure if I will get around to that rewrite of DoYo any time soon. I just really feel the need to start working on different projects and move past these two that I've been struggling with for (literally) years. I've obviously grown and changed since I started those and I want to develop some newer ideas.

From time to time I get reviews from disappointed readers of DoYo concerning the ending and Andrew's character development. I would like to say that I completely agree with those who are discouraged and let down; I do recognize the fact that I should have delved more into his motivations and built up the relationship between him and Kelsey better. It was always my intention to correct this, I simply need to find some magical loophole in the universe where time pauses so I can do this... Yeah. I do apologize, there's just nothing I can do to remedy the problem at present besides taking the story down completely and I'd rather leave the very first story I ever published here (for selfish reasons). So thanks for your understanding, in any case.


Finally! Two things. 1) I posted the first couple of chapters to the UCS rewrite. They are nothing to get excited about, I know. But this is a huge step for me, so at least pretend to be excited. I am going to try and add a new chapter every day or every two days until we're back to the stopping point of before. This is a huge goal that probably won't happen, considering I'm still not back to where I left off before. But I am actually getting there this time. I have so much love to every and anyone willing to go down this road with me again. 2) I changed my username, as you may have noticed. I promise not to do it again any time soon, but I felt it needed to be done. That is all.


Universal Choking Sign - After DC told me I fit the qualifications of someone he'd want to murder, I never wanted to speak to him again. So I probably shouldn't have blamed him for something he didn't do, against someone he couldn't stand. It sort of cheesed him off... Okay, this is what happened: Patrick Graywake - high school basketball god - lost his diary. I - high school nobody with debilitating shyness - found said diary. Let's just say "circumstances" led me to publicizing the item in question for the entire high school to peruse. And when caught? ... Yeah, I might have accidentally blamed my next door neighbor, DC Birch. Who scares the pee out of me! So now DC thinks I owe him and he thinks I can repay him by singing in his band. And I think I have to because I'm about ninety-nine percent sure he'll kill me if I don't. It's not looking like it's gonna be my year. Now I'm on the radar of an angry jock, a drummer with an anger management problem, a bitter ex-girlfriend, and a possible sociopath... Yeah. Things could be better.

- Romance / Drama / Humor
- Progress: 11 / 23 (speculated amount of chapters)
- 47 % Complete, In Progress, Rewrite of older version


Dose of Your Own - It was supposed to be simple revenge. I started out with the plan because I had to do something, I couldn't let him hurt my sister like that. But it evolved into a jumbled mass of confusion and mixed emotions, as is known to happen with teenagers when complicated feelings are involved. The problem is that now it's much harder than I thought it would be and I'm beginning to think that I never really knew the whole story... Oh, and yeah, I think that stupid jerk really is falling in love with me. Which is bad. Very, very bad. (This story needs to be rewritten. I have never been too pleased with the ending. It has some serious grammatical errors and is in need of reconstruction as a whole. But if you're looking for a way to kill some time, it might entertain you.)

- Romance / Drama
- 33 Chapters
- Complete (Unedited)

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
All The Wrong Reasons by RockFan reviews
Currently available - see website
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
james nathan, i have something to say by Dot Cubed reviews
James Nathan broke her heart. In all honesty, Gracie probably should have seen this one coming. -TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Ella by Written reviews
-FLASH FICTION- You were an ugly baby. I want you to know that.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
All The Things We Could Do by Antiquary reviews
ON HIATUS. Olivia Montgomery has a plan. She's focused and driven and has lots of ambition. All she wanted was to get through high school at the top of her game. And she would have, too, except HE had to walk by and let her hair down...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,431 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4198 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
Mating Habits of the Popular and the Petty by Myrika reviews
A certain prom night's events tore apart six friends. Loyalties splintered and love spoiled. Newcomer Jas Lindsay must figure out what really happened. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Sabine Woman by Scribe Mozell reviews
A modern day mountain bandit kidnaps a woman during a bank robbery, making her his 'capture bride'. She is at first fearful, but gradually realizes he cares for her. Will she accept-or will she fight for a freedom that seems more and more like a cage?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 89,330 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003
Never Just a Rumor by Zia Aizan reviews
When you've been dating other guys for a while it must take some girl to break the hobby. But Renae was that girl. The problem: Your ex-boyfriend is going after her too. (completed)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,082 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
All About You by Melody1 reviews
Popular Devon meets and uses innocent Sophie to get his exgirlfriend back. But after it's all done, does he get who he really wants? THE CONTINUATION HAS BEEN MOVED TO A SEPARATE DOCUMENT see my profile Please Read and Review. I'd really appreciate it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,953 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Complete
UNcreat1Ve7 by Zia Aizan reviews
OK, so maybe I shouldn't have been on my cousin J's s/n. . . but I worship her friend Dave! I had to talk to him. But now. . . he likes talking to me, I think - but since I was iming him on J's s/n - he's falling for HER! (completed)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,791 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002
Cut & Paste by nobody important reviews
A collage of advice from parents, friends, teachers, enemies, birds and rabbits that I butchered, sifted and strung together. Complete and utter Randomness
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2002
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Universal Choking Sign reviews
It was just that... Dorian Birch! He had a way of making me feel a little crazy. Like I had to take action somehow. Run away or pinch him or, well, flash him apparently. Sing in his band even if it was the last thing I ever thought I'd want to do. He was bound to be the death of me, one way or another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,865 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010
Dose of Your Own reviews
Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,432 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete