Aftertaste of a Razorblade
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Joined 07-30-02, id: 243593
Author has written 19 stories for General, General, Politics, Humor, War, Friendship, Love, and Life.
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Aftertaste of a Razorblade likes...
Weasleycest
Short, choppy descriptions
Originality
Dragons
Integrity
Rock 'n roll
Being right
People with cool bios
Talking about oneself in the third person.
Drugs
Black-and-white movies
Indiana Jones
James Bond
Girls in bowties
RP-ing
Anything directed by Stanley Kubrick
Or Alfred Hitchcock
Open-mindedness
Opera
"Casablanca"
Democrats

Aftertaste of a Razorblade doesn't like...
Purple prose
Homophobes
Anonymous flamers
Glurge
Pathological liars
Rap
Emo kids
Too much bitching
Mary Sues
Computers that crash when you're in the middle of something
"House of 1,000 Corpses"
Good Charlotte
Anything by Anne Rice
Or Anne McCaffery
THAT SIRIUS BLACK IS DEAD! WAAAAAAH! SI-RI-US!

Femme/boyslash extraordinaire, (because everything is better gay.)

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Just Like The Weather, Part One: Breaking by CrazyWriter reviews
*finished* Part one of two. F/F relationships, non-smut. Ex-lovers are forced to confront each other and the past as they rush to save someone they both love. Please read, please review.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,677 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002
Father, Are You There? by Adrienne L reviews
This may be considered slightly offensive to devout Christians, so I urge you not to read it if you are angered by anyone doubting that God exists.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/12/2003
Beyond Them All by Alyx Bradford reviews
People like to make fools of themselves criticizing that which they do not understand. This poem reflects my thoughts about that, and the strength of my beliefs when challenged.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2003
QuestionsAnswerwithabillionlivesinthebalance by lili brik reviews
My answer to the general "war with Iraq" question--with a rather deep look on both pro-and anti-sides
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2003
Used by Rhenna reviews
This poem is about a chair. Yes, chairs have feelings too....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/8/2002
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As Cigarettes are to Healthy reviews
M/m slash. Damien, motivated mostly by boredom, takes on the disgruntled, bitter Vic as a challenge.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,876 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 8/8/2002
Words reviews
This is the only way I know how to say it...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2003
I AM reviews
Hey, if you don't like me, you can kiss it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003
The Ideal Woman reviews
It doesn't matter, as long as she's...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/18/2003
Kiddo reviews
She smiles, and I melt. Honestly, could I possibly BE any cornier?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2003
China Doll reviews
Even when my friends are smiling, I can't help but wonder what they're really thinking.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2003
The Artist in the Moment of Composition reviews
You're never as good as you think you are.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2003
Three Little Words reviews
Sometimes I get to rambling, and you have to read between the lines.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/8/2003
Listen reviews
"I'm not indifferent;/Just utterly confused." My mixed feelings on the approaching war with Iraq.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2003
A Poem for St Valentine's Day reviews
Let's face it: Valentine's Day just isn't as romantic as we like to pretend!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/12/2003
To reviews
Playing in the snow is fun. (More disturbing than that summary makes it sound.)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2002
Uncommon Misconceptions reviews
Hermie doesn't like Scarlett. Scarlett doesn't know Hermie exists. Somehow, this results in f/f slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2002
Too Much Information reviews
Don't ask a question unless you really want to hear the answer.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2002
The Old Man reviews
I always like the crazy ones.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12/7/2002
Thinking reviews
Just a poem I wrote on a whim.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2002
Conspiracy Theory reviews
An...interesting...outlook on life. F/f slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002
Force of Habit reviews
Out of all the things I've written, I think this is by far my favorite.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2002
Perfection reviews
What is that which we call perfection?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2002
Purple Eyes reviews
A depiction of a classroom as it may be a century from now. An attempt at dystopian satire.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2002