Name: Jennifer Anne Yohe

Nicknames: Jen, Jenny, Jenny-Wheels, Dusc, harlot on wheels

Birthday: October 16, 1987

Birthplace: Jacksonville, Florida

Current residence: Wabash, Indiana

Sexual preference: Bisexual

Religion: Pagan/Wiccan/Witch

Height: 5’7”

Hair color: Natural blonde, but at the moment it is dyed black

Eye color: Green

Favorite…

Interests/Hobbies: Writing, reading, sex, chatting online, surfing the Internet, school (shocking, isn’t it?!), friends, family, and religion

Music: Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Nickelback, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Marilyn Manson, Smile Empty Soul…among a TON of others.

Movies: Aquamarine, Memoirs of a Geisha, Flight 93, Saw, Saw 2, Die Hard 1, 2, & 3, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Scream 1, 2, & 3, Vampire Clan, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (this is my all-time favorite ‘cause I am a Spongebob MANIAC!!!), Mean Girls, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, Princess Mononoke, Blood Reign, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

Books: Look for Me by Moonlight, Blood and Chocolate, Reaper, Harry Potter, Midnight Predator, The Martian Chronicles, A Child Called "It"

Quotes:
"Want to know how to keep a stupid person waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow..."
"I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?"
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"Help! I'm on the phone and I can't shut up!"
"When life gives you lemons, cut them open and squirt the juice into people's eyes."
"Homework? Thanks, maybe next time..."
"Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude."
"In life, the one you love is the one you can never have."
"Never judge a person by their relatives."
"The world is made of lifeless drones."
"Never part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people do that, but the great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
"Hi! My name is Jenny, and I have an addiction...to stupidity."
"Emotions are just chemical reactions wrapped in an enigma of lies."
"Happiness is just something we all go through when we're too depressed to be sad."
"School prepares you for the real world, which also sucks."
"Go directly to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200."
"I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to."
"Fingers not ready. Bang head on keyboard to continue."
"It is as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!"
"I've run out of sick days, so I'm calling in dead."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I AIN'T GOING!"
"I'm not a bitch, I'm the bitch...and it's Miss Bitch to you!"
"I didn't do it, but if I could, I would have."
"I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures."
"God must love stupid people, He made SO many!"
"Freedom of religion means ANY religion."
"Don't worry. It only seems kinky the first time."
"Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa."
"DENIAL is not a river in Egypt!"
"A day without sunshine is, like, night!"
"Buckle up...it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car."
"On ne sait pas ce qu'on a jusqu'on doit dire au revoir."
"Yippie-kai-ay, motherfucker!"
"Since we're all being so formal, can I call you big dumbass?"
"The voices! The voices in my head are talking to me again! And this time they're speaking German!"
"Your mother is the state of Indiana...and a camel."
"Peace, love, fuck you!"
"The clams are coming to get me!"
"I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you."
"Your memory is kept within the deepest ocean of my soul."
"I love him, oh yes I do. He's for me and not for you. And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face!"
"Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie!"

And my favorite quote, that I came up with. I stand up while saying this and my pants fall down, causing me to say:

"Now if only I could...(as pants fall down)...crap! My pants!"

Top Ten Songs:

“Far Away” by Nickelback (this song belongs to me and my boyfriend)
“Becoming a Geisha” by John Williams (off the Memoirs of a Geisha soundtrack)
“And One” by Linkin Park
“Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Green Day
“The Hard Way” by Fort Minor
“Animals” by Nickelback
“Whiskey Lullaby” by Brad Paisley
“Self-Inflicted” by Smile Empty Soul
“Wytches” by Inkubus Sukkubus
“The Highwayman” by Loreena McKennitt

MSN Messenger: TeenVamp87@

Yahoo! Messenger: blood_n_roses87@

School Email: jyohe1@

Here's what I look like: http:///albums/y205/pickles260/gothjen.jpg