Cornelius Wallace McThathle II
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Joined 08-12-02, id: 251681, Profile Updated: 12-21-08
Author has written 24 stories for Horror, General, Humor, Romance, Life, Spiritual, Love, Supernatural, and Fantasy.

i am a liar, a coward, a hypocrite and a traitor
all to avoid suffering

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Dylan R and the terror of living by Mikey Porter reviews
I just wanted to make you a perfect world so you would be happy.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
The Cage by Trish J reviews
I'll stay.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Driving Down by Maverick87 reviews
I have no idea.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Normandy by Lester Pipeline reviews
Only about thirty percent of all soldiers actually shoot with the intent to kill.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Hospital by Trish J reviews
Every day, I hope that you remember me. But you never do, and I'm just left wishing that things were different.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Inside by Trish J reviews
Enough light to see... To see what, precisely? The depressing, dank stone walls of his cell? The rat that sometimes scurried across the floor?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
The Evil Overlord's List by LazerTH reviews
Based on Peter Anspach's hilarious Evil Overlord List, this story is about an evil overlord who has common sense!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
By the Door by MonkeyTaco reviews
Uhhhhh.... very disturbed, I would say.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2002
Noise by M.C. Griffin reviews
That which is found between blinking eyes and it's lids is often sought by brave men. If they find it, they may discover their bravery meaningless.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2002
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People like Frank
You can't hate people like Frank. Or maybe you can. But you can't argue that he is a man. Or maybe you can? I don't even know, don't read this, it's old.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Complete
Pretty creature reviews
I just want so desperately for things to be okay..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
pity reviews
Postcards from a paradise in flames. She used to be so right, so right about everything.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Fireflies reviews
Don't be afraid...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
amoral reviews
Consume me.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009
decomposition reviews
Ignore me, and maybe I'll go away.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
The house reviews
There are strange forces at work, in this world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
dead skin reviews
..
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Tits on a man reviews
As useless as...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
aide reviews
come here, child
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
pretty reviews
words can't begin to describe
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
I came as cum reviews
and look how far I've come
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Sweet reviews
She's so....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Stray reviews
The only thing I have left, and it's not even mine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
h reviews
Some people say that Hell is just seperation from God.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Lucky numbers reviews
1, 15, 22, 38, 43, 49
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Wasting time reviews
If you try to make me see your point, I'll say that I've gone blind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Bathwater reviews
In a pool of my own filth.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Brain activity reviews
You've got seven minutes.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Melvin reviews
An incomplete case file.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Feiticiera reviews
Soon this will be all over.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
sketch reviews
Grotesque
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
Do the Evolution reviews
It's evolution, baby.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Love reviews
So it's come down to this...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete