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Author has written 33 stories for Humor, Romance, Friendship, General, General, Love, Essay, Life, Nature, Supernatural, and Family.

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If you're really that interested in who I am...

My name is Katie. I live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I have no
idea what I want to do with my life. I am good at math, but I hate it.
I love music, but I'm not good enough to compete with really talented
people. I hate it when people say "please R/R!" in the description of
their writing. I'll read it, but I refuse to review if someone tells me
to.

I guess I'll just mention random things I like. music, classic
rock, sushi, sitting around in my pyjamas, eating chocolate, guys with
curly hair, girls with caramel skin, the name seamus, the name siobhan,
the way david bowie says "wham bam thank you ma'am," random talking
before and after songs, harmonics, people who are clueless, paul
mccartney barking at the end of 'hey bulldog,' all 3 of my un-named
guitars, unnaturally coloured hair, fat babies.

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For the Unworthy by ma jolie x reviews
[Oneshot] A man decides to end his life but finds himself distracted by an elderly man with the same intentions.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
The Giant Radioactive Monkey Show by MrPresident reviews
A Series of Comedy Sketches from the Giant Radioactive Monkey Team
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 45,688 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/10/2002
Marigolds by Rachelle Lande reviews
I love to be asleep, or else I wouldn't have dreams like these...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006
the rewards of religion by Psyence reviews
He rewards His greatest followers by granting their wishes - even the accidental ones.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005
Electric Chair by xS.E.Tx reviews
I need to breath no more.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2005
Sunrise by Autumndark reviews
They decided simply a long time ago that caffeine was for lovers and others who considered the day worth staying awake for . . .
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2005
Early Daffodils by lola-in-slacks reviews
Every time I see a daffodil.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2005
Red Light by hadrian's wall reviews
It's puppy love, babe.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2005
Some Semantics Antics by Lunch reviews
Absurdist play with a bizarre sense of humour and a lot of trivial argument.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005
Dust by PeaceChild reviews
What settles here today?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
DeBastia by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Let’s start with a blank slate, shall we? Picture a place completely white with nothing in it. A three dimensional piece of paper that stretches on forever. No ground, no sky, no scenery, nothing. It’s boring. Which is why I'm going to add a hill
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
Warped by Someoneusedtobehere reviews
Vignette of Troy, photographer, flirt, lost soul. Warning: A touch of homosexuality.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2004
I Make No Ripple by Someoneusedtobehere reviews
V. Prosey. I'm standing in my doorway. Clear, cold water pools at my feet, soaking my shoes, making me shiver. The chill invokes in me a curiosity. I have to know.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2003
Jotted-Down Things~ a Collection of Redicularities by Cate O'Hara reviews
My nonsense writing. Chapters 1 & 3 feature my four favorite lads THE BEATLES!!!! Chp 2 is just . . . well . . . read and see. Please Review!! Thank you!! PG-13 for language in chp 3.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002
How The Senate Stole Freedom by Kurisuta R.L. NightHawk reviews
This poem is a parody of Dr. Seuss's classic christmas poem "How The Grinch Stole Christmas". Please r/r!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2001
3 Sonnets by Morrighan reviews
Every so often I sit down and write a sonnet ... Originally posted under my other ff.net identity, Honesty.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2001
Sober With My Problems by RainyDreams reviews
Some thoughts form into lyrics in this song about the observings of a bar.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2001
Squirrel by Tessira Aleyn reviews
Beady eyes and bushy tail - what more heralds innocence through instinct?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2001
Goodnight, Foot by Richard Platypus reviews
Do me a favor: if your foot ever falls asleep, sing it a lullabye.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2001
Drinking Game by clamchowder reviews
A slashy little poem from the POV of an ice cube. No, really.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2001
I Am by Kalliroscope reviews
Word association is so much fun. And I love word pools. Guess what this is?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2001
Thoughts on a Walk by S.L.R.D reviews
Don't ask me why I'm putting this up........ the products of an afternoon walk.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2001
Where I live by Gradual Decline reviews
School assignments gone wrong! dunDunDUN!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2001
Silent Paranoia by A.J.Peart reviews
This is another of my bus stories; there are 3 in total (so far). It started out as a re-write of "In Silence" but turned into something funny instead. It's about a guy riding the bus and what happens when he get's irritated by the behaviour of himself a
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2001
That's me. by Typically Tofu reviews
I wrote this when I was 12 years old about how I felt at school. It's stuck with me till this very day. Kinda sad.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2001
Bodyprints by qsbtgh reviews
poem made with a week's worth of random observations
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2001
Two People at a Bus Stop by bi-boy reviews
Gotta read it with a silly air and think "Gump Fiction".
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2001
No Remission by Schuyler reviews
"Your shaky dance of pretence .."
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2001 - Published: 3/2/2001
I write on black paper by BatSith reviews
four poems, what is their meaning? only my black-paper note book knows....
