Name- Danielle (chickachicka, bushbaby, monkey thing, dani)
Age- 13 (14 May 28th hehe)
Grade- 8th
School- RMS (Redneck Middle School)

Favorites
Book- Harry Potter and LotR
Movie- The Two Towers
Color- blue
Actor- Elijah Wood
2nd Actor- Orlando Bloom
3rd Actor- Josh Hartnett
4th Actor- Seth Green

Regular Quotes-
If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.
--Gearge Muncaster

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
--Will Rogers

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
--Douglas Adams Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!
--Unknown

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
--Lisa Claymen

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
--Roseanne

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Homer Simpson Quotes-
Trying is the first step towards failure

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Favorite quotes for a certain teacher

Never hold a dust buster and a CAT at the same time.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and CATS.
--Albert Schweitzer

Two CATS can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun.
--Lloyd Alexander

In my experience, CATS and beds seem to be a natural combination.
--Louis J. Camuti, DVM

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange CATS
--Colonial American Proverb

A CAT is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do.
--Bill Adler

If a CAT does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
--Will Cuppy

Some CATS is blind, and stone-deaf some, But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb
--Anthony Henderson Euwer

Do not meddle in the affairs of CATS, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
--Bruce Graham

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.CATS have never forgotten this.
--Unknown

CATS are smarter than can't get eight CATS to pull a sled through the snow.
--Jeff Valdez

Dogs come when they're called; CATS take a message and get back to you later.
--Mary Bly

People that hate CATS will come back as mice in their next life.
--Faith Resnick

The CAT has too much spirit to have no heart.
--Ernest Menaul

Love quotes
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
--Matt Groening

And now these things remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
--1 Corinthians 13:1-8, 13

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
--Charles Caleb Colton

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
--Mother Teresa

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.
--Rabrindranath Tagore

We are never so helplessly unhappy as when we lose love.
--Sigmund Freud

If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was
--Richard Bach

Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear.If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace..but we would be hollow..Empty rooms shuttered and dank.Without passion we'd be truly dead
--David Boreanaz

Where does the family start ? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.
--Sir Winston Churchill

If you have it [love, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.
--Sir James M. Barrie

Love: Two minds without a single thought.
--Philip Barry

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
--Unknown

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
--Sam Keen

Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole
--Tea Rose

You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.
--Michael (John Travolta) Michael

The most difficult thing that you can do is to watch the person you love love someone else.
--Unknown

To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind.
--Theophile Gantier

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
--Anonymous

For those passionately in love, the whole world seems to smile.
--David Myers

Harry Potter Quotes

"MOTORBIKES DON'T FLY!" -Uncle Vernon

Professor Trelawny: The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice."

Hermione: Well honestly... "the fates have informed her"... who sets the test? She does! What an amazing prediction!

Professor Trelawny: Would anyone like to help me interpet the shadowy potents within their orb?

Ron: I don't need help, I know what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight.

Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.

Dumbledore: What happened between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows

Ron: Wingardium leviosa!
Hermione: Stop, stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's levi-O-sa, not levio-sa!

George Weasly: He's not Fred, I am.
Fred Weasly: Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother.

Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?
Harry: A little.
Oliver Wood: It's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
Harry: What happened?
Oliver Wood: Er, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later.

Professor Severus Snape: I can teach you how to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses. I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper on death.

Ron: Immortal?
Hermione: It means you'll never die.
Ron: (angry, loudly) I know what it means!

Oliver Wood: Nasty little buggers.

Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!

Ron: I look good!

"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back." – Ron

"So, the train isn't good enough for the famous Harry Potter and his faithful sidekick Weasley. Wanted to arrive with a bang, did we, boys?" - Prof. Snape

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." - Fred & George

"Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." - Harry to Hermione, when she asked whether her aunt & uncle will be proud of what he did

That’s just about enough quotes, don’t you think?

Dislikes-
um, i can't exactly think of anything I don't like, so... um ill just put...post it notes???
oh well i tried.

The Fellowship of the Friken Weirdos- insanepineapple and i are making the sequel to this called the two landfills! 1st chapter should bo posted soon since we have a very long weekend. Also, when we finish the third installment (the return of the burger king) we are going to write more chapters to the rest called 'the missing scenes' but that'll probably be quite a while. OOC, this is only meant to be funny.
Who Am I- this is a one chapter thingy. kinda sad, actually this is the saddest ill ever write. don't read if you are a frodo lover (like me). this is also probably the only good thing ive ever written(im not even sure if this is good!).
Frodo the Strange Ring-Bearer- Um, this is defiantly the product of a sugar high over Christmas break. Rather pointless, but thats ok.

What We All Think At Night- these aren't exactly poems, just strange sayings. if r/r them u might like them

Anyway… read Insane Pineapple From Naboo, and Shortmikeyy (they’re my friends)
Michael, Tory, and Sammy: thnx for ur inspiration, and just being my friend. I love yall!
If you read insane pineapple's oh the obsessions, the first chapter is about me!!!!
Well... nothing else to say really.
Namarie PLEASE EMAIL ME!!!