The Omniscient Bookseller
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Joined 08-04-02, id: 246711
Author has written 7 stories for General, Humor, Sci-Fi, and Young Adult.
feature person of the period-of-time-until-I-change-this is... *drumroll*

KATHERINE!

When asked to describe her in one word, these people said:
Leah: unique
B: unique
Jenn: zany
Katie: special
Katherine herself: critical

Diologue of Katherine:
(Katherine, Leah, and I stand in the kitchen waiting for the cookies to cook)
Katherine: I hate twinkies.
Leah: That was random.
Me: I love twinkies! (pause) what are twinkies?
Leah: You know, the thingies with the thingies in them. They're awful.

Quote of Katherine:
Today on "Juggling With Aprons", we will be juggling with aprons! Random quotes:
Mr. Marak: Look at Mallorie. (she was talking) She's saying, "I don't care!" Does that make things any easier?
Stephen: No, not really. (laughter)
Mr. Marak: Steve, I'm giving you your topic statement! Why do people care what happened to the dinosours? Brian cares. Did you see the way his eyes went all wide when you started talking about that?
Alex (very loudly): I care, too, Stephen!

(When we were putting laws in prority order)
Stephen: Why is job discrimination so high on the list?
Mallorie: It's important! There was a war about that!
Pat: A war?
Stephen: Yeah, World War 3 will be started from job descrimination!

Drama Class:
Ben: I'd like flavors A through L in a bucket, please.

While watching "Jacob's Ladder" (Freaky movie! Gave Omni nightmares!)
Emily: Hmm...maybe he's dead! I mean, he's cold, and his son's cold, and they're the two that are dead!
Aaron: I'm cold...
All: o.O
Ben: You're dead!
Aaron: No, I'm just wearing a t-shirt!
Ben: You're not dead, you're wearing a t-shirt.
Emily: That sounds like a really bad movie.

Later...
Emily: What about the shrink?
Aaron: Dead men don't go to shrinks.
Emily: That sounds like another movie.
Ben: or a punk band
Spanish Class:
Chris: Quien robo las galletas desde el jorro de galletas? (Who stole the crackers from the cracker jar?)
Sr. Seltzer: no, chris, no...

Sean: Siempre comes tus zapatos? (Do you always eat your shoes?)

Kevin: Quieres tus orejas calientes o frias? (Do you like your ears hot or cold?)

Elena: Porque Sr. Seltzer quiere escojarme? (Why does Mr. Seltzer want to pick me?)

Tim: Yo tengo un gato en mis pantalones y es picante! (I have a cat in my pants and it's spicy!)

Jon: Quieres lechuga o manzanas cuando comes tu pero? (Do you want lettuce or apples when you eat your dog?)

Tim (the next day): Tienes un gato picante en tus pantalones todos los dias? (Do you have a spicy cat in your pants every day?)

In choir:

Mr. Hicks: You know that game connect-the-dots? The one they have on all the cheap paper placemats in restaurants. Where you draw lines between all the dots and they make a picture. Right? Well, we're going to play connect-the-notes!
All: ...

In orchestra:

Mr. Ventre: P, everyone, P. No, 2 before P. That's a bad place...4 before P. 5. 8..10...15...O, everyone, O.

English:
Me: Are you coming?
Anesha: Not after what you just did!
Me: Um...I haven't seen you all day.
Anesha: ...shut up!

The little kids at Thanksgiving:
Seth: I'm thankful for my daddy! *runs over and gives him a hug*
Kira: I'm thankful for the whooooooole world!
Mom: What are you thankful for, Zack?
Zack: No.

Mom: (going through the back of a cabinet)...dishwashing gel? Where did this come from?
Aaron: The dishwasher gods are pleased with us because we're putting our tired old dishwasher to rest and getting a new one.

Alost Aaron:
"Wait! Wait! I lost my teeth! No, I'm serious! I dropped them!"

At today's soccer game:

Marissa, Cheryl, and Kristin (all at the same time): Good job, Chealsea!
Cheryl: Great minds think alike!
Me: So do stupid ones
Kristin: If two people shared a mind, they'd say the same thing simultaniously!
Cheryl: ...riiighht...

Cheryl: I'm cold! I'm freezing! I'm coo-oo-ooold!
Kristin: Well, so am I, but I'm not singing about it!

At the end of season soccer party:
Bethany: ALEXA! Come down here!
Alexa: Wait! I wanna see the house blow up!

Amanda: Shannon! Quick! Kristin's eating you! (reffering to Scooby Doo in which each character had been assigned to a girl)
Shannon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

...soccer people amuse me.

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and last but not least, one random word to leave you with.

SHOVEL

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Anywhere But Here by CrazyWriter reviews
FINISHED rated for F/F slash, and drug use. One woman, Loren, with two loves, a woman named Anje, and Anje's brother, Algenon. Shows what two people can put themselves through for love. Read and review, please.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,008 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 10/30/2002
on living lessons from a detached mind by shadowed memory reviews
I really don't know what this is about, but I had fun writing it. Most of it is made up of observations from my life. It's more in a story format than an essay, but oh well. Just read it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2003
The Light Eternal by Thumbsucker Snitch reviews
*OMFG!! CHAPTER 14 IS UP!* Two completely different worlds. Two completely different teens. When Scarlet and Marcel come together, they find a common bond: Their loneliness. If only Marcel weren't half-fish....
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,246 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002
Red Stares by Merlin's Quill reviews
"... anything, anything, to hide their ugly red stares..." Blissful ignorance-- he hadn't known what they were before, but then he found out. And he can trust no one now, because someone must have done it to him...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2003
Nothing by Merlin's Quill reviews
"... it's a blessing between two, but a killer in one... It's a bottomless pit of nothing. And I am no longer me."
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002
Angel on my Shoulder by Meghann McCall reviews
A young lesbian comes to terms with the death of her best friend. I wrote this story for a college class.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2000
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Never Said a Word reviews
A brief look into the lives of two girls who have been hiding something from each other for years (Warnings: self mutilation and f/f)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2003
Oh, the Indignity reviews
A look at life through the eyes of a dollar bill. Humorous, with a VSD quote thrown in there for good measure (^_^)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2003
Red Desert reviews
In a corner of universes and galazies unkown, there is a planet that is red desert. It is empty and alone, an unmoving memorial...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2/2003
No One Sees reviews
This was origianaly intended to be newsies, but it ended up just in a newsies setting. Short, vague, sybolic, I guess a bit depressing....the norm.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2002
The Writer's Block of Doom reviews
Something strange I wrote to rid myself of writers' block. Very strange. Very random. Very funny. Not at all like me. Read at your own risk!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/26/2002
Monologue reviews
A monologue of a girl struggling with her feelings. Very short, written in play format. I think that's about it....
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/16/2002
Lights reviews
A suicidal girl from a different world, where Lights are death...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2002