"Fortes fortuna juvat" -Fortune favors the brave.

"Stercus accidit" -shit happens.

"Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare."
-I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

"Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione."
-I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

"Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!"
-May barbarians invade your personal space!

"Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!"
-May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

"Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?"
-Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

"Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem."
-In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

"Re vera, potas bene."
-Say, you sure are drinking a lot

"Tua toga suspina est." Your toga is backwards.

Some say it is too country, some say it's too rock an roll, but it's just good music if you can feel it in your soul - Tim McGraw

Greater dooms win greater destinies

Arise and seize the day