ludicrouscow
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Joined 08-30-02, id: 260854
Author has written 9 stories for Family, General, Life, and School.

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Penny Candy by Jaydee Faire reviews
In a down and dirty city where a good time is just a few dollars away, a dancer who's looking for life and a whore who's already given it up come to an arrangement with only one rule: No Love Allowed. Rated M for homosexual intercourse, graphic scenes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 124,156 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/15/2007
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
Spontaneity by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they’ll live Happily Ever After.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,117 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2003
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
The Purpose of Calculus by B Eskew reviews
You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
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Status reviews
Typical high school life and it's society.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005
Glad they moved on reviews
...bullies?...
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/16/2005
Grow Up reviews
Just based on my thoughts.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/15/2005
No deal reviews
Just a short poem. Life seems to pass straight by when you're running out of it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2005
Mirror reviews
When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2005
Listen reviews
Just listen. That's all we can ever do.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/23/2005
This is a game reviews
This goes out to my father.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005
Sometimes I felt reviews
This goes out for my mom.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/28/2004
Diabolical reviews
Ever felt like ripping your family apart? Or a certain family member? Just based on my thoughts. First poem!
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2004