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2001 - Published: 2/25/2001
Gypsy by Kengeta reviews
"Heathen"...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2001
Man-Made Evolution by Oakwood reviews
"Eve, a handful of charcoal dust / smudged into the sins of apples and snakes . . ." ~~*~~ "Artist as the Creator" theme
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2001
Self Portrait by Jainie Starr reviews
Skewed self image...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2000
Forget by Ollie Broom reviews
For the first generation not to have had a foreign enemy on it's doorstep.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2000
Song of Self by Jubilee reviews
It's a poem I wrote about society's pressure to be thin forcing many girls to become bulimic. Kinda depressing....
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2000
Somewhere In My Memory by Phena and Terra reviews
Just. Plain. Freaky.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2000
SKIN. SHELL. BABY. by Lamech reviews
A story about an old man and his "odd" daughter
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2000
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Toasty reviews
Sleep is needed so badly.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2006
Essence
I saw the first line somewhere, and somehow the rest of the poem sprung from there. Apparently I'm back from my hiatus.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Published: 8/7/2005
Grandmère reviews
Fait pour l'école. Je l'aime, je pense que c'est un de mes meilleurs. Considère que je ne peux pas parler français, c'est magnifique.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - French - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/20/2005
Inadvertent Charm reviews
ANOTHER ONE? Maaan. I need to move on, kids.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/14/2005
Leaving Me Lonely
observing people. it's not all that fun after a broken heart. sigh. i'm cheesy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 5/12/2005
Romance Language
not one of my best, I don't think, but hopefully it has an impact.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Published: 5/8/2005
Pour toi, I think
Bitter? Me? Surely not...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 4/30/2005
Blaze reviews
I found this recently...it's an old poem about one of my friends written 3 or 4 years ago. No worries, kids, we're friends now! :D
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7/2005
I see you reviews
Sort of a "tables-turned" poem. Perhaps a little angsty, but what of mine isn't?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7/2005
Molasses reviews
The personification (liquidification) of depression.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005
Awaken reviews
Dreams never go on long enough.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
If reviews
Kind of light until the end...this is an old one that I just found while going through some old journals.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
Foreign Sanctuary reviews
This one's for YOU, Oliver. You have inspired me! (I knew it would happen sooner or later.)
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2005
My muse, the tease reviews
A poem had been created out of uninspiration.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
A kiss reviews
I'm not sure if this is a sad poem or not...but it can be whatever you want, to you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2004
Tap, tap, tap reviews
Who knew the evil would be right in front of him? This is a writers worst nightmare...the thing facilitating his career is plotting against him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/19/2004
Through the Open Window reviews
I woke up in the middle of the night, and saw mother nature talking in shadows on my bedroom wall.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004
This page now contains an imperfection reviews
You have to imagine this written near the back of a journal-book with a flexible cover and empty lined pages.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2004
The Swan reviews
It came out after I first heard about that reality show, The Swan. It disgusted me and I wrote this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/5/2004
Snowstorm reviews
This is my favorite poem. I love this poem, it really captured the moment and my feelings.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2004
Fake Colours reviews
This is an old poem, written back when I was depressed. I still like it though, so I hope you do to.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
Broken Girl reviews
I wrote this when I saw it happening across the room from me. It made me so sad that this girl could let this happen to herself...that she wouldn't even realize it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2004
No Labels, Please reviews
I actually had a conversation like this before...and I still don't understand people's need to label.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2004
Natural Beauty reviews
thinking about "that" person
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2004
Rain Girl reviews
Written to capture my spontaneous feeling of contentement.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/29/2004
Fantasize reviews
Oh, everyone does this. Don't lie I know you do!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2004
Through the turnstile! reviews
Again, title doesn't really say it. Don't think this is my best work, but you can judge for yourself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/25/2004
Fate and l'amour reviews
This is one of my surprise poems, it came out during my un-poetic period.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
Won't Get Fooled Again reviews
What I felt when I was listening to The Who.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2004
Lunchtime reviews
A story about a lunchtime. Pretty short, PG for a liiiiiittle bit of SI imagery.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004
Music that Works reviews
Just a poem. The power of music, or something.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004
My Cheesy FirstLove Story reviews
This is a story of what she taught me, and it is quite cheesy, I think.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004
Amanda and Katie's Excellent Adventure reviews
He he. This will make you laugh. Rated for feet getting cut off and such nonsence like that. ENJOY!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/14/2002