MilkWaterWClemon2357
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Joined 07-28-02, id: 242564
Author has written 18 stories for General, Life, Nature, Fantasy, and Love.
HELLO ALL!

i hate school. school should burn and die. it is evil!!!!!!!!!! but i do looooooooove my saxophone Norman, and my two other babies (my other alto and my tenor)!!! jazz is the coolest music ever!!!!! POP SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha i luv fire! also the color black is just beauuuuuuuuuutiful!!!!! =) lets see...the best movie ever is Muppet Treasure Island!!!!!!! haha! im a band geek who likes getting reviews cuz they make me feel special...well...specialer hehe. i LUV lotr!!!!!!! and oh brother where art thou and ferris bueller's day off...and...um...I DUNNO! VIIIIIIIIIIRUS!!!!!!!! oh, i think i hear my nanner phone ringing, if u would please excuse me for a second...

- hello?
- yes hi is this a crazy freakish band geek?
- y yes it is!
- do u happen to know where i can find rosa?
- no i dont...she always seems to disapear now doesnt she?
- oh, yes, well she and mean kid and geoff are probably off scheming again!
- haha!

ok im back! haha have u figured out how weird i am yet??????? well if u havnt then maybe you should just read some of my stuff...AND REVIEW IT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Harmony by BeautifulWickedness reviews
My first funny poem. It's about a grumpy, middle aged man who discovers Feng Shui! Please r/r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2002
Music by silverwolf reviews
kinda haunting poem...please review!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2000
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Never Ending Blanket reviews
basically one big simile, please review
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Mingle reviews
Random things mingle with other random things to form more random things....blah, i suck at summarizes but not so much at poetry. please review.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Depart reviews
Hm........just read and review please!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Vampiric Senses reviews
about a vampire, and how he and others view him - please review
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Portrayal reviews
Um....summarizing a poem is pretty pointless.........but my poem is short, so please read and review. sorry the format is a little messed up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Revival reviews
A very descriptive piece, quite unlike my usual work....one of my better poems I'm sure - Please Review
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16/2003
Be Not Carnivorous reviews
A poem about animals.......and why people shouldn't eat them.......kinda.....please review!!!!!!! =)
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2003
Opinions reviews
Well.........gather what you wish either from the title or hm...maybe...READ THE POEM and PLEASE review it! can't get better without any comments!!!! =)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/24/2003
Bundles of Joy reviews
Well well well........can you guess what my poem is about? its happy and fluffy and cute and its not human........well......read review and see if you're right!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2003
You Made My Life Miserable reviews
summaries suck my poems like the title says please r/r
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/30/2002
The Letter H the poem! reviews
HEHE I liKE THE LETTER H!!!!!! yah yah this is a short lil poem so take just a few minutes to read it and dont forget to review! if u review i my stuff ill do u a favor and review yours! haha ok there i made a deal with u now REVIEW! hehe that rhymes! =)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/9/2002
My Science Teacher's Stoned I Think reviews
Haha this is just a lil poem about my chemistry teacher - who also happens to be the football coach at our school. well......yah the title pretty much sums it up! haha enjoy and dont forget to review!!!!!!!!!!!!! itll make me feel special *big smile*
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9/5/2002
Turkey Rhymes With Turkey reviews
Just a bit of insanity.......hehehe pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez review it i wanna know if its good or bad or what! hehe if u like this then also read "i like the name Mervyn" hehe! =)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2002
Oh I Like The Name Mervyn reviews
Hahaha this is a bit of a poem dedicated to the name Mervyn, cuz i like the name Mervyn!!!!! please review itll make me feel SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!! =)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2002
Happiness reviews
Well, here's another poem....its the opposite of "Sadness" that i wrote, r/r and enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/1/2002
Sadness reviews
my own pathetic attempt to summarize sadness.............please review!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/31/2002
We Weren't Meant To Be reviews
Please review this poem.....even though the format is probably screwed up, please read it and review it.........its pretty much a summary of one of my friendships, its sad to be prepared.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7/29/2002
For Wilis and Nadine reviews
This is just a lil poem I wrote for my two best friends - Wilis and Nadine, obviouisly. Please review it cuz it would make me feel special!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/28/2002