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Joined 07-29-02, id: 242988
Author has written 11 stories for General, Humor, Horror, and Life.
Hey! Lemme tell you a little about myself, okay? Okay. Let's see...

I'm 13 and started writing fanfiction when I was around 11. But I only started posting about a year ago.

I like going against the flow. Not so much breaking the rules as bending them until they're just seconds away from snapping. :) Only I don't go againt the flow on purpose. It just happens. And if I find something I like that other people like too, I don't sweat it too much.

Oh, and I hate Avril. Sorry, but I do. She sucks. She's a poser. Get over it.

Oh yeah. And I'm a vegetarian. So what? That's my business and that means it's only your business if I chose to tell you more. Discussion closed.

But I can be a real sweet girl whenever I want to, you know. Take note of "whenever I WANT to". :)

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Silly Story by Self-drawn Tattoo reviews
money back guarentee if you don't laugh Enjoy! YAY WE FINALLY HIT 100 REVIEWS THANKS TO ALL OF YOU! congrats KENNETH SCOTT you were review #100!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 10/28/2002
Thoughts by Dr. Sarah Bear by Saranimal reviews
These are just weird essay-type-things that I write. Each chapter's a different topic, and I just massacre the heck out of it until you never think of the thing w/o laughing out loud. At least, that's my mission statement.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2002 - Published: 9/2/2002
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The War of Foes reviews
I usually don't write poems like this. But I was mad, so I wrote it. It happens to be one of my better ones though.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004
Toughness reviews
People think all different kinds of things about toughness. Most of it I think is wrong. This is my view.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2003
I Don't Understand reviews
I bit angsty. Once I understood you, now I don't.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/23/2003
Duh Moments reviews
A collection of funny stories that have happened to me. I call them...the duh moments.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002
I'm Used To It reviews
I'm used to a lot of things...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/14/2003
Flaming Class reviews
A "class" about recieving flames in your reviews. Very funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002
The Hallway reviews
I woke up in the middle of the night. Fairly normal, right? Wrong...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/27/2002
Christmas Eve reviews
How Christmas Eve should be spent...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2002
Hunting reviews
A poem of my thoughts about hunting and how it just tears me up
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2002
To Tease A Vegan reviews
People always think they know me. I'm not just a vegan, you know...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002
Shield of Perfectness reviews
Doesn't rhyme but I think it really shows my true colors
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10/16/2002