A Series of Comedy Sketches from the Giant Radioactive Monkey Team

The past is FULL of history, and so help us, we're going to screw it up!

A young mercenary is sent on a rescue mission but finds his life drastically changed against his will as he develops a relationship with his charge. FINISHED! FINALLLY!

The slightly screwy fairy-tale of why one should never try and rescue a princess, unless one is absolutely sure that it's a princess.

FINISHED rated for F/F slash, and drug use. One woman, Loren, with two loves, a woman named Anje, and Anje's brother, Algenon. Shows what two people can put themselves through for love. Read and review, please.

Richard, the prince of Sarance, and Ann, a very unique young woman, must embrace their destinies and fight against an evil prophesized of long ago. 12-17 There's a new chapter up & another one should be up within a week. R&R PLZ

COMPLETE! Chapter 20 : Epilogue : Regrets, is now posted. A woman is saved from death only to find out her savior is much worse. The story of dragons, elves, beasts, and humans in a war full of ulterior motives... What's going to happen next?

Finished! Jeremy Bowman has seen the "other" world, and the darkness that inhabits it. When people he knows start turning up dead, killed in that other world, he must find a way to stop it.

Mafia hitmen, a rouge assassin, drug trafficing and sushi. Michael Arkin is about to get his fill of life in Europa's capital city, that is, if he can survive the first day.

A joint effort between me and Simon Psyc. He does one chap and I do the next. This way neither of us has to make contact with another human. Over two years old and still being updated! Rated PG-13 for violence and mild language.

The Angels are dying, killed by an unknown enemy. Tensions between the Upperworld and Underworld are escalating and a war brews on the horizon. A lover's wrath is a powerful thing, as the Angels will soon find. [F/M and M/M] R&R! Ch.8!

All Shiroi was asked to do was be a bodyguard...what he gets will change his life forever. Chapter 44, a short conslusion, added. COMPLETE!

For the jocks and the in crowd, High School was the best years of their lives. For the rest of us, it was something more like this. I discontinued this story quite awhile ago, but I uploaded one final chapter for all you weirdos.

Daisuke thought that having an evil narrator behind his back was bad enough. But now he has to save the world, win the girl, find the flask, buy the milk, you get the point. Romance, magic, weapons, monsters and stupid humor, what more could you want?

The quest for the elusive Red Butterfly leads to the crushing past, the perilous present, and a fight for the future.

(slash, shounen ai) Syrian wakes up with a strange mark on his face and is haunted by the name of black phoenix. But with people after him & his father haunting him, there's only one person he can cling to: an ex-assassin who tried to kill him (COMPLETED)

The smartest man alive, a snappy T.V. personality and a man refered to only as the Promiscuous Dutchman must save the galaxy. Politicians, bounty hunters and the omniscient devotees of Bruce Springsteen. God help us all.

FINISHED!! Calida thought that she was normal but thats not true. People are following her, chasing her and trust is no longer a luxury. Calida has only one hope of survival, will she take it and learn the truth? Calida has to otherwise she will die.

A necromancer named Laola leaves her Kingdom to embark upon an epic journey around Etherael to unlock the thruth and discover the new magic...

*Chapters 7'n 8 up! -- Story Complete!* If you find these stories funny, then you're probably going to hell... Enjoy! (R/R please)

The most hilarious story ^^ you must at least give it a try

A legendary angel has been captured by the Kingdom of Lieerdan and subjected to many years of unrelenting torture as the sadistic king tries to gain his power. Elves, Vampires and many other creatures become involved in the fray, but what will happen when