Author has written 1 story for Humor.Name- Danielle (chickachicka, bushbaby, monkey thing, dani)
Age- 13 (14 May 28th hehe)
School- RMS (Redneck Middle School)
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Homer Simpson Quotes-
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Favorite quotes for a certain teacher
Never hold a dust buster and a CAT at the same time.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and CATS.
Two CATS can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun.
In my experience, CATS and beds seem to be a natural combination.
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange CATS
A CAT is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do.
If a CAT does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
Some CATS is blind, and stone-deaf some, But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb
Do not meddle in the affairs of CATS, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.CATS have never forgotten this.
CATS are smarter than can't get eight CATS to pull a sled through the snow.
Dogs come when they're called; CATS take a message and get back to you later.
People that hate CATS will come back as mice in their next life.
The CAT has too much spirit to have no heart.
And now these things remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.
We are never so helplessly unhappy as when we lose love.
If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was
Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear.If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace..but we would be hollow..Empty rooms shuttered and dank.Without passion we'd be truly dead
Where does the family start ? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.
If you have it [love, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.
Love: Two minds without a single thought.
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole
You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.
The most difficult thing that you can do is to watch the person you love love someone else.
To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
For those passionately in love, the whole world seems to smile.
Harry Potter Quotes
"MOTORBIKES DON'T FLY!" -Uncle Vernon
Professor Trelawny: The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice."
Hermione: Well honestly... "the fates have informed her"... who sets the test? She does! What an amazing prediction!
Professor Trelawny: Would anyone like to help me interpet the shadowy potents within their orb?
Ron: I don't need help, I know what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight.
Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Dumbledore: What happened between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows
Ron: Wingardium leviosa!
George Weasly: He's not Fred, I am.
Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?
Professor Severus Snape: I can teach you how to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper on death.
Oliver Wood: Nasty little buggers.
Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!
Ron: I look good!
"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back." – Ron
"So, the train isn't good enough for the famous Harry Potter and his faithful sidekick Weasley. Wanted to arrive with a bang, did we, boys?" - Prof. Snape
"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." - Fred & George
"Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." - Harry to Hermione, when she asked whether her aunt & uncle will be proud of what he did
That’s just about enough quotes, don’t you think?
The Fellowship of the Friken Weirdos- insanepineapple and i are making the sequel to this called the two landfills! 1st chapter should bo posted soon since we have a very long weekend. Also, when we finish the third installment (the return of the burger king) we are going to write more chapters to the rest called 'the missing scenes' but that'll probably be quite a while. OOC, this is only meant to be funny.
What We All Think At Night- these aren't exactly poems, just strange sayings. if r/r them u might like them
Anyway… read Insane Pineapple From Naboo, and Shortmikeyy (they’re my friends)