Feminine boys are sexy.

Anime DVDs that don't have an uncut, Japanese with English subtitles option are the Ultimate Evil.
The Blue Eyes Toon Dragon is the Ultimate Evil.
Uniforms are the Ultimate Evil.
Spare tires that are donuts and not _real_ tires are the Ultimate Evil.
Nipples are the Ultimate Evil.
Pop-up adds are the Ultimate Evil.
Fanfiction.net is the Ultimate Evil.
Funimation/4Kids is the Ultimate Evil.
You are the Ultimate Evil.

You know you're a comic book geek when:
-You spend so much time at your local comics shop that customers think you work there and ask you to get out the comics they have on hold.
-The dude behind the counter calls _you_ a dork.

Sam's current weapon of choice is: Report cards! Render any high school or college student immobile!

Sam's muses: Chibi Quatre, Quatre on Crack, Chibi Ryou Bakura, Chibi Yami Bakura, Ricky (red pocket knife), Papillion (green butterfly knife), Ben (mini-pocket knife from Big Bend in Texas), Biggs (big red pocket knife), Sherry (imaginary friend), and one cute, freaky, albino rabbit with big, sharp, nasty, pointy teeth from the Monty Python movie.

My Gundam Wing fics are archived here: http://

My newest fanart is for Chibizoo's fic XX09.
See my pic: http:///cell_fighter/darkbakuXX09.html
Read her fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=988098
Also, all my YuGiOh fanarts now have an archive:
http:///cell_fighter/fanarts.html

Most recent thoughts:

I have a mou hitori no boku! She doesn't even know much about YGO, but she started calling me her other half. So I asked if I was the light half or the dark half, and she immediately said the dark. So I started dancing around yelling, "I'm the Yami! I'm the Yami! I get Shadow Powers! Fa-whoosha!" And it was good.

This whole anti-NC17-fics thing sucks.

My profile is pointless.

~Sam