Hi. I'm Nate...but you can call me Darth Awesome.

What is there to say about me, really? I'm eighteen, and about to start my freshman year in college. I love acting, writing, and photography, and I have some talent in all of them.

I'm never content with my own work, which will hopefully explain the near-constant shuffling, rewriting, and deleting of almost everything here.

My hobbies include spending long hours gazing off into nothing, carefully crafting and consuming sammiches, hoarding random objects of peculiarly large sentimental value, writing friends from everywhere, and (sometimes reluctantly) traveling the world.

I've been described as extremely eccentric-- which I'd say is a fair description of myself a lot of the time-- highly analytical, fairly laid back, very introspective, somewhat pessimistic (which I'm working on, but I'll probably fail at it), and either hard to please or easy to amuse depending on the day of the week, I guess. I find a lot of things funny, more so as I get older, and have a bizarre sense of humor that some people love and others hate.

I was once mind-blastingly optomistic about something. THOSE DAYS ARE NO MORE.

Ahem. Anyway. Read and enjoy.

11/23/05 - I swear I'm gonna update this bloody thing sooner or later...oi.

8/2/05 - Trying to get into college. It is like, three kajillion times weirder than it sounds. I added a new chapter to The Humorous Writings of Nateo the Greato; I want to delete The End and rewrite it, but I'll probably be updating What Conquest before I touch TE again with a frikin' ten-foot pole. This year is almost over...SO WEIRD.

6/17/05 - Preparing for my Great Exodus to South Carolina. Erm...yay?

Removed Twilight, perhaps forever...at the very least until I can find the time to rewrite it, which isn't very likely because...I don't like it. Mmmmyeah. Uploaded a new chapter to The End?, but I don't think anyone's reading it. Gah.

5/25/05 - So I'm thinking it's a good thing that I remove Internet Adventures, because it was the stupidest thing I'd ever written. So...I removed Internet Adventures. It's gone now. And it's NEVER COMING BACK. EVER.

On a lighter note, I've uploaded The Humorous Writings of Nateo the Greato, which will (eventually) be a collection of my humorous poetry. "Bobblehead" is the first; read, and observe my madness.