The Freaky Butt Matehide bio
Author has written 30 stories for General, Action, General, Play, Young Adult, Song, Supernatural, Love, Fantasy, Spiritual, and Sci-Fi. My name is Miguela. I like to write. This statement, however, does not neccessarily mean I am any good at writing. I try, though. I really do. I have once been described as a 'lazy genius', but now I am only 'lazy'. I am bisexual, possibly bipolar, and have a strange obssessions with Japan, karate, pain, music, and cute gay men (sometimes all at once). I do not like homophobia, or bad music. I've somehow managed to survive two years of university. However, since I am such a crazy person, I have deiceded that I need to cram my schedule up as much as possible. Therefore, I am working two jobs, studying full time, and am in love with a wonderful person. I am such a glutton for punishment that I have also started Muay Thai. Oddness is encouraged. Thankyou. Enjoy. ...w00t w00t, schiznet, foo. FanFiction: The Freaky Butt Mate DeviantART: FreakishAngelGal LiveJournal: FreakishAngel |
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Almost An Angel by ShadowGal reviews
Davis has always had a nice life. Not so for Michael. When the two meet, both their lives change and things get interesting. Better than this description makes it sound. Slash, gay boys, m/m... whatever, are contained within.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,383 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 1/6/2002
Give It To Me Straight by dainko reviews
A golddigging dominatrix, poseur goth, dragqeen, girl pimp, nazi jesusfreak and a drugged out narcoleptic. Yeah its that kind of love story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004
The Art of Death by SadisticZephyr reviews
A essay of death. A justification of murder, perhaps? You decide...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2006
Japan Changed This Man by Mak Hertz reviews
Dead Story. Left on the site so I can act as a beta reader.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003
MisfitsAmongUs17 by HeavyMetalMaiden reviews
She met him online desperate for a friend. He claimed he loved her.Finished
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Transformed by Ashura Hedgehog reviews
In a Earth where a race of humans called Transformed roam, can a group of six, including a human-turned-Transformed, a snobby cat girl and a gun toting nutball, save the planet? I think we're screwed. Up to Chapter 4 UP!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004
Dear Diary The confessions of a bisexual teenager by Bi Boy of 14 reviews
This is me trying to explain my life in a series of short rants, mini-essays, pleas for advice, and events of the day if they are interesting enough to post (sorry about the delay in my postings)
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2003 - Published: 9/29/2003
What they Didn't Teach you at Sunday School by robinyj reviews
Written for my school's Drama club and to be performed later this year. Ever wonder who really is God's gift to women? Well, meet Danny.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2003
The Colour of Blood by goddess of camelot reviews
Why must our world be separate when we all bleed the same colour?
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2003
Fragility by Edana reviews
'Fragility, a girl of glass / Whose body, silver spun, once danced.' This is an emotional poem for me, about a difficult time in my life described as a dance.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 12/12/2001
The Little Girl In My Head by overallwill reviews
ahh.. something about suicide but with a twist... well okay, just as what the title says.. just read it! :P
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2002
Wicked Girl by overallwill reviews
okay no offence to all girls on this one... its a bit long so dont NOT go rush thru it... this poem is kinad funny, and probably has a message at the end... well JUST read it and leave me alone :P
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2000
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The MacGlauchlan Institute for Boys and Girls reviews
A series of mostly unrelated short stories set in a prestigious boarding school where nothing is as it seems.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/19/2007
Red Umbrella
She chooses to fight to save her world. He chooses to stay and learn the truth. It's the little choices that make the largest difference.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
The Fisherman
The Fisherman hears her voice, and is spellbound by her. Spellbound by the naked singing girl on the rocks. But she's more than beautiful. She's dangerous.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Five Dollar Bag reviews
He's the lead guitarist in an up-and-coming band. She's a uni student, studying media. The common factor: Both their love lives are screwed . Maybe, together, they can help each other find the ones they need. (SLASH M/M & F/F)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,725 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 7/27/2004
Mental Cabaret reviews
Lucca can't remember anything of his past. All he knows is the Voice telling him his name is 94BETA... and her. Why does he feel like he must protect her... no matter what?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006
cigarette smoke reviews
and in her darkest hours she cries alone behind her veils of smoke her only companions the empty words and broken promises the only gifts she's been given over the years 'Written' by Five Dollar Bag
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Fuck Love Crushed
give me a reason, just one one good reason for me to show you how much i... no 'Written' by Darren Maddox of Five Dollar Bag
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
the butterfly and the kelp should not associate
this is a song for those who dreamed this is a song to all the artists who’ve been told they’d fail and this is a song for all those who don’t give a damn! 'written' by Steve Johnson of FDB
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Sidewalks reviews
There she was, that tiny teenaged scrap of a girl, standing up to take a stand against the world. She took her dog, Romeo. She took her best friend me.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
My Knees Are Scratched! reviews
there's a certain divinity that shapes our ends hey! screw that! hey! i'm shaping my own! 'Written' by Steve Johnson of Five Dollar Bag
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Schrodinger's Cat reviews
A Japanese soldier dying in the battlefields near Nanking. An unknown entity creates a new world on the walls of its prison. A young girl who will do anything to prove what she believes is real. When does the imagined become reality?
