Guinhide bio
Author has written 37 stories for General, General, Life, Supernatural, Essay, Humor, Humor, Fantasy, and Horror. ROCK'n'ROLL!!Sing with me people! So, you've decided to read my bio. Good luck reader, who knows what you may find in this obscure rambling. Here goes- Umm... Hi! I'm me. It's hard to tell with some people. I live in a little town in the middle of nowhere in a County (for all foreigners, its like a state but loads smaller) which is v. inbreed at the bottem of England. We are the English Hillbillies. 24 hours in complete isolation and we'd be playing banjos. Tony Blair hates us. Sigh... Here's my favourite quote- I have had a most rare vision. i have had a dream, past the wit of man to say what dream it was. Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream. Methought I was - there is no man can tell what. Methought I was, and methought I had - but man is but a patched fool, if he will offer to say what methought I had. The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to concieve, nor his heart to report what my dream was. I've got quite a few projects on the go, all Well i've completley veered off course but hey! who's reading? Laura, if your reading this, Hi! Oh Yeah, read my fav stories and writers, they're all good. |
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Deoman by Eddie Wright reviews
A werewolf who loves to annoy everyone, a Sorcerer to whom you are nothing more than his Dragon's next meal, a young, skilled, yet slightly irritating theif, and a bloody miserable half dragon sod. If these are the heroes, what are the villains like...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,778 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
Hell's Blade Book One: Blade Quest by Werewolf Nighteyes reviews
A God intends to take control of the planet Ternalia. In the absence of Gaia, only a werewolf and his friends are capable of stopping him. Book One Finished
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 107,804 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 4/5/2003
The North Of England:The Best Country in The World by chocoholic reviews
A completely pointless response to all the completely pointless America is the Best essays.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2003
Chronicles of Cliffe Ithlas by Werewolf Nighteyes reviews
How's life like for a werewolf who's just trying to fit in with the other werewolves at his village? What's it like growing up as a werewolf? Find out here.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003
Eyes of Two by Dreams04 reviews
Within me there are two souls staring out.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2003
Single Man by No 0ne reviews
A lament on war.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2002
Dreamers by Alexis reviews
To all dreamers. Especially those who are told to come back to planet earth
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2002
Spirits by Dreams04 reviews
They walk with us, guide us.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2002
Run by Dreams04 reviews
Because I want to kill you...I want to hunt you down like an animal...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2002
Ideas from 3AM by Betwixt
Okay, I know it's not really a poem it's just something atrange that happened to me at 3o'clock in the morning
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2002
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The Physical Effects reviews
Alot of bad things have been happening lately to me, so I've written something about deppresion. don't worry, no wrist-slittling! I'm not THAT far over the edge yet. Anyway, just about how I feel at the moment. hope you like it. Please R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2005
Hydro Empathic reviews
Decidly strange. The thoughts of a man who believes he can listen to the water's feeling. The rain is angry, smashing at the windows, not trickling no more. Doesn't like our Margarat. Oh no. She doesn't believe me. Odd, but it's very good! Please R&R!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/18/2004
Propaganda during the War reviews
An essay on how the British Goverment tried to kepp the effects of the bLitz from the British people during the war. It's really rather relavent, as when I was writing this I realised how similar all this stuff was today! Anyway, I'm sure you'll find it i
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004
Following the Sun reviews
A story about a Dark Lord who doesn't want to be Dark anymore and has some serious words with the Narrator. A bit sad, and is a one off. Read and enjoy! Go ooonnnn. this was written for a comp, so any feedback is much appreciated.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2004
Running reviews
This is one of those poems that just appear after you've been a 'typing trance' for half an hour. Many ideas can be read into it, and it's written from the POV of someone who wants to quit the race. Please R&R! I hope you like it. Go on! Click the title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2004
The Well reviews
A short nonsense poem that just came to me. Completley different form most of my stuff and I need some reassurance! This makes no sense but I promise it's fab.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/5/2004
Effects of the Blitz reviews
As the title says, this is an essay on the effects the Blitz had on everyday life in Britain! For all you history fans out there. Please R&R.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2004
A True Story reviews
A true story that I heard a little while back. Could be taken as a summary of the relationship and differences between America and Russia. Very Funny. Please R&R!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2003
Reasons for the Blitz reviews
Why were the major cities of Britian bombed by the Germans in 1940-41? My History coursework, any advice appreciated! Please R&R!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/5/2003
Language reviews
