Clever Pun
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Joined 09-10-02, id: 265850
Author has written 8 stories for Life, Song, General, Family, and Fable.

Once upon a time, in a strange Kingdom without a King, there lived an unremarkable little girl who loved to write. She wrote poetry, short stories, and even long ones every now and then, though she very rarely finnished them. This little girl also loved to read. She loved reading the works of the famous scribes of the land, like George Orwell, Terry Practchett and J.K. Rowling, but also loved to read the stories of people more like herself, amantuer writers, who posted thier works for the world to see. One day, this little girl decided that she should join Fiction Press, and so she did. Then, she decided that her profile should be written in the third person past tense in traditional story mode.
Whether or not she lived happily ever after is yet to be decided.

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A Quest Gone Rong by End-of-forever reviews
Sir Rong, a cowardly knight in rusted armour and bent spectacles, embarks on a quest with a beautiful princess to rescue her father - and the rest of the knights at court - who have been kidnapped...unfortunately, Sir Rong can't do anything right...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
The Omnipotence Draught by Respect Is Sexy reviews
A hero wannabe, a poetically inclined faerie, a witch in denial, and a con artist set out to rescue the daughter of a famous witch-hunter. (limited space for summary)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 100,025 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
The Heart of Man by A Prosperous End
A hideous, homeless man befriends a rich man. Chaos eventually ensues. An old one-shot I wrote a while back on my old account. Enjoy.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005
Little Red Cape by Whitechapel reviews
A remake of Little Red Riding Hood by the wolf's POV. Some language, violence.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2005
When It All Returns to White by Kira Douji reviews
It's reads like a spell... hn. Got the idea from the title of the last Salyers Try episode, but it's completely original.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2001
Salvation by All Mighty Me reviews
[...]You are free like me, free with me, like the uncontrollable waves of water and the hot, scented wind.[...] Love is like the sea: uncontrollable, fascinating, yet dangerous...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2001
Red by Rapunsel reviews
Thoughts on writing.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2001
I by Siaka reviews
It is a poem about my life, about how I have no life!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2001
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The Fearsome Beast
What is heroism? Based on the traditional story of a young man out to slay a dragon, set in modern times.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Published: 6/4/2006
Daydreams reviews
Best summed up by an excerpt: They fill my head with thoughts of lead/And they still can't keep me down.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006
The Imagination reviews
It's always bothered me how, when you reach a certain age, only certain types of creativity are allowed.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006
Cinderella
A scene re-written into poetry from the Brother's Grimm version of Cinderellla
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 6/3/2006
Orange reviews
A light-hearted ode to the most misunderstood color in poetry.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006
Red, Dead Butterflies
A highly metaphorical piece, mainly focusing on rhyme and rhythm. Best read aloud.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006
In Memory of a Lost Generation
Alternative Title, Dead in the Eyes. An honest, if bleak, opinion of the emotional well-being of my own generation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2006
Three Beat Life reviews
Written to the beat of a waltz, taking place over the course of a lifetime.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2006