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HolaHola! Tis me, Rachie!!

If I seem a little, erm, weird, it's cause my friends like Jay have rubbed off on me. I have a horribly twisted sense of humour. And even though I'm American, I have the habit of spelling things the British/Canadian way. Instead of color, I type colour. Instead of humor, I use humour. Center is centre. Honor is honour.

Things I love...My favorite things. Well, not being a person who can think of things I like, I'll tell of the things I loathe. Reality television. It's crap. I hate Madonna. WTF was so great about her? I hate musicals. Who on earth really goes around singing everything they say? I hate, and I mean HATE parrots and exotic birds. And geese too. More on that lata tho. (Long stories there) And I'm also not that big a fan of Molly Ringwald. Why do you ask? Because VH1 goes ON and ON about her and how great she was/is. Just pisses me off. Plus, that guy that goes, "I'da given my left nut to be with Molly Ringwald," doesn't help the cause of MW much either. And I also really cannot stand wearing dresses. Ugh. Spring Formal was like the worst night of my life. Stupid dress. Earned the perky nickname of Cinderella. Who wants that? I rather be...Stripperella. Juust kidding. Shockingly, Pam Anderson doesn't bother me that much. And, I really really hate heavy metal. It's soooo horrid!!

Ok, so now that you know what I hate...everything that wasn't on that list, I like pretty much.

Well...I gots to be goin..Ciao, dahhhlings!!!! *MUAH*

~Blonde Chica~*

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Through The Words Of Gossip by Onion Ring reviews
[COMPLETELY REWRITTEN] Sarah was just another writer. Chad was the athletic man every girl desired. When Sarah's car broke down, she found herself at Chad's debt. She was willing to do anything in order to repay him, as long as no one found out
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Complete
Colour Me In by MartyMcFlyHasMyShoes reviews
AUTHOR NOTE UPDATE August is 17, single, and sick of the hellhole she calls home. Her best friends think she's crazy, and now August is torn between Mr. Normal (off-limits) and Mr. Right (erm, also off-limits)... Please R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,661 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 9/14/2002
My Dirty Joke Book by Tjay Motou reviews
!chapter 12 up! These are just some really funny Dirty jokes me and some friends put together, If you have any jokes, dirty stories or anything else, send them to me and I'll posted it! NOTE: these jokes may offend some readers... read at your own risk!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 12/19/2002
Rival Hearts by Cali-Girl87 reviews
Conner Ackart and Rachel Summers were once the best of friends but when Jealousy and High school come into the equation their friendship is torn apart. Now they are rivals in everything and apparently can't stand the other. What will happen? (summary sux)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,010 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004
I Only Dance With You by HereComesTheSun reviews
Laura was a shy girl ever since her mom died, but one night with him changed her life. But even after falling in love, things were far from perfect. This is the story of her going off to college, her best friends, and of course, her true love. Or is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 66,499 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 10/21/2002
The Object of Her Affection by Ablaze reviews
She's the shy, outcasted girl at school. He's the popular guy that everyone loves. One's in love with the other and the other has no idea who that one even is. what happens when they both find out about each other? The summary sucks. Who cares? Just read!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 4/7/2003
The Obvious by froggiegrl16 reviews
A girl who has always been "one of the guys" desperately wants to be more. When a new kid comes to school, jealousy arises from the boy who has always been her best friend. Please r&r!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,246 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 5/15/2003
The Baked Potato Chronicles by Dots And Lines reviews
A kleptomanaic, ditz, violent insomniac, and paranoid nutcase must stop an obessuve compulsive serial killer with a... strange obsession. WARNING: May contain scenes involving a walrus. Shield your eyes. UPDATE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,500 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
All I Wanted by annchick1273 reviews
REWRITTEN: So, I dedicate this last song to you my fallen star. And maybe this time around, this last song will make you finally see, all I wanted was you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
My Sleep Pattern Changed by DontLetItGoToYourHead reviews
Emma was a normal 13 year old California girl-then she moved to the middle of nowhere. When she returns home 5 years later with her best friend Brian, what is in store for her? R and R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003
Yellow Volvo by I Heart Emo Boys reviews
Sophia wasn't looking for a boyfriend, in fact she wasn't interested in one, that is until she met Tucker. Too bad he's her brother's friend and her bestfriend Marie is in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,646 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 9/27/2003
The Chartreuse Reticulated Chipmunk by Simon Psyc reviews
A tale of love, loss, and muffins. Mostly the last one. This is a spoof of one of those detective movies from the forties and fifties. No more to come. It's done. R&R OR ELSE.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003
What I Don't Have by Fashiondiva reviews
Derek's in love-but he doesn't know it. Kevin's got feelings for the same girl, but his intentions aren't so pure. Lucy's just looking for friendship, not romance...until it finds her. Oh, did I mention Derek and Kevin are twins? *wink* Oh yeah...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,076 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
Brahm's Lullaby by Beau Coeur reviews
Jamie's tangled herself in many hearts, but now she finds she has to make a desicion. She gets payback for doing the deed w/Ethan..but wut about Spenc?Some1 else is about 2 crawl into her life & change it in ways she didn't know possible CURRENTLY ON HOLD
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,780 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
Hate To Love You! by PunkRockPromGirl reviews
Tammy and Kurt doesn't get a long well, you can say that they hate each other's guts. Its bad enough that they argue and fight with each other at school, but whats worse is that they live right next door to each other. Plase r/r! Thanks!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 11/21/2002
Phoenix Rising by Sneezy Mouse reviews
* Author's Note * Phoenix Parker was sent to Scotland for reasons beyond her control (her parents were pissed) and now has to deal with her parents' overbearing friends and their annoying son Sean... I suck at summaries in a lot of ways, huh? R/R please!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,486 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 11/27/2002
The Cooper Life reviews
The Story of A family...loosely based on my own...PG-13 because of 'inappropriate' content
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/22/2002