Absolut Emai
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Joined 09-05-02, id: 263472
Author has written 9 stories for General, Song, General, Fantasy, and Haiku.
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I am Emily. Go ahead, hunt me down and kill me. As if life isn't short enough. 9_9

My life pretty much revolves around school, needless to say. Here are some of my achievements and boasts, academic and otherwise:

I know 54+ Latin noun endings.
I tend to speak in garbled English and sorta-French. (i.e. Je him entends, alors je vais lui fetch-ay.)
I have Al Bhed written all over the inside cover of my lab book.
I also have a little picture I drew of a shootout on a choo-choo train on the inside cover of my lab book.
And a cactuar.
I think Kevin also drew a "Roman" (feh) somewhere on the page.
I can play the pennywhistle.
I can scare small children with said pennywhistle.
I can spell better than you, I bet.
I think I left my Latin book at school. OH MY GOD! I'M SCREWED!
I can take fairly decent photos (um, photo) of myself, muahaha. If you want it I can send it to you, but only if I like you. If I wont send it to you that means I don't like you. Comprenez-vous?
I love to love.
I can write music by ear. ThInG yOu DiDn'T kNoW: I once sat in my room and wrote down Shadow's Theme in my notebook. Andrew saw it and said it looked like something from Zelda: A Link to the Past. Wtb.
I can pick out tunes on the piano with okay accuracy (you know, not bad but nothing to brag about, and for now we'll overlook the fact that that is precisely what I am doing right now, okay?)
I can do the hokey-pokey.
Kindergarteners love me, what can I say?
I can play "Gilgamesh" (you know, FF5) on the clarinet, which by the way sounds pretty weird but cool.
I'm a kung-fu hippie from gangsta city.
Cyan's theme rocks.
I proved the "Magic" theorem.
I'm perfect at everything. Except fic-writing.
I have two guys that would kill for my heart. Go me.
Okay, I'm kind of dead fic-wise for now... I might repost some of my glorious stories if I get up the energy... but for now I'll just stick with my loyal FF6 French translation ROM thing. It's fun! I lurv it! ^_^ All my good fics were taken down, so like I said I might repost them but don't get all excited ya know?

Feel free to IM me or talk on MSN Messenger, I am of course a witty conversationalist *twitch* so you'll never *cringe* get bored *wince* of me.

SHOUTOUT! Go read and review Mobius Shadow's stuff. He's the one who got me onto in the first place :p

Joke of the year (since I'll never update, heh heh):

What's red and flies?
A shooting tomato!

Rhyme of the year (again, . . .):

Speak harshly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes;
He only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases.

well, I have another (btw, this and the prev. one are both courtesy of meh Latin teacher):

When Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised;
But when Ol' McDonald had a farm, he couldn't believe his eyes.

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Oui Are Crazy reviews
Take a poetic perspective of America's favorite eighth grade class. No spittin', no cussin', have a nice day.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2002
The Best Part of Waking Up reviews
You know that Folger's Coffee song? Well... THIS is the one they DIDN'T want you to see... Or did they? Wow I'm confused. It's short and amusing and will bring a tear to your eye. ;___;
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10/20/2002
Life is Bleak reviews
Depressing for the faint of heart, comical to the others. It's a song, genius. If you review I will be cheery! And has anybody seen my nail clipper? I can't chew them with these braces! (Ewwww...)
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/17/2002
The Adventures of Bonzo reviews
That's Bohn-SOH. It's Spanish. ^_~ Poor Bonzo is a heroic yet tragic figure with an archaic dialect and, well, a somewhat wanting intellect. Reviews desired, flames expected, but Chinchilla luv to luv! So have some mercy. Please.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/7/2002
Me, me, all about me, you know you love it reviews
Well.... read the title.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/26/2002
Laps reviews
Wayne is just another fourth grader in the world, but all is not well. A new P.E. teacher quickly crumbles his and his friends lives to pieces. Can Wayne put a halt to his sadistic methods? I don't know! R&R!!!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 9/13/2002
There's a Ghost in the Bathroom at Crossroads reviews
... Well, there is!!! Crossroads Academy is the school that I go to, and given that you don't know who I am, that doesn't mean you can hunt me down and kill me. So there. This story is on a more somber note than my other poetries, but I like it all the sa
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2002
Squeaky Hat Rap reviews
Party all day! Gotta party all night! Squeaky hat, baby alright! ... Erh, don't mind me. Just read it. And try singing it. It's very cool. ^^
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2002
Goodnight Desk reviews
Yeah it's Sunday evening and I'm saying goodnight to everything. Sound familiar? Is this legal? Well technically it's my own work. So ha. And by the way... it's only 66 words.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/8/2002