GinnyGINvampire00 aka Evon
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Joined 09-13-02, id: 266885
Let the show begin (sorry i always say that when i start somthing)

OK,i changed my bio... a little... lol. ok well My nickname is Ginny. In fact like everybody calls me Ginny. I Love to write (thus the storys, you think i'd waste my time if i hated it? NO i wouldn't)and i love to read.
I have been fasting stuff for A religious thing so i can no longer be high on pop (sad eh)
With that said try and decode this.

Eme kil,d rei wera uoys i htda ernac ou yfi.

Lol, e-mail me if you don't get it. Just put in the subject: Read Profile.

I am homeschooled and very christian. uh... but don't let that fool you. my head is very in the gutter. Sadly i can't pull it out. Even when i try. and thus one of my stories probably should be R.

I live in the middle of nowhere. It's so boring. and the fact that i don't own a gun to shoot cows with doesn't make me feel better *hmph*

You should read all of my stories if you haven't.

Ok, now here are some of my faveourite quotes.

"Don't chew with your mouth full!" - my mom

"People try to discust me
this must mean i'm discusting
but its just me
i'm just obsene" - Slim Shady

"Lilac Elephant and Rainbow colored donkeys are kewl cuz ...
I see a lilac elephant!!!!
I have a little rainbow colored donkey thats the size of my thumb and goes to the end of the rainbow to get me a peice of gold at a time" It's from the story pen pall (don't sue Dazma) and i just altered it to fit my little brain!

"can't sleep clowns'll eat me!" - a story that i can't find and if you find it TELL ME PLEASE YOU HAVE TO PPPPPWWWWWEEEEESSSSE!

"Yeah you used to luv to get flushed. Every saterday night you'd be like flush me jay! flush me! and i'd be all naaaa" - Will smith Men In black 2

And the last quote is from my friend. In responce to the teacher anouncing there should be no profanity in yearbooks, my friend shouts: "What the fucks profanity?!"

lol I like that one.

GOD BLESS AMERICA FOR 2 REASONS

1. WE'RE fucking FREE TO SAY WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT TO (my mom better not read this lol)
2. Public school systems suck (and that's why i homeschool)
3.(i know i said 2 but americas a free country... refer to #1) we have the INTERNET
SUICIDE BOMBERS! LALALA OSAMA YOUR MAMA sorry...
5. You can't get killed for critisizing your goverment DAM CLINTON GO PRESIDENT BUSH!!!!
6. I can't get killed for saying somthing like... i have in the last paragraphs and i can have whatever religion i want (THE RIGHT ONE lol)

OK well... you are brave to have read my hummble (*snort*) profile. E-mail (put i saw your profile in the subject)me or im me! IF YOU DARE

I will come to a close :Catchy theme song tune comes on:

Read my storys for more fun.

And my famous (or Infamous) traditional closing phrase:

Thank you and good night

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