Tuatha De Danannhide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Humor, Kids, and Humor. I'm 20 years old, a high school dropout (despite being a total genius) and I live in New Zealand - the best country in the world. I'm far too cynical for my own good and I worship procrastination and insanity. I don't give a damn if people don't like or understand what I write, but if you do, more power to ya. P.S. The motorways of New Zealand are not overrun with sheep - but, alas, the government is. |
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Gateway to Druidia by Jareth Valentine reviews
Envy's Tale. Book 1 of the Sins of Druidia.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 122,325 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2005
Common Misconceptions Regarding Atheism by Johnny Quick reviews
A digression on what atheism is from the perspective of an atheist, and how it is not analogous to Christianity.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
The Government is Watching Us All Reownorized by Kallero reviews
Peer into the mind of a raving lunatic consperecist, just like me!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 5/23/2003
A Coward's Wisdom by Lavender Knight reviews
A story of love, jealousy, and the things we do for both. [Complete] I am doing a rewrite. Believe me, this CAN improve. Now up to Chapter 16 Destiny's Mark.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,979 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 6/11/2003
The Quicksilver Medallion by Naamela reviews
Never assume you know what's going to happen. Never assume someone is your ally or enemy. And never assume you understand yourself. In a world of alchemical magic and warriors of the wind, assumptions are always fatal.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,793 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003
Brother Sun, Sister Moon by Werecat99 reviews
A dark tale of war and magic. By hand and blood of Aurion Whitebone, Head of the Necromancers' Guild. Deals with dark themes such as incest and necromancy. COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 132,330 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003
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An Atypical Day In Purple Nothingness
[Status - Complete] This is a terrible story that has been written by an extremely cynical atheist, and it makes no sense at all. However, I have been told it's quite good, by people as insane as I am. I advise you not to trust them.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Published: 1/12/2004
My Little Peacock Tail reviews
[Status - Complete] ... About a Princess; a Prince; a Dragon; a Pair of Flying Shoes; a Really, Really Hot Young Ragamuffin... And a Fat Ant. PG-13 for sex and drugs. There's not much of that, though - it's a Peacock Tail after all! =P
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/23/2003
The Smiley Face reviews
[Status - Complete] O shock horror! A smiley face almost loses his smile!
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/29/2003
The Grinch reviews
La-di-dah I wrote this when I was 13. I haven't seen the movie by the way...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/6/2003