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Joined 09-09-02, id: 265487
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I'm simdork the author. I'm the brother of Rainne, known for her amazing rewrite of Beauty and the Beast called "True Beauty" and other great stories. If anybody has any ideas for a fan fic they think I should write, knock yourselves out (It's an expression.) and review with the idea. I'll like some suggestions. I have a friend gone writer. His pen name's Bob and he wrote (With me in it) "The Zim Next Door". Read it and review it! Thanks!

1)Turkey slapper, ham slapper! Turkey slapper, ham slapper! Turkey slapper, ham slapper! WE LIKE MEAT!

2)I looked like a really dorky dear in headlights...

3)If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

4)Ride the wild paramecium.

5)Slap a dead person.

6)Oh gawd! Loud!

7)You were suppose to stun a pigeon with your breifcase on your way to the hotel, then cook it on the travel iron.

8)If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in colledge.

9)I'm finished being everybodies butt-monkey!

10)Feta, because it's the cheese that tastes betta.

11)A book. A plane! IT'S ALPHA CENTARY!!!

12)Bring me Baby Larry!

13)This is how I like to fish, Mike: a flashlight and a flamethrower.

14)Y'know what'd be fun? Watching the "Cirque du Soleil" performers getting plastered.

15)This is obviously the vomit of the white man.

16)When I meen rare, I meen let it stare at the oven in TERROR, then bring it out to me.

17)Escargo, escargoing, ESCARGONE!

18)I have not yet begun to fight!!!

19)I've heard sweeter notes from my assophone.

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Silly Story by Self-drawn Tattoo reviews
money back guarentee if you don't laugh Enjoy! YAY WE FINALLY HIT 100 REVIEWS THANKS TO ALL OF YOU! congrats KENNETH SCOTT you were review #100!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 10/28/2002
Theology by Dark Angel19 reviews
this is something that my friend wrote during a boring theology class last year...Warning: don't read if you're overly religious
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002
AOL & Squirrels by Schizophrenic-Rebel reviews
Two girls battle the forces of AOL and squirrels??? I stink at summeries...just read if ya want....but if you do read pls review too! ^_^
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
ThE ScIEncE COnvErsAtIOn by The EyE reviews
Just a bunch of crap i wrote in Science for my little thing called The Conversation. It is VERY random. Please R/R and i will be very happy with you ^.^
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2002
Physics by Dark Angel19 reviews
This is basically the same as my Theology "story", only this is for Physics :)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2002
Inspirations: The Life of The EyE by The EyE reviews
[2]This is for anyone who wants to hear more about me, or for anyone who wants to know what goes on in my mind. Did i mention it's for anyone who wants to read a bunch of dumb thoughts? Please just read it, even though it might suck, ok? *Rated 4 language
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 9/24/2002
Sit-Down Comedy by Like a Feather reviews
Funny things, written out, for you to sit down and read. Have fun.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/14/2001
Random Standup reviews
Mostly, this is true stuff that happened to me. Sometimes a funny thought. Sometimes a story from one of my teachrers. But all funny in SOMEBODIES eyes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002