TheShoelessOne
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Joined 08-15-02, id: 253338
Author has written 6 stories for Western, Horror, General, Sci-Fi, Haiku, and General.

Time for a new profile, hoo-wah!

Greetings, reader/writers! I am TheShoelessOne, famous at FF.n for my Jack Holmes stories and... Nothing else. I'm not even famous. Oh well. I have very few pieces of original works, and "Fear of the Heart" needs to be re-written, I think. I'll try to get some of my poems up here soon, just because I get more reviews here than any other site. So, I'm-a post me FF.n profile just so I don't have to spend a lot of time re-writing it!

Short Profile
Name: Ershin (That's all you're gettin' suckers)
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Location: Midwestern America
Favorite Color: Orange
Current Video Game: Xenosaga 2 (PS2)
Last Movie Seen: Madagascar
Pet Peeves: Ignorance, boys without belts, untucked tags, incorrect grammar, making fun of the little guy, math

Random Quote: "And God said unto them, 'Have a Techno Dance Party.' And they did. There was much rejoicing." -Me

Movies I Must See:
Harry Potter: GoF- I'm knitting my Hufflepuff scarf now!
Batman Begins- I'm hoping it'll revive the Dark Knight
War of the Worlds- Tom Cruise is still hotness

Anyway, feel free to e-mail or AIM me anytime. Okay, so maybe not just to flame me... I just got an annoying e-mail that spouted the word "crap" and many of its synonyms, so... Only e-mail if it pertains to my stories or if you wanna talk...

Some of My Favorites:

Books: LotR Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, Aubrey/Maturin Series, Sherlock Holmes, Mary Russell Series, Hitchhiker's Guide, Beowulf, Hamlet
Movies: LotR Trilogy, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribbean, Master and Commander, Original Star Wars Trilogy, Young Sherlock Holmes, Iron Giant, Branaugh's Hamlet
TV Shows: LOST, House M.D., CSI (original), Survivor, Spongebob, Family Guy, Star Trek: TOS
Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Ranma 1/2, Lain, ParaKiss, Wish
Games: Xenosaga 1&2, Legend of Zelda: OoT, Resident Evil (any), Castlevania 64 (don't ask)

I'm off! -disappears in a puff of logic-

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Magicademy by MusedMoose reviews
Arts Magika University: sorcery classes, elven professors, dwarven fraternities, interspecies dating, and magikal duels. It's odd, it's mildly bizarre, and it's a wonder the students get any studying done. It's college the way it should have been.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,782 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
Guess Who Won by choiceless decision reviews
They first met Sophomore year, and formed a bond that would have lasted a lifetime and more. Perhaps some things aren't meant to be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005
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The Life and Loves of Captain Jack Atherton
Short drabbles on the character of Jack Atherton.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,760 - Published: 8/22/2006
Freezing to Death reviews
A collection of haiku that tell a humorous story of a man freezing to death. Too morbid? I'm sorry...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/16/2006
Through Heaven and Hell reviews
Dieter Thyme cheated death five years ago. Now it's come back to claim him. When her husband disappears, Audrey Thyme knows that she'll have to go through Heaven and Hell to bring him back. Chapter 6 up!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005
The Rogues of Goen reviews
High General and Supreme Dictator Gueyana of Lune has his reptile eyes on the desert planet of Goen. Who to stand in his way but a rebel group, The Rogues of Goen?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2005
The Ice Storm reviews
A tree and a boy, after a deadly ice storm, find that love can survive nature's wrath, even through death.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005
Fear of the Heart reviews
An innocent girl, a chivalrous bounty hunter, a useless mercenary and an inept royal bodyguard find themselves teaming up with an infamous theif to rid the planet of unseen evil.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003