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Joined 08-11-02, id: 250810
Author has written 61 stories for Fantasy, Life, General, Song, Humor, General, Love, Family, and Friendship.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
here's to the night by it's not your fault reviews
['the red lights flying' story version] “you said i was different. you said we could be something. we could have something.”
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Throw Away Human Being by Gema J. Gall reviews
A true essay about the moment that caused the hardest struggle in my life.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2006
Wherever the Wind Takes Us by Acidic Rhapsody
A child's story that I had to write for school. About a little fox who has always dreamed of flying, and a winged rabbit who yearns for something more. A satire on the concept of utopia.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006
Last Day by E.M.G.O.S reviews
It's a poem with a twist in the tail
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006
The Last Man to Die by Kafkaman reviews
A very, very short, unpolished story. About a man who visits an old friend after a war. I really felt the need to post this for some reason.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006
old chasity by Simeon The Conqueror reviews
A boy ponders suicide.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006
The Man in the Moon by dafodil-faerie
reallly weird...its about a man who couldnt fulfill his dreams in life
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006
online by multiples of six reviews
A blank verse poem about the dangers of the Internet.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
One of These Days by the subtle explosion reviews
Luella's favorite place in the entire world is the field. Being there is what it would be like to be in love, she thinks. [oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Tin Soldier by Matthew James Current reviews
The Tin Soldier in the corner. What does he remember? An emotional write, just flowed out. It hurt, but I hope that it makes you feel... something. Dedicated to all my viewers, fans, and all poets and artists everywhere. Thank you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2006
Anna Bell by Autumns Anne
just a poem about a exotic dancer
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2006
Daisygirl by i call it laughable reviews
confidence in anorexia.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/21/2006
Epitaph by StitchedTogether reviews
written as a Latin assignment - English version
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
Dirt by Wingbane reviews
A day in the life of a bartender
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
The Only Boy Who Stood a Chance by talktomexxdancewithme reviews
James, deep and artsy, is what Astrid has always wanted. Hayden, popular and arrogant, well, isn't. But when James betrays Astrid, she is stuck wondering if she really has been wanting the right thing all along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
Never Judge a Book By It's Overalls by Morena-goth16 reviews
My Great Uncle Joe liked to teach others the meaning of unjudgemental. Here is his story.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006
Conversation with a spider by Ajariel the Bloody
My take on the meaning of life, from a perspective uncommon to this type of subject. This is a true conversation, with a spider. Amazing how I manage to drill my life and thoughts into that poor spider, thus obliging it to admit that people and other ins
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006
Ten by dreamer9981
One summer. Ten scenes. Sometimes you meet somebody that changes everything when you least expect it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006
Revolution by Ladysire reviews
The decision to fight
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005
Kill Me if You Dare by Olivia Muldoon reviews
I was feeling scary and wrote this, and when I'm feeling scary, it's creepy. Please R&R. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2004
Mental Morgue by Forlorn Hope4sanity reviews
A teenage girl has to babysit for two kids. The next thing she knows, she is accused of murder of and old woman and two 5 year old kids. This results in her getting thrown in a mental institution that she never heard about.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,242 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003
Soul Behind by Aral reviews
My first poetry, a political and social commentary.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2003
Mohawks, Loud Music and a Kid Nicknamed Patches by shana reviews
My 1st punk show. Second, actually. But memories in a nutshell. Finding yourself in the most unlikely of places. And a sweet dude named Marty.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2002
Freedom high by rage reviews
THIS IS A STORYI WROTE ABOUT WHERE OUR HIGHSCHOOLS COULD END UP.iT WAS GOIN TO BE USED FOR A COMIC BOOK ORIGINALY PLEASE R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2001
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Sex Cells reviews
Sex sells.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Little Drummer Boy
A character sketch assignment for school about a boy who likes to drum to get out his anger issues and smoke pot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Strawberry reviews
A strawberry aftertaste. True story.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Quite Awhile
So take a good look at me one more time, this is the last you'll see of me for quite awhile.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Bravery reviews
Purple clouds and eyes of green, make me so very weak in the knees.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Twenty Years from Now
I dunno, it's hard to say. Twenty years from now is a long way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
I Gave reviews
Without a regret.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006
When Your Mind Gets The Best of You reviews
A collection of short stories, essays, and ramblings. When your mind gets the best of you and you begin to think deeply about your life and everything around you. Rated for language in some chapters.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006
The Intellectual Drinking Song reviews
You don't drink beer because you like it, you drink it to forget.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006
Meet Me in the Graveyard reviews
At forty-five past midnight.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006
Untitled 5
I'll follow you blindly.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 6/20/2006
Buttercup Genocide reviews
I pick them up in ones and twos.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Forever and a Day reviews
I can't wait to spend eternity with you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Subordinating Conjunction reviews
Adverb Clause.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006
Untitled 4
She likes to wear black.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 4/23/2006
Whoosh reviews
You must think I'm crazy for chasing after trains.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006
To The End of a Rainbow reviews
At the end of a rainbow what will we find? This was a school project, we had to write a childrens book. Mine was obviously a poem book thing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006
Suzy's Lounge reviews
Rendevous at the local strip club.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006
A Knock reviews
I fix my hat, the doorknob turns.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
They'll Show You How reviews
They're the only things that care now.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006
It's Nice reviews
It's nice isn't it?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006
Untitled Three reviews
Tell me why you don't deserve it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006
Untitled Two reviews
Is it a touch of the lips or the blink of an eye?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006
Untitled One reviews
Look at her smile, she doesn't care.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006
Bloodshot reviews
Why are your eyes always bloodshot?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Dignity
Do you know how it feels to have your dignity smashed to pieces? Sucks doesn't it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
The View reviews
Family gatherings at the bar.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006
Not a Thing reviews
They don't mean a thing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006
Both reviews
Is it wrong to wish on two stars?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Confusion reviews
A poem about my best friend and a night that changed everything. Only one person will understand this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2006
You Don't Wanna Die reviews
Death is too obscene for pretty verses.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Jane Pills reviews
So you better hook me up with some Jane pills.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005
Bite Yer Tongue reviews
I won't let it get to me, and I won't let you win.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Get On With It reviews
Tell the truth, and get on with it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Keep Us Alive reviews
A short story on two siblings whose mother is shot and killed. I'm still wondering on whether or not to continue this.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
Lying Little Girl reviews
Don't speak, Little Girl, I don't want to hear your lies.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2005
Little Girl reviews
What will you do? When no one believes in you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005
Dark Secrets reviews
Tell me all your secrets. The darkest that you have.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Salt reviews
If only you knew.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/16/2005
Can You Guess? reviews
It's whatever you make it out to be.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
I Do Not Have reviews
Oh my, the chorus is in German. Try to figure out what means if you don't know German.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005
Just a Bowl of Cherries
Life is just a bowl of cherries..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 5/24/2005
Oh My reviews
Open my eyes, I must be dreaming.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
The Lawnmower reviews
Poor, poor lawnmower.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9/2005
You Can't Run reviews
Try to hide, but you can't run.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Emo Boy Strikes Back! reviews
Where is my stick? Sequal to Beat Up the Emo Boy!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Beat Up the Emo Boy! reviews
I'm gonna hit you with a stick!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
Wake up reviews
You must've been dreaming
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005
Spilled Milk reviews
It's only spilled milk.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004
Red Balloon reviews
Come back, come back.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2004
Sometimes reviews
Let me forget, but always remind me
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/11/2004
Who? reviews
If I asked you would you lie?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/9/2004
You're Gonna Hate Me reviews
I won't do it again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Don't Do It reviews
Don't do it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Reset reviews
Hit the reset button, go back in time. See if he comes back dead or alive.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004
Story Time reviews
To tell a story is to live, to give everything there is to give.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/25/2004
Monsters reviews
You're a monster now, and you're dead.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/23/2004
Little Clown reviews
Little clown, you didn't know your heart was dying.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
When the Faceless Think reviews
If I could see, what would I see? Nameless faces, war, tragedy? This is a continuation of The Man Without a Face.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
The Man Without a Face reviews
I am the man without a face, and I'll vanish without a trace.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2004
Child reviews
Ripping out the hearts of the weak.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Complete