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Joined 08-24-02, id: 257651
Author has written 25 stories for General, Humor, Politics, Religion, General, Life, and Essay.
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Living While You Die
One of the most numbing experiences is watching a loved one die...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 8/7/2006
Inhaling
Why is disecting literature oh, so painful?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 1/24/2006
Psycho
A poem about the effects of over-analyzing life. "Leave your armchair existentialist with nothing"
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Published: 8/20/2005
Sympathy reviews
The bottom falls from beneath my feet...The 12th poem in the "Natural Progression" series.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005
Juxtaposed reviews
Would you die if you couldn't shoot me?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005
Time
Been shot in the head with a little time...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Published: 6/9/2005
Body Bags reviews
Love lost in a zygote
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005
Too Late to Close My Eyes
Don't mind the barrel of this gun, do you?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Published: 3/29/2005
Seatbelt Burn
Abstract. Blastoff. That is all.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Published: 3/28/2005
Everything is Lovely
Interesting, slightly abstract take on the perils of coming into one's own.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 3/13/2005
Mr Pepe reviews
A brief moment courtesy of the period between sleep and wake.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005
Beat the Horse 'Till He's Dead reviews
More doctrine from the Book of Random.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005
Jesus and a License Plate
Yet another of those difficult to explain poems. Let's just say face meets windshield
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Published: 1/22/2005
No MSG reviews
Well, this one is a bit difficult to explain in a summary- it would destroy the whole point of reading the poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005
Turnin' in the Urn
A short- and I do mean short- essay on life's built-in "cruise control." Nothing polished, just sprouted from some thoughts.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 1/16/2005
All Substance, No Style reviews
Another experiment that attempts to break free from the confines of "teen-angst" style.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005
It's Like This
Isn't it ironic that life is nothing more than a rat race, but we try to catch the rats?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Published: 12/30/2004
Schhk reviews
Life is sort of like a hula hoop, isn't it?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2004
The Lonely Abyss Between a Rock and a Hard Place reviews
A group of poems that are basically experiments. Interesting read, I promise :)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2004
Happiness reviews
Happiness is a warm gun, as the Beatles would say...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/9/2004
Aetheist Talk reviews
Just some thoughts about life, or lack of, rather. No, I am not an aetheist, I was just very confused at this time. Please read and review :-)
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2003
Peachy reviews
This is a poem about racial relations in America. Everyone seems to get along fine, but are things really as they appear? Read and think about it. Oh, and just in case you don't catch sarcasm, I was angry when I wrote this. Love reviews :-). More on this
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2003
Super Mario Bros Trilogy
A trilogy about our favorite pixelated super heros! More coming soon! Please review
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Published: 9/27/2002
On Life reviews
A teenager discovers life isn't always what it seems. More chapters coming soon! Please review!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/13/2002
Dogz reviews
About a person who turns into a dog...very strange but humorous
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2002
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