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
sarah reviews
// keep dancing, baby girl // you'll feel again someday // 'Written' by Steve Johnson of Five Dollar Bag
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2006
Early Sunsets reviews
// I was yours and you were mine - no one could take that away from us. -No- one. No matter what. Together forever. // Rated for sex, swearing and disturbing themes.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2006
Musings of a Lonely Heart
Musings of a lonely heart. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Published: 7/11/2006
chinese takeaway and a bottle of medication
// the smile says your happy // the bottle of pills in your bag says you're not // pop a pill, one, two // the happy pills that make you smile again // but its all fake // 'By' Steve Johnson of Five Dollar Bag
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Published: 6/22/2006
No Name reviews
When a person dies in a movie, they usually come back to life again. Life isn't a movie, though. If you die, you're dead for good. I died. I'm not going back. But I have to - if I don't remember my name, I'm lost forever...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005
It's Only A Fairytale reviews
Emberlynn - that was her name. The pretty precious gem. The little princess. The tragic one. To be free - would be to die.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/10/2006
someone shot the hopeful one reviews
// "here i am" she cried // and built a balloon // to fly up, up and away // but someone shot it down // just as her fingers brushed the moon // and now away she falls // down, down, down // she's falling down // someone shot the hopeful one //
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006
Say Hi and Fail reviews
// what ya gonna do? // just smile // say hi // and fail? // i won't let you // - 'By' Steve Johnson of Five Dollar Bag
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006
a blind man in a dark room
// and the world rolled over // to start again // Written by myself for one of my HSC courses
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Published: 2/22/2006
moichido reviews
// mo ichi do // one more time now baby // mo ichi do // once more is all i ask // 'Written' by Darren Maddox of Five Dollar Bag
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/16/2006
The Adrogyny of a Kiss reviews
Who is it? Who is he kissing? Is it a girl? Is it a boy? But wait - Is he a boy?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2005
loveLUST reviews
// I'm lusting after you // And yet // I love you // 'Written' by Darren Maddox of Five Dollar Bag [Rated for sexual references and implied slash]
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - Japanese - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
Butterflies reviews
And so he turned around // And laughed the sun down from the sky // 'Written' by Jay Linden of Five Dollar Bag]
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2005
Reflection You reviews
Tears fall // Look down feel the crimson // Smell the tang // Mirror stained blood red // It still reflects. 'Written' by Jay Linden of Five Dollar Bag]
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004
The Truth About Will reviews
Will is confused. Living with three gay men, seeing a therpist for 3 years for reasons he can't remember - just what is up with him? (Er... craziness from four 15 year old girls' twisted minds... beware)
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/26/2004
Breaking Point reviews
A monologue about a rock star's breakdown/descent into madness/bulimia/something like that. Rated for some swearing. .
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2004
Never Give Up reviews
Rated for a bit of blood/violence. Inspired by 'Broken Jayce', a picture by Anath Panagariya/creator of AppleGeeks. Mwuaha.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2004
Blood Price reviews
An outcast demon. An unloved neko. An amnesiac girl. With the help of an assassin-mercenary they must discover their destiny and stop a great evil from coming into power and destroying the world that they have known but never been apart of. Please R&R
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003
Masks reviews
A sample from a story I'm planning on writing... Angel is new to the Retreat, and is taken on a 'field trip', where she finds that Matt isn't all as happy as he seems. ('Bout an asylum)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002