Just a short musing on Language, will probally updtae soon as I keep geting annoying rambling thoughts on the subject. Anyway, R&R!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/7/2003
A Dream reviews
I don't knoe whether this should be spiratual, fantasy or supernatural. Just a very entertaining and angsty dream I had involving zombies and victorian scientists. suprisingly realistic. I've added another chapter because I wrote down another dream. R&R!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
No magic reviews
I was feeling depressed after reading this great fantasy book. There's no big hand looking after us. Life is boring. Sigh...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/5/2003
As the dream quilt suffocates you reviews
Undouptly the BEST POEM i'VE EVER WRITTEN! shameless self-promation. About life,science, humanity, philosphy,childhood, 42, civilization, just about everything!! It's a bit hard to understand you have to really think about some of the allusions but tons o
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/4/2003
I am reviews
Corny title I know, but I was just gonna call it poem otherwise! Weird and short. R&R! Or else. I'm sitting right behind you.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/2/2003
We laughed at the time reviews
Once again I have tryyed my hand at some conceptual stuff. YOU NEVER KNOW, I COULD SELL THIS TO TATE MODERN FOR ££££! Read it now before it goes!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2003
Howl to your God reviews
Oh am I gonna get flamed. Sort of,vaguely, slightly about Religion and Christianity. I actually think it's more about being alone in the universe. But Read!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/7/2003
I tried to write a love poem reviews
NOT a failed attempt at a love poem, more of an explaination. PLEASE PLEASE R&R!!! -Guin gets on knees and starts begging-
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/2/2003
Wonderful Things reviews
You are feeling sleepy. So so sleepy. Your eyes are like lead. You are completey under my spell. When I finish this sentence, you WILL read this list of wonderful things that I wrote for your own good! Read!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/27/2003
Let them Carry You reviews
I'm terrible at summaries. How coan you summarise a poem without giving the whole thing away. This came to me after I heard the phrase 'golden halls' somewhere. I like it, read it please.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/18/2003
The Dark of not Knowing reviews
I thought this up when I felt rejected. I don't feel so bad now and I don't why it came up really big. Please read it anyway! Summary's are so hard.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/17/2003
The rythm of the Soul reviews
A little poem I wrote when I had a great peice of music in my head, and I saw someone else nodding in time with it. Please R&R.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/14/2003
Do you dream maskboy? reviews
Ever looked at a friend's face and wondered if you really know them?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2003
I wear a Mask reviews
For all the people who wear a mask.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2003
Hear the little voices whisper reviews
A poem about the mind. Please R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2003
Opposite reviews
Meant to be a conceptual art thingymabob. Looked better as word document. But read it! And tell me your answer to the question.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002
The Runaway reviews
A short fic on, guess what! A runaway. Wrote this a while ago, you might like it so please read and enjoy. R&R's are greeted with shouts of joy and little dances round the house.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2002
The Narrator reviews
After I wrote this I had no idea where to put this so I put it here. A very short fic about someone who meets there maker (litarally) Please read it! It's good, honestly!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2002
You do not know my name reviews
A poem on how annoying it is to be average..Ever sat there when everyone is getting awards except you? This came into my head when that was happening, I don't feel like this most of the time. I spelt 'wonder' wrong. It's 'wander'
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/23/2002
We go to fight reviews
War is evil. A bit depressing, but still only a G because we shouldn't hide the evil of war from the little ones.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2002
When inspiration isn't there reviews
Umm... Well, this is a poem about... inspiration, and it's appaling lack (most of the time). Read and enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2002
The Quay reviews
A poem written by my little sister, please read it! She'll cry if you don't. (Ha Ha, emotional blackmail always works) only joking she probally won't. Read it anyway!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/11/2002
The Best Poems are Written at Night reviews
An observation. Read it anyway, you might agree with it. Please R&R!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2002
What happens when I try to write a poem reviews
As the title says. Sigh. You might like it though. Basically it's just a bunch of short poems that completly fail to be the long beutiful sagas that they're meant to be.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2002
Dreams reviews
I can't explain. just read it, and yes these are all real dreams.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002
If reviews
A strange little poem that just flowed from my fingertips.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002
Plea to my Examiner reviews
Yes, I am actually giving in this poem as part of my coursework. The title says it al really.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2002
Gutter child reviews
Short poem I'm entering for my coursework. Please review before I hand it in!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/15/2002