REWRITE again. Alexander Little is a loser, and he knows it. He panics in social situations, and his best friend is his cat. A cute girl who bakes cakes and a rainbow-haired boy with OCD will change this...if Zander doesn't manage to kill himself first.

Alexander Little is a self loathing mall Goth who wants to end it all. An adorable cake baking girl and a flamboyant, snobby rich boy with rainbow hair will change this. Eventually. Go read the new version instead.

Jane likes staring at straight girls, but that's hardly her strangest secret. What feels like love...

Though I am unsure how it happened, it seems I have ceased to be a writer.

I'll hide it better than you hid that scratch.

I put all my faith in the idea that she and I would fall together.

No paper I wrote could express that one secret.

It's pure, concentrated anger...and not really the typical kind.

This is so goofy. It's great fun.

You were always so good, and you loved telling me how I wasn't. Hypocrite.

Red Ink was once a story, but I am now detached from it.

I displease myself so much...I'd kill you if I could.

I could describe this as so many things, but in the end it's just suicide.

It's not strange to me...but I wrote it.

I changed this from 'Excrement of Humanity' to the much more amusing title it is now. I'm very pleased with that.

No suicide this time. It's you, not me, who needs to go.

And I've always hated, hated...All the humans in your world...

She should have been killed...but it's never too late.

Some things never go away...

Please, someone...Won't you turn me off?

This is silly. Oh well.

It's not very nice, but I'm less ashamed of that fact than I used to be.

I never wanted to do anything for love. I only felt guilty that I was terrible.

I recall that I wrote this in five minutes.

My pretty inner torment.

A poem about insomnia and a